Friends, Just Friends

[but-the-scene-is-grey]

[redpilledstonerbro]

[midnight0803]

He invited them home, late at night - and promised to be super tight. They promised, they would take it all - because he was just another hole.

[sdva2018]

This here one... he's mine...

[aichavgooner]

Daniel just started working in this police station. His first mission was to arrest a chav lad that stole a jewellery shop.

After the interrogation, Daniel had to do the inventory of what was found to make sure that the chav have nothing less.

In the collection he saw a tacky necklace. It looked so heavy. Daniel started wondering how could people wear stuff like that. So he decided to try it on.

As soon at it was on his mind went blank. Daniel got in autopilot.

Daniel released the chav and drop the charges. The chav was laughing when he saw that Daniel was wearing one of the necklaces.

The chav convinced Daniel to try some of his clothes. Daniel did not hesitate one second.

After a few beers, Daniel was erased and Dylan was born.

The chav was so happy his hypnotic necklaces are working wonders.

[whitegloveservant]

have a happy/humiliating easter

[aichavgooner]

Dimitri graduated from a prestigious school in London. He started looking for work but with the economy not many companies were hiring.

Since he really needed money he decided to work as a binman for two months. He arrived and discovered that his team was only composed of chavy looking lad.

The first day was hard. The smell was awful. The lads were loud and obnoxious.

After work they all went to a pub to celebrate the end of the workday. They laughed when Dimitri said he didn't smoke.

Two weeks into the job Dimitri started smoking at the pub with the lads. He was starting to enjoy them even though they always made fun of how he looks. It was constent bullying.

After one month Dimitri spent half his salary (what he was supposed to save) in proper chav kit and a fresh cut. The lads were so happy for Dimitri..

This was supposed to be the last day of Dimitri but when the boss proposed a permanent contract he accepted. Dimitri really enjoyed his new lads.

It's been six months now. Dimitri goes by Dylan because it sounds better. He completely forgot what he used to learn in school so there is no going back. But Dylan don't care. He love his new life.

[dogboyuk]

[aichavgooner]

Ben was really happy to have found this flat. It was really cheap and his new roommate seems nice' even though he looked like a dumb chav.

Cohabitation went well. But sometimes Ben wished that Chaz smoked less. The appartement was always feel with smoke.

After a few days to celebrate the arrival of this new roommate Chaz organised a small party with beer and all.

When Ben was drunk enough. Chaz convinced him to smoke.

This is three weeks after Ben arrived. Chaz stop pretending to be nice and clean. Ben started vaping and started to give up the Idea of cleaning.

This is 3 month after Ben arrived. Thanks to his roommate he's now so happy.

[aichavgooner]

This is Nike executive team. They take all the major decisions. This team doesn't really represent my ideal. So I implemented some changes.

After my seminar, this is the new executive team. Much better don't you think. They're gonna flood the market with chav gear. In a few years everyone will be a dumb chav. Submit now.

[cohibabehike58-deactivated20260]

Big cigar 🔥

[smokinggiant]

[wranglerbuttboys]

[trackiesladz]

[stacheman76x]

@sfde8871 and I as older daddies sharing a passionate moment.

[sfde8871]

Bring on the grey beards!

[androphilestory]

[octuscle]

Mad to think he flogged that old boring watch for enough cash to cop all the sick clobber an’ bling he’s rockin’ now. Even got himself down the barbers, still got plenty left for a whole weekend out on the lash with the lads. Best life ever, bruv!