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Hey, i'm Jenny, 16 from the UK my blog is a bit of a mess but it's k. enjoy :)

[brinty]

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

[1forher-deactivated20220505]

[friendlyjellybean]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[ruinedchildhood]

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[intensional]

[just-shower-thoughts]

As a child, we hated spankings and naps. As an adult, we looked forward to these.

[catsbeaversandducks]

[bunnyfood]

This guy.

[patsyanddeliaobbessed-deactivat]

#catgoals 😂

[thekatediary-deactivated2017031]

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

[akuyama]

I wanna be rich just so I can buy my friends the presents they deserve

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[jimbenton]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jim Benton

[holmesianpose]

OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE

[tookingabout]

It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.

[cartnsncreal]

I hope the hospital bill doesn’t make her wish otherwise.

[mens-rights-activia]

I wrote a song about my college experience 🌶🌶🌶👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

[bjornmannen-deactivated20180511]

The realist thing to ever real.

[emboushitter]

Anemone, an enemy anemone, a stress filled bachelor degree

[bulbiedorf]

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people