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happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts

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OKAY ALSO I’VE DECIDED: from now on i’ve decided to go by bonnibel ! at least for the time being, as long as it doesn’t fuck me over in terms of dysphoria. nicknames  ( bonnie, bonbon, bubblegum, etc. ) are cool too !

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                      happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts all in a row

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new dash icon bc i wanted a heart shaped one !

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vitrioilic:

                 ‘  ……i  see.  so  that’s  your  motive,  huh ?  fine,  i’ll  bite  !                     though,  i  can’t   guarantee  you  won’t  be  BORED.  ‘

                 ‘ that’ssilly !i PROMISE  you i won’t be bored. you seem                           WAY too interesting for me to get bored with anything you say ! ’

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opinions on new theme ?

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lyric starter for @vitrioilic | call

ghosts - made in heights

“ i wanna know you better. ”

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not feeling good and i really want to do things so SHUFFLED LYRIC STARTER CALL !

[unwary]

hey guys, i’ve been ignoring it for a bit but it’s almost starting to make me feel bad at this point. i’m guilty of this too but i’m going to stop it because i know how bad it’s making me feel. when you reblog a meme from me, please send one in. if you don’t want to send me one, that’s fine ! just reblog from the source or somewhere similar, please. it just. makes me feel used and like no ones interested in writing with me when there’s like 10 reblogs of memes from me and my inbox is empty, yknow ?

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‘ i’m all about charging forward as fast and as recklessly as possible. ‘

my brother, my brother, and me / starter sentences. (pt. I)

“ well that’s definitely a way to live, i guess ! but you should really try to be at least a bit careful ... i’d hate it if you got hurt or something. ”

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❛ just rest your eyes. ❜ ( to sayori w/ love from monika !! )

hayley kiyoko → sentence starters

“ aaa ! i don’t have to. don’t worry about it, monika ! ”she yawns even as she says, “ i’m fine ... not tootired to keep working ... ”

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my brother, my brother, and me / starter sentences. (pt. I)

‘ stop it! what is this yo-yo creepy voice? stop doing it! ‘

‘ it is like the one ring - if it falls off, you’re not married anymore.’ 

‘ i’m all about charging forward as fast and as recklessly as possible. ‘

‘ maybe this girl is that big bite of the recovery sandwich that you need to take. ‘

‘ skrillex? he wrote the book on dub step. ‘

‘ what are you saying? how can i be a dick without being a dick? ‘

‘ well, don’t do that. i’m gonna vote against that one. are we voting? ‘

‘ so, we’re blaming memorial day for our malfeasance. ‘

‘ tear off the knob. tear. off. the. knob. ‘

‘ what? i was like, in the middle of the wisdom. i had gotten to the real nugget of this and you’re like, ‘moving on!’ ‘

‘ why not… the next time you’re out with your friends, do a tab of acid, flip the table, call ‘em pussies, blackout. ‘

‘ obviously we weren’t party to this, but there was a lot of fingering going on at church camp. ‘

‘ poop poop poop. you know what i’m saying. ‘

‘ the only medallions that i know of are either beef or enchanted. ‘

‘ you guys have fun with this one – i’m going to go buy like, nine or ten snuggies. ‘

‘ i don’t understand half the words in this question. ‘

‘ you don’t have to get worried until you hear him shouting something that’s obviously a safe word. ‘

‘ it’ll be nice when everyone’s finally allowed to have some weed for once. ‘

‘ you don’t get a mulligan. you just get a mullet. ‘

‘ listen, all i’m saying is that your friend’s gonna kill you. ‘

‘ you stay the FUCK away from my walnut. ‘

‘ not wearing the red shirt’s not an option because if you stop wearing the red shirt, then the terrorist wasps win. ‘

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my brother, my brother, and me / starter sentences. (pt. II)

feel free to change pronouns as needed!   /   pt. i

‘ scholars can’t prove that jesus was not from boston. ‘

‘ but no – he was actually in a feminist punk band. ‘

‘ you know what? that’s a new, good, adult rule: don’t go to parties unless they have fucking guest towels. ‘

‘ my age is actually defined by the fact that if i did that, i would die. ‘

‘ i actually would say, in this circumstance, poop in your hand plus me not being you equals very, very funny. ‘

