oh shit just run

just a really fricked up text post blog run by juju, jennn and alex.

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Have you ever looked at your belly button and thought it was an eye

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when your crush looks at you and you get that warm fuzzy feeling. oh wait, that never FUCKING HAPPENS.

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what if nutella was just sweetened shit in a jar

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I like biscuits 

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Do you ever wish you could eat children then realize you were dreaming

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i just pooped and their was a warm in it wtf do i have pachydermophobia

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When you think of something funny during class and burst out laughing and everyone looks at you like "wtf"

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i just walked in on my cats having sex and they asked if i wanted to join but then i remembered i don't have any cats

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i felt a breeze on my shoulder. Then I realized I didn't have a shoulder

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i want to give birth

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yesterday i pet my cat and it took a big shit on the rug so i took a big gun and i shot a lamp

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Life hack: grow lettuce on your head for an instant pleasant snack on the go.

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I think this is what tumblrs look like in night vale

The Night Vale City Council would like to remind citizens that Suspicious Blogging Platforms are not allowed under any circumstances. If you suspect a neighbor of using a forbidden website, say nothing, and drink to forget.

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i hate it when you pee and you miss the toilet

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when you vomit then eat it and vomit again its like a huge paradox

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lifehack: start screaming. right now. do it. never stop. never let go. you are quite the screamer.

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the other night i saw my plant then i realized i don't have a plant