Hey y'all. I haven't updated since 2020 lol. This account used to be @/midnightjagger but I decided to revamp it into a Robert Schwartzman fanpage because he's underrated and deserves more love! (Plus all the fanpages for him are like completely dead soooo).
I might occasionally still post/repost Stones and Mick Jagger related content, but I will mainly be focusing on Robert.
Dating Michael Moscovitz from The Princess Diaries would involve?
A/N: Not me rewatching the movie just because of this, noooope. I hope you like it!!
DATING MICHAEL MOSCOVITZ:
- You had had a crush on Michael from the start.
- Grinning at each other across the classroom, blushing like never before when Lilly made very clear hints how she knows about your crush on his brother…
- The whole package.
- You just never really believed you’d actually properly talk to him someday.
- Your teacher was the one who unintentionally put a kickstart for your romance.
- You were struggling with a difficult subject and he asked if you would like to be tutored, and before you could even answer, Michael sat down with you.
- You just stared at him mouth agape, and he rubs his neck nervously.
- “I heard you have… issues with that?” he says and beckons towards the paper in front of you.
- “Oh! Yeah, I have. I just… I don’t recognize this calculation template. I mean, I have studied it but it just… doesn’t seem to go in my head.”
- Michael takes a look on it and so your tutoring relationship began.
- …and by the end of the week you were completely in love with him.
- Like you could listen to him reading the whole mathematics book aloud and still have a great time.
- You didn’t know it, but Michael had a thing for you too.
- It took a few months, but eventually he kissed you.
- It was actually kind of a surprise. You weren’t on a date or anything, it was an unromantic setting, sitting in rain, waiting for a bus so you’d get home.
- He just started staring at you, and when you asked if there’s anything wrong, he shook his head, smiled and kissed you.
- (Cue Lilly’s voice echoing in your head “I KNEW IT!)
- Dating him? The first months feel like you’re in heaven.
- When you finally start to get used to the thought, it’s not as exciting (of course) but you start really loving him.
- Like thinking about spending the rest of your lives together.
- He teaches you to play a harmonica if you want.
- Lilly jokingly pretends to be disgusted if she finds you two kissing.
- Mia thinks you’re adorable together.
- You’re going to her coronation as a couple.
- Mia hints about a beautiful park to Michael and he takes you to a date there.
- The spring had just arrived and the park is filled with beautiful flowers.
- He’s telling you how much he loves you and how you make him the happiest man in the world.
- And you can’t believe that a guy you had a crush on since you were twelve, was now finally your boyfriend.
- He can’t believe it either, as he had developed a huge crush on you ever since he was assigned as your tutor.
- You’re a happy and cute couple, and everyone could tell it.
“I just hope that if he kisses me, um… my foot pops. You know, in old films, whenever a girl gets seriously kissed, her foot would just kind of… pop.”
THE PRINCESS DIARIES
2001, dir. Garry Marshall
Occasionally, Michael comes out of his room and makes sarcastic comments. Sometimes when he does this he is not wearing a shirt. Even though he does not believe in organized sports, I have noticed that Michael has a really nice chest. His stomach muscles are extremely well defined.
people don't know this but they are kinda the same person.
nerdy boys
both love star wars
both love pop culture, comics and history
funny and sarcastic
manchild
outsiders
goofy and silly
both love sci-fi
both idealise their hot girlfriends
nerd bf as fuck
both love video games as if their lives depended on it
lazy nerds
pretty sure that seth likes the 80s (he does) and uses the decade as a reference. eric forman’s guilty pleasures are roller skating and disco music (which emerged in the 70s and 80s)
both love juana (if you know what i mean)
fine shyt
seth loves spider-man and topher grace plays venom in spider-man 3 (funny coincidence)
socially awkward
they are more sensitive than their friends
they have parents who are very much a part of their lives
in my opinion:
๋࣭ ⭑🎧 seth cohen’s song: seth cohen by beach weather + soul meets body by death cab for cutie
๋࣭ ⭑🎧 eric forman’s song: wish you where here by pink floyd + stayin' alive by bee gees
๋࣭ ⭑🎧 a song that might represent both of them: someday by the strokes
hi everyone!! the following pictures i have found on eBay, someone has listed a script from the pilot of that 70s show. i’m not 100% sure on legitimacy BUT i wanted to show some of the pictures that were uploaded as i’m very intrigued to see everyones thoughts!
NOTE: i don’t own this script! this is just something i found on eBay and wanted to share.