‘ sexy garfield is compromised. i repeat, sexy garfield is compromised. ‘

‘ it’s like alec baldwin said in that movie: a - always, b - be, d - dipping. dip, i’m out. ‘

‘ now, i did learn a lot while i was in that bear pussy… ‘

‘ chunk pump makes me think of like, the old-timey way that pioneers used to get cream corn up out of the ground. ‘

‘ drop to one knee, kiss her hand. make sure you’re wearing a fedora and make sure you’re within eyesight of me so i can come kick the shit out of you. ‘

‘ people used to say that man couldn’t fly, and that earth was flat. and look what columbus did? he flew. ‘

‘ there’s a wild variance in quality of garlic bread. you really don’t know what you’re gonna get. ‘

‘ fast-food restaurants are, by definition, a gun that shoots burgers at you. ‘

‘ i’ve got in my cubicle a harry houdini bobble-head, a superman bust, and… a donkey figurine, from shrek, that talks. ‘

’ can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair? ’

’ we’re gonna share this together, baby. you, me, and the lice. ’

’ nothing that you do on the internet matters, especially not on facebook. ’

’ have you ever tried to carry a dead kid? ’

’ here’s some other shit that has no significance. ’

’ here’s a quick lesson in urban legend. urban legend - kid was sticking his head out a window, a car was passing with, like, a dog sticking their head out of the window, the kid knocked the dog’s head off. that’s an urban legend. ’

’ it’s about to get stranger and stranger, just buckle up. ’

’ ghosts have to hang out where they die. like, forever. ’

’ that is the worst urban legend i have ever heard. ’

’ i do believe that everybody who asks a yahoo answer question is beyond help, um, from anybody. ’

’ i know that when i’m trying to stop impressing women, the first thing i do is talk about dungeons and dragons. ’

’ have you guys ever tried to drink warm milk? it’s foul. ’

’ my body knows that when i’m asleep, i’m basically dead for like 8 hours. and that’s not only terrifying but wasteful. there’s a lot of things i could be doing with my dead time. ’

’ abba? not so good about returning our phone calls. ’

’ can you find my scorpion’s genitals for me? ’

’ i just wanna be a dune buggy. they’re awesome. ’

’ i’d be a hearse that used to be a hearse but then somebody turned it into a pizza wagon. ’

’ we just broke through the crust into the creepy, creepy mantle of this question. ’

’ like, when i’m in the shower hangin’ brain, i can barely observe my own thing without getting a little sick. ’

’ there’s a lot of christmas-themed names for your testicles, now that i think about it. ’

’ you gotta flip it on him. make him think that you’re gonna step on his balls, and then maybe like, step on his butthole. ’

’ if i was a homosexual i would totally want a granddad boyfriend. ’

’ you know how human beings only use 20% of their dicks? ’

’ bradley cooper uses 100% of his 5 dicks. ’

’ here’s a fun idea, do some drinking. ’

’ i’m not so sure you know what gay means. ’

’ as angry as i was about this guy, there is a much more unpleasant gentleman whose fetish is a little boy stuck in a chocolate tube. ’

’ to ride a horse is to borrow the entire billy joel discography. ’

’ my butt’s a vagina? ’

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game grumps ask meme.

