[rejnka-old]

i enter the world of pokemon

basis: arceus

creator: lusamine

type: null

i am forcibly placed into cyrostasis

[vanhiko]

Well that’s how it is pronounced !

[ntendo]

[hooshizzoria]

press f to pay respects

[peitalo]

based on real events

[vultureculturecoyote-deactivate]

I had a dream recently...

That I was out playing pokemon go, and people all over the world had started seeing this new pokemon popping up. Like out of nowhere this little thing started appearing occasionally. No word from Nyantic or The Pokemon Company about when or why they had released it. The pokemon was called “sleepytired” and it looked like this.

And you couldn’t catch it, the ball would just go straight through it. People were data mining and shit trying to figure out how to catch this thing but they couldn’t. Eventually they would just have to give up and leave the encounter.  After a few weeks of people reporting sightings of it, and no word from Nyantic, some creepy shit started happening…

What started happening was, if you entered an encounter with a “sleepytired” with the AR on it would manifest in the real world. But it wouldn’t do anything. It would just float there, watching. 

So people being curious started doing this whenever they could, and these things would just manifest and stay there. Obviously this was causing problems because these things would just be floating menacingly in local parks and in the local McDonald. And they couldn’t be moved, because anyone who tried to move them or touch them would be struck by sudden, intense, chronic fatigue that seemingly had no cure. 

The last part of the dream I remember was watching a news broadcast telling people that pokemon go was now illegal, and to avoid touching or disturbing the creepy little things that are now just about everywhere.

[banzai-jinto]

what, in no particular order, the fuck

[rejnka-old]

Might as well get back in the stat-making game.

sleepytired The Fatiuge Pokémon Dark/Ghost Ability: So Tired (any Pokémon that makes contact falls asleep) Stats: 150/50/130/70/100/30 (530) “sleepytired rarely moves, preferring to float in place and observe. It radiates an aura of fatigue. Those that interfere with it will immediately fall asleep, if they’re lucky. Only specialized models of Pokéball effect it.”

[friendship-evolutions]

☆ Updated my blog theme again ☆

[appleturnovr]

hit me with that burning pink

[leggyre]

[leggyre]

people are saying this happens because Sparkling Aria cures burns, so if your Pokémon has a burn he will try to heal it and make that heal extra good by doing a z-move instead of a normal one

and if that’s not fitting for him then i don’t know what is

[1venty79]

Here’s a hilarious video of this phenomena. 

[leggyre]

hau caught destroying innocent players on camera

[friendship-evolutions]

Why is Kukui here twice, where's Hau? -And who the fuck is Horacio?

[skulldog]

Warm up sketch today, drawing my favorite strange puppy in a more personal style.

Thank you anon who recommend this, how did you know Silvally is my favorite new Pokemon?

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[butchlinkle]

me: i kind of feel like doing some gijinkas right now. what will that random pokemon website give me

website:

me: huh. thats just like a face what do i even do with that. hold on what does this guy evolve into again

bronzong: bronzong

me:

me:

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[beepbeepboopbeepboopbeepbeepbee]

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

[sonicrainbooms]

[friendship-evolutions]

One of my (great) grandmothers is friends with the dude who sung the original pokémon theme

[friendship-evolutions]

[friendship-evolutions]

Nice

[friendship-evolutions]