A "peculiar" ancient relative of the crocodile which experts believe began life on four legs before, in adulthood, it learned how to walk on

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A "peculiar" ancient relative of the crocodile which experts believe began life on four legs before, in adulthood, it learned how to walk on
He just... does this now. And his balance is phenomenal
my little siblings were dangerously close to recreating greek philosophy today.
a: "how is the moon a person if it can fly?"
b: "it's not a person. humans can't fly."
a: "but birds can fly. so that means its a bird."
close enough welcome back diogenes
behold
a man
I have a friend who's never had a tumblr account and I used the word "genus" in casual conversation and he was like, "genus?" and I said "the level above species in biological taxonomy :)" and he looked at me blankly and I explained the levels of taxonomy and what makes a species a species and he said "idk anything about biology. I figure that most members of a species look the same. like humans - we all have two arms, stand on two legs, et cetera" and I just stared at him, and he thought I was looking at him with scorn for his lowly intelligence, but I was actually having war flashbacks to the "behold a man" plucked chicken discourse of ~330 BCE
"Sex is what makes you human" WRONG. featherless biped
黒柴かげとら on X: "こんな二足歩行の生物と散歩してたっけな... https://t.co/5OFcL498Oc" / X
What do you mean you’re the plucked chicken Diogenes the Cynic presented to Plato with the phrase ‘behold: a man’ when Plato defined a man to be a featherless bipedal?!?