Clever Aint Wise

Canadian

[especially]

[sheikh-that-ass]

[nitrogen]

By Moisés Mahiques

[danger]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[dan-draper-deactivated20190415]

tempting

[youhavetofarmatleast]

an addition to the ice cream discourse,

[nudelinselphia]

[unconventionalperogies]

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[mozzabellastick-deactivated2025]

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

[minuty]

[angelamerky]

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[gulabiprincess]

Nobody:

Lana *not even a minute into the album*: “You fucked me so good I almost said ily”

[olpy]

Stan

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

“It’s okay I’ll look away instead of looking into your eyes I’ll bite my nails so that I don’t hold your hand I’ll only ever say I love you in my head I’ll learn how to call you a friend I won’t kiss you when you give me that smile the one that’s just for me I’ll just look away and think about all the times you said we’d never end up this way”

— Just Friends

[stalactites]

gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

[blossomfully]

You can protect yourself from so many things,“ she said quietly.

Then, after a pause, “but you can’t protect yourself from the people that you love.”

[blossomfully]

About a friend

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