anything you can do, I can do stoned

a archive and blog for when I'm high for my ideas. along with frieza post

[friezalovesweed]

Hiiii I'm just @quishyorgannet I just made a account to use when im high so I can post my ideas about Frieza and stuff.

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@joytheskeleton that's my gf. 🥰

(And yes, I do act like this when high. Idk why. I think its bc I'm autistic but that's just that.)

[kimiiii2]

HARLEY SAWYER HEADCANONS

Part 1: HERE Part 2: HERE Part 3: HERE Part 4: HERE

MASTERLIST: HERE

GENERAL DISCLAMER: gender-neutral reader, mild description of gore, obviously not canon-accurate (more obvious with the x-reader sections) and just general Harley behaviour.

a/n: i don't write headcanons very often, even more so as an x-reader headcanon shots post of all things, and it isn't properly proofread... BUT i hope someone will still enjoy this!!

human!harley in the workplace.

・Avoids touch and interaction like the plague, always gives the excuse of ‘being hygienic around operating spaces’ and whatnot, but everyone just thinks he's a big germaphobe.

・Leith Pierre once hung his arm around Harley’s shoulder one day, and Harley shoved the man off and barely spoke for the rest of the day. Was also very cranky.

・He's pretty closed off, usually sticking to his office, except for the times he needs to go out and operate on a toy or report things to the executives. If it were up to him, he would move the operating room to his own office and just tell the executives to piss off.

・The screams of the children didn’t bother him whatsoever. In fact, he's felt confused whenever any of the new scientists get visibly upset or uncomfortable when seeing what he’s having to do. It's just a normal day for him.

・Becomes overwhelmed and upset when he's denied something. Control over his workspace? Deadlines? New details only being revealed to him later on? This man is fuming.

・Takes his own revenge when he knows he’s able to do things and the executives can’t stop him. Gets a little cocky when he knows he’s done something and Leith or Eddie can’t fire him over. After all, he knows they need him for this project.

・Is very particular with his foods (ahem- sweet pickles dilemma) picky eater, and such. Due to this, is probably at least malnourished in some categories, and is also worsened because of his work conditions and tendency to overwork to perfection.

・A perfectionist and a neat-freak, obviously.

human!harley with the player/you!

・Thinks of his associates and colleagues as ‘pests’ if you will. None quite up to his level of expertise, but also painfully annoying to be around.

・Except you, somehow.

・He doesn’t find you quite as overbearing as everyone else in this dreadful company, but still not as great as he is. (This man has an ego the size of the sun.) 

・He knows a thing or two about you simply by observing the way you go about your day. (The style in which you write down notes, the way you hold your pen, and how neat your handwriting is.)

・Ask him about it, and you’ll get shut down immediately.

・Similarly, it's also easy for you to understand Harley and how he likes getting things done. (How he wants things to be laid out, how he formats his reports, and his severe dislike of sweet pickles.) 

・It's also easier to get in trouble less. If you'd mess up, albeit in an experiment mishap, pissing off executives, arguing, or making a big scene in front of other scientists.

・You would, somehow, not get any punishment whatsoever. Maybe a small lecture from Harley if he's having a bad day, rambling on about what it does for his reputation as you're technically associated with him, but 95% of the time, nothing.

・If he noticed you having a bad day, he wouldn't particularly know what to do (he has no perception of emotional intelligence), but he would probably give you space, found out through trial and error.

・He'd never admit to giving you a concerned glance, finishing any leftover paperwork of yours, or getting you out of situations, but he does care, in his own, creepy, distant way.

doctor!harley with the player/you.

・'The Doctor' Harley is much different to how you once knew him. He's lost his compassion for you and essentially only kept his pity for you.

・The moment he laid his eyes on you through the security cameras, it was like a sense of deja-vu struck him. He never thought he'd actually see you again; he thought you were killed off during The Hour of Joy. Then again, the Prototype always liked a good joke to piss him off.

・Once he decided to monologue through the speakers to you, he watched for your reaction, hoping to see if he could sense a change in your stance or behaviour.

・He was almost about to empathise with your struggles. He noticed your limp, the way you shook and shuddered after every step; he notices a lot of things. More than anything, he was interested in seeing a human after all this time.

・If you were to manage to wrangle your way into his domain, he wouldn't be surprised, but secretly hiding his excitement. He'd access your person, seeing no resemblance to his thoughtful assistant who once used to brighten up his mornings, bring him his coffee, and stress out about his working habits.

・He would find a weak, wounded little bird who only managed to make their way here due to bizarre circumstances and luck. If he didn't pity you before, he does now.

・Depending on the events that occur, he might just take you in as his own personal project, figuring out what makes you tick. He might just leave you to defend yourself against the monsters in this hellhole and watch as you struggle.

・One thing's for sure, he isn't the same Harley as he was 10 years ago, and you can't change him. The only thing you can do is learn how to live with it or abandon him like he once abandoned his own feelings for you. No one could ever love a monster like him, after all.

a/n: this probably won't get very popular since the release of chapter 4 was monthssss ago, but i still wanna show Harley some love!!

edit: chapter 5 released... HE LIVES!! also theres a lot more of you now who liked this fic, hello!

[iamespecter]

"Data Sandwich" - Showtime comic

"After Hours" (suggestive!)

Headcanon: Caine can "sense" data, specifically if it's one conjured/manifested by humans. By "consuming" or just being around the humans' output, he's able to "taste", "hear", "touch", and even "smell" it.

Whatever it is that the humans conjure up, Caine CAN eat; whether it is realistically inedible or edible-- because both are the same to him, being made up of "Macroverse data".

He might be able to peer into others' minds and see what these outputs are, but it's the equivalent of seeing a mouthwatering burger on paper; there's no texture, no smell, no taste. It's all a flat, 2d image.