“Dude, just… just pity laugh, at least!” “I don’t wanna kill anybody, I’m a pacifist. Ooops, killed six people.” “Six is the number of Def Leppard members, almost.” “Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke.” “Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so?” “Remember kids, if you wanna defeat the evil power, you better fucking find the nearest sharpest sword and run as fast as you can.” “I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.” “Having a great time being in immeasurable pain.” “Yes, have you ever heard of brapnel? That’s baby shrapnel.” “Wait, mechanical bird is plane. I just realized.” “Crazy how dead you are, I mean like, wow.” “I didn’t have any problem at all after I died twice.” “Such a nice man we ripped off there.” “I’ll never put on pants.” “Checkers would be better with badgers.” “HEY LADIES. I’M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME’S TOM JONES. GIMME THIRTY APPLES. …TWENTY-FIVE APPLES” “She’s adorable! Until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature, then ya gotta hit her with the lead pipe.” “Stop dancing at me!” “I have some very important masturbating to do.” “You make me have to pee, always.” “Whales are just Earth’s way of taking a shit.” “I like it when Luigi’s happy. It makes me smile.” “You know when you get high, and you start floating five feet off the ground, and gain a Spanish accent?” “Whenever you talk about being high, it always just shows how much you’ve clearly never gotten high before.” “Dude, what if hell was up?!” “I will raise that chicken as if it were my own daughter… who I turned into chicken fingers.” “‘Becky with the good hair’ sounds too much like ‘caramel corn’?” “I! WANT! MURDER!” “Even 90s rock won’t make me feel good about this!” “This might be the drugs talking, but I love drugs.” “That’s one boopity you shouldn’t have shmoopled.” “Am I nude right now?” “It’d be weird to sleep amongst your dead friends.” “Are you here to repent for your chins?” “Why am I not eating ice cream for every meal?” “This taxi is bae.” “The world is full of magic. Horrible, horrible magic.” “Jesus is my drug.” “I don’t know anything about memes.” “You would say that, no matter what, me from another dimension that runs a porn ring.” “I’m a milk-based life form.” “I fucked a cantaloupe once.” “Awww babe, look at us, we have our own cam girl operation.” “Everyone who works for us gradually becomes more gay in their interactions because… we are always getting… weirdly gay with each other.” “Shut up, ya tweezer!” “And Half-Life 3, I don’t know anything about Half-Life 3, other than that everyone says it’s confirmed.” “Good thing you’ve got fingers and wrists of steel, from that straight jacking.” “I’ve learned the importance of being cuddled.” “Hi, I’m a musician with a huge penis. Do you know where I can find guitars and Magnum condoms?” “Baths are amazing, especially when you bring a friend.” “Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.” “We’ve broken several laws.” “What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!” “I’M READY TO BREED!” “‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’” “These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’” “As I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.” “When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?” “If there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.” “Just get abducted! We are your saviors, we’re flying in the sky- treat us as your new gods.” “If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!” “Water is just… air juice.” “Uh… Doctor, could you put tits on my thumbs?” “We hang out… we touch each other…” “Does anyone have a paper bag I can hyperventilate into?” “2016 is the year of the butt.” “If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else.” “You make another joke like that, and I’m gonna have to beat you to death with your own shoes.” “Whoa, look at this trapezoid-headed Funyon ring!” “I have to take off my jacket because I’m getting hot because this sucks so bad.” “He died as he lived: covered in mayonnaise.” “Who wears pants anymore? So 2015.” “What took you so long, you butt plug?!” “Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’” “Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.”” “As long as I live, I will never stop loving your random bursts of outrage.” “Like I would kill a friend… without watching.” “With your Phd and my also being here, we can solve any problem.” “I love watching you guys suffer.” “Man, the void of nothingness is kinda lame.” “Sometimes you gotta take time and smell the roses. And sometimes you’re gonna be a guy jacking yourself off while you’re rubbing a girl in a video game.” “I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian.” “Oh my god, do we have to kill him while he’s asleep?” “I feel dead inside, but at least I had pie.” “This is nice. We’re all bathing in the warm glow of murder.” “The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious.” “Murder is a spectator sport.” “Today’s been a day. A day full of tasty, tasty murder.” “Man, I wish anime was human history.” “99 red balloons… Something- something- German song.” “If you wanna have sex you don’t have to make a little song about it, like just come right out and ask.” “If only I could have sex with my own brain. That would be a mind-fuck.” “I am not nature. I am nurture.” “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they died?” “Tell me what you’re gonna do to me.” “Taco Bell cures diabetes.” “Rule number one of babysitting? DON’T STEP ON THE BABY!” “Play for my amusement, child.” “How does a ghost enter a skeleton? And I don’t mean that in a sexy way.” “You’re locked the closet with the dildo!” “Yeah, I’ve been drunk on pot before. What of it?” “You are the worst son ever.” “Shut up, this is my moment of time shine!” “Bro, can I be honest with you guys right now? I love defiling things.” “I wanna touch everything with my boner, including my boner!” “When you’re married, you can announce your boners everywhere.” “I am enjoying my pot! Take that out of context.” “Dude, what if you were next to a supernova when it supernovaed?” “…and she’s like COVERED in butter.” “I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.” “What are the animals crossing, exactly?” “I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’” “And you know what? We’re tied right now, like brothers… only one brother is significantly smarter and more handsome than the other and has like 15 years more life experience.” “Frick to the 30th power!” “My eyebrows are slippery and slimy. I grease them.” “This is literally just elementary hydrodynamics, I can’t believe you can’t grasp this.” “Well look the important thing that I’m having fun and other people aren’t.” “I would fuck everything on the screen including the animals and the bicycle.” “How dare you know stuff about things. I’m gonna beat you up with my fists… that are made of stuff and things.” “Spyyyder Loops™ cereal…. made with… spiders.” “I’m a bottom kind of guy.” “Can you see my labia in this fucking costume?” “Just bros bein’ bros…” “I never feel quite as alone as I do when I play Burger Time.” “If you do this… I’m gonna be mildly impressed with you.” “I don’t know how to be interesting, could you give me advice?” “I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY BRAIN VAGINA.” “I’m kind of amazing at everything I do.” “I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!” “I would get a photo-realistic tattoo of your face on my inner thigh.” “Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!” “Follow your stupid fucking dreams.” “Everyone does crack at some point in their lives. It’s pretty much a rite of passage.” “I wanna know where Luigi is!” “Nothin’ wrong with that. Get clean, get clean with the lord.” “You’re on page 2, and I’m on page…uh, furiously concentrating on not throwing up from this Nutella situation.” “I wish you could jump inside my skin and know what I know, and feel what I feel.” “I’m feeling fly for a caucasian man.” “I will actually strangle you with my bare hands and feet.” “Don’t call me “bro” in an accusatory tone!” “This is a good yiff right here.” “My friends! I love killing my friends.” “Now I am the one who is bitch.” “He died as he lived: eating chicken McNuggets.” “Well, thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.” “DIE! DIE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!” “I could tell by his briefly angry eyebrows that he’s someone we should be stabbing.” “A blunt is a maridujuana.” “If you can’t beat em, Shoot ‘em with a gun!” “Getting kicked in the nuts is not an event, it’s a process.” “My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.” “Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird.” “Aw jimminey-jillakers. Gee-whiz Batman. Aw frick. Oh jeezum.” “And you have ten thousand and seven hundred grams of mardujuana.” “My style is old, nasty t-shirt and rapidly disintegrating pants.” “If you ever run into me in the wild, we’ll hug it out.” “I think the noodles are going to kill me!” “I’m sorry, your son is an anthropomorphic cheese melt.” “Wait, but, also shut up.”

