I have no idea what I'm doing

[dankmemeuniversity]

[clown-funeral]

[nocerealmilk]

[populationpensive]

I cackled so loud you guys

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.

[sweetgloss]

guardian of the gourds..........

[fakehouseresident]

Gourdian, if you will

[amvs]

“I’m 90 years old, old enough to have protested the Holocaust and every other genocide of the 20th century. When I say Zionism is genocidal — and that I’ll be fighting it until the day I die — you better believe me.”

( https://mobile.twitter.com/peoplesbubbie/status/1392267933280264192 )

[tibets]

[lava-bomb]

[sunsweeties-deactivated20230310]

yesterday i overheard a young mother telling her friends that apologizing to a child undermines your authority as a parent and all of them agreed. some people should be forbidden to have kids

[minmiin1d]

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لا احد يستطيع ان يعيش بالطريقة التي يعيش بها الناس في غزة، إسرائيل تهاجمهم في كل لحظة مما يدفع الأطفال والعائلات إلى هجر منازلهم والكثير منهم يموت بسبب الهجوم الصاروخي بدون إنذار! ولسنوات كانت إسرائيل تسيطر على 90% من التغطية الإعلامية بينما الان يستخدمون المحرقة والبطاقة المعادية للسامية ايضا لإسكات النقاش المشروع وتبرير التطهير العرقي في فلسطين ووسائل الإعلام العربية تكشف لهم مايفعلونه في غزة ⁣

فإسرائيل لا تريد السلام هذه هي الإبادة الجماعية والتطهير العرقي التي كانت تحدث عن لسنوات عديدة. الناس يموتون لا يوجد منصة صغيرة جدًا للتعبير عن الرأي ونشر الوعي، الرجاء الاستمرار في تضخيم أصوات الفلسطينيين حيث لا توجد أي تغطية إعلامية. وتتعرض غزة للهجوم بمئات الضربات الجوية. إذا كنت مسلمًا أو مسيحيًا أو أي شيء آخر غير مهم، فيجب أن تكون إنسانًا!!!! وتقع على عاتقنا جميعا مسؤولية مشاركتها ونشر الوعي بها..⁣

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No one would ever be able to live the way people live in Gaza, israel attack them at every single moment which leads kids and families to abandon their homes and a lot of them die because of the without warning missileattack! ⁣

For years israil have been controlling 90% of the media coverage while using the holocaust and antisemitic card to silence legitimate debate and justify ethnic cleansing in Palestine.⁣

Now the Arab media is showing them what they're doing in Gaza.⁣

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ISRAEL DOESN’T WANT PEACE. This is genocide⁣

and ethnic cleansing that has been happening for many years. People are DYING. No platform is too small to speak up and spread awareness, please continue to amplify Palestinians’ voices ، Because⁣

No exist any media coverage. Gaza is being under attack with over hundreds of air strikes . If u r a Muslim , Christian or what ever , not important, u must be human!!!! we all have the responsibilities to share it and spread awareness.⁣

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- copied.

Artwork by : @bushrarateb

[sleevesareforlosers]

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

[horrorsoflife]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Women fear me, fish want me

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

the “dignity” to work for an $8/hr starvation wage with no benefits lmao shut the fuck up

[sharlatan-ka]

Victorian factory owner tries to convince children to crawl back under the industrial looms for mere pittance because only their bodies are small enough to fit

[emil]

anyone see that insanely tall duck that was going around on twitter

[emil]

lmao

[wistsandmagic]

He's not a mallard. He's a mallard/indian runner cross. Still a cute duck, though.

[emil]

i think this duck is a human man actually

[beemojis]

✅ biped

❌ featherless

this is not a man

[emil]

this duck is a human woman

[yurious-george]

As a woman professional. I can assure you women have feathers

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[gaysie]

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

[fleurdelys-fletri]

have you ever been cheated on?

[gaysie]

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams

[rslashrats]

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

[rslashrats]

[icantwritegood]

[clish-moved-deactivated20210119]

“If you are not attracted to an individual, because the individual has a trait, that’s okay”

[ruffboi-mags]

1) This is a very good twitter thread.

2) the notes are full of terfs (in part bc OP put it on terf tags intentionally) and it’s gross af but it makes a damn good blocklist

[iamshadow21]

Reblogging the good stuff from Laura Kate Dale, the gay autistic transwoman gamer we deserve.