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ONE-LINER STARTER CALL

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one - liner for @prettyguard | call.

“ i’m SO hungry ... i had to skip breakfast this morning because i was running extra late ... ”

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                                    moodboard meme

send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.

✿ for a general moodboard about my muse

💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship

❤  for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse 

💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life

💕  for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships 

👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style

👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood

🏠  for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics

🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods

👮 for a moodboard about my muse’s occupation

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                   hayley kiyoko → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ So go ahead, break my heart. ❞

❝ You’ll want to love me. ❞

❝ I get excited when I discover something rare… like you. ❞

❝ I like your aura and I’m pretty sure I love your hair. ❞

❝ You’re sweet as maple. ❞

❝ Look at your face, look at my dress. Looks like we’re not here to impress. ❞

❝ What’s better than love? ❞

❝ Even when that love is gone you weren’t wrong to have been mine. ❞

❝ Meet me halfway to your heart. ❞

❝ I’ve given it all to you. ❞

❝ Do whatever gets you seen. ❞

❝ Kiss me until I forget my name. ❞

❝ This could take all night… ❞

❝ Your hips, your lips, they’re mine. ❞

❝ I’ve got better luck in my head. ❞

❝ I fantasize, a secret life and place where we hide. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna be anywhere else but here. ❞

❝ Stealing kisses from your missus, does it make you freak out? ❞

❝ Girls like girls like boys do, nothing new. ❞

❝ I'ma take your girl out. ❞

❝ Don’t tell me what I feel. I’m real and I don’t feel like boys. ❞

❝ Tell me what you want this to be. ❞

❝ I know what I want this to be. ❞

❝ You’re feeding the fire. ❞

❝ I think I just needed to cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna tell you that you’re really pretty, [girl]. ❞

❝ I just wanna know if you will let me be your world. ❞

❝ I just know you got to taste like candy. ❞

❝ I can see you’re real smart. ❞

❝ You make me feel like I wanna be bad. ❞

❝ I need you to be free. ❞

❝ So this is where I leave you. ❞

❝ Just rest your eyes. ❞

❝ I’m just trying to be nice. ❞

❝ They say I’ll get hurt, if I’m not like ice. ❞

❝ I know I’ve got friends, but I still get so lonely. ❞

❝ If I look in your eyes, I’ll want you to hold me. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I care. ❞

❝ I can’t help but care. ❞

❝ I over-communicate and feel too much. ❞

❝ I’m sick and tired of acting all tough. ❞

❝ I’m hooked on all these feelings. ❞

❝ I know exactly what I’m feeling. ❞

❝ Keep telling me lies, they’re killing me slowly. ❞

❝ I get too attached, they don’t even know me. ❞

❝ Why can’t I relax? ❞

❝ Sure I would kiss you. ❞

❝ I’ll lay with you. ❞

❝ No, I can’t fix you. ❞

❝ What I need is for you to be sure. ❞

❝ When we’re with your family, you don’t want to show it. ❞

❝ I only want a girl who ain’t afraid to love me. ❞

❝ I know we’re not together but I won’t forget you. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna talk about it, I don’t wanna think about it. ❞

❝ Even when you’re next to me, it’s not the way I’m picturing. ❞

❝ You wanna be friends forever? I can think of something better. ❞

❝ But will you ever mess with me? No. ❞

❝ At least I got you in my head. ❞

❝ You will never understand, even when you hold my hand I just feel alone. ❞

❝ Come on, let’s sleep in my bed. ❞

❝ I can tell you don’t get it ‘cause you tell me that everything will be okay. ❞

❝ All I wanna do is cry. That’s all I wanna do. ❞ 

❝ Maybe, I’ll just dye my hair. ❞ 

❝ What I need is quiet. ❞ 

❝ I paint on a smile so that no one ever sees. ❞ 

❝ It’s easier for me to stay quiet, not speak a word - for if I do, then the truth might emerge. ❞ 

❝ They are my emotions to feel. ❞ 

❝ Nobody can poison my feelings if they’re never revealed. ❞ 

❝ Don’t let me die when there’s nobody here.   ❞ 

❝ I need a drink, whiskey ain’t my thing but shit is all good. ❞ 

❝ You’ve been out of reach, could you explain? I think that you should. ❞ 

❝ What you been up to? Who’s been loving you good? ❞ 

❝ I’ve been looking through the texts and all the photos. ❞ 

❝ Do you let him touch you the way I used to? ❞ 

❝ Did you take him to the pier in Santa Monica? Forget to bring a jacket, wrap up in him cause you wanted to? ❞ 

❝ I’m just curious, is it serious? ❞ 

❝ Are we just friends? ❞ 

❝ You say you wanted me, but you’re sleeping with him ❞ 

❝ I don’t believe you. ❞ 

❝ You ain’t been loving me right. ❞     

❝ I wanna be loved every night. ❞     

❝ Baby, you should pick up the phone. ❞     

❝ If you’re around, come get it. ❞     

❝ I wanna be missed like every night. ❞     

❝ I wanna be kissed like it’s the last time. ❞     

❝ Say you can’t eat, can’t sleep, can’t breathe without me. ❞     

❝ I wanna be held. ❞     

❝ Say you can’t walk, can’t talk, go on without me. ❞     

❝ I want you tired every day 'Cause I run through your brain. ❞     

❝ Hold me down, keep me safe. ❞     

❝ I left a mark on your neck. ❞     

❝ Yeah, I know, yeah, I know, I’m the best you’ve ever had. ❞     

❝ Why don’t you just cut the shit? ❞     

❝ Why can’t you just be honest – with yourself? ❞     

❝ I know every day you’re thinking of me. ❞     

❝ You say no one will understand. You wish you could but you just can’t.❞  

❝ How long 'til you realize, he’ll never love you like me? ❞    

❝ So thirsty, you’re drowning in it. ❞   

❝ I’ll make it to the top. ❞   

❝ Does it really matter at all? ❞   

❝ Come around 'cause I need you. ❞   

❝ Let me see you. ❞   

❝ I miss you, I love you, so it’s really hard to see – we just got to let it be.❞ 

❝ Won’t you just meet me in the middle? ❞   

❝ I believe we just had to learn to fall. ❞   

❝ I’m making a new home. ❞