Only IF a human conjures it because they know how it should feel/taste/smell like, is Caine able to truly comprehend it; and soon, he might even be able to mimic it.

Besides that, Caine has been fed nothing but negative data over the years, and because of that; he's able to sense the data Pomni conjured up from a mile away, since he's been "starved" the past 2 decades and can't really contain himself. His mouth also can't stop drooling once he senses there's a human-input data in the circus.

Anyways, I sacrificed my hand for this I will be taking my leave now

[obnoxkitty]

tips on (re)bonding with your plush`♡

carry them around at home and/or keep them displayed at all times

change their name to a more suitable/desirable one

try tagging them along when running errands

make them new accessories or play dress-up

put some sound on the background and try puppeteering them

talk to them more often

just play with them!!

make them a playlist and/or a moodboard

take them on trips/appointments/sleepovers

try taking more pictures of them (esp. if you're addicted to the plushie content online)

[bored-animator]

Fancomic for @ctrl-alt-del-au (Because I couldn't stop thinking about this precious au

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I couldn't get the idea for this comic out of my head- so I ended up drawing 28 panels in 3 days... (Orignally planned out to only be 12 Panels long, but I really wanted it to feel less rushed WHICH IT IS-- but I'm limited to 30 files so I had to wrap it up)

This AU belongs to @ ctrl-alt-del-au, and it is an au I love and cherish- and I couldn't wait for their comic to reach to ep 5 mark for the bar adventure- so I made my own version-! (I'm patiently waiting for that canon comic >:) Can't wait to see that one) And of course, I heard that this au's Jax makes fun of Caine b'cus he thinks that he's neurodivergent, and I just made that roll for the entire comic >:)

Anyways I hope this isn't too cringe and weird- I put way too much effort into what was meant to be a very short comic spawned from an idea I got at 1am-- I just thought wayyyy too hard about what Caine would say in the bar adventure

[phochang]

👇 au link

[thatssomegoodsoup]

Hello can you please do Boiled One headcanons

I was planning on doing this!

BOILED ONE X READER HCs

CONTENT WARNING: slight NSFW

Hurts anyone who hurts you

He associates the word "love" with you.

Sex involves a lot of torture and degrading.

^ He would never let you die though, so he just constantly heals you.

Everything has been going well in your life due to him. Want a promotion? Demon magic will get you that promotion.

Does not understand empathy at all, but he will sit down to listen to you rant.

He likes hearing the reader's voice.

Is indifferent to the reader and shows compassion in his own way.

^ Which includes gift giving, trying to do stuff with the reader, or listening attentively.

Reader just says they have a long distance boyfriend. Easier to say that than to tell people you are dating a 20ft harbinger of death.

Speaking of height, the height difference between the reader and the boiled one are significant. Although the boiled one can change his height, so he can fit in your house.

The Boiled One likes the idea of settling down with the reader.

[albaricomics]

What if episode 7 took place at a bad time?

[katzebruh]

BackUp AU | Mask

This was the first idea I ever had for this AU

[goonlord63]

afab!reader, period sex, extremely self indulgent

the boiled one likes to mess with you when you're on your period. it makes you more sensitive, pliant, easier to crush beneath him when he ruts into you.

you get so whiny, your insides hotter than usual. begging him to give you more, more, yet telling it to slow down when it does. like a game of tug and war, push and pull, and god does he love seeing you squirm like the little bug you are.

he loves to see your blood coating his cock. sometimes he'd pull out just to admire the crimson mixed with your slick wrapping around the appendage like webbings. it'd make you suck the blood off him while humping the air.

he'd spit out every degrading name under the sun and puff its chest in pride when you moan. it leaves more scratches on your skin, licking up the blood seeping through the tears and letting it drip from his tongue to your mouth. forces you to stare at him when you cum, you swear its mouth got wider like it's grinning at your pitiful expression

particularly enjoys seeing you cling onto him, pleading for him to fuck you harder, so hard until you can't feel your cramps anymore. it'll gladly give it to you, as long as you continue to worship it like it rightfully deserves

don't complain if you feel a little raw aftwards, it only does what you asked.

[goonlord63]

MINORS DNI. inspired by a fanart i saw on the green website

Sex with the boiled one is kind of insane. Well, for one, having sexual intercourse with a cognito-hazardous entity that could AND would put you in a pseudocoma is an idea that would have most people side-eyeing you for. Second, it's hard to imagine when it's literally a 10-foot pole with a face that looks like raw meat stretched out on a rack.

People have weird taste. And by people, I meant me.

But god, imagine being made putty in its hands, one holding you up by your waist and another keeping your legs together as it folds you like a lawnchair so it can piston its appendage into you better. Is it a tentacle? A dick? A tentacle dick? No idea, but it's thicker than your arm and longer than the average human cock (let's say, 12 inches or more?), so it's quite literally rearranging your guts everytime it pushes in and out of you.

Gruelling hours of just stretching you out, stick-like fingers poking and prodding at the tight muscle as it just stares at you with an emotion you cannot perceive (considering its face is static except for the 'jaw' wriggling when it 'talks'). Having to thrust so, so slowly into you just to relish the feeling of you clamping around the tentacle, as if desperate to keep it AND push it out at the same time.

When it bottoms out, your stomach is bulging with the writhing mass just smacking relentlessly against your walls like it has a mind of its own. As if it were finding a place to latch onto, to forever mark your insides with the memory of being claimed by it.

I don't see the boiled one being a particularly rough entity, but if it were with a willing and slightly masochistic individual (COUGH me COUGH), it would hold them like a fleshlight and make them bounce on it til their brains are perceivably gooey and unable to get out of bed until... well, when it decides it can.

Speaking of its ability to paralyse people, it would definitely take advantage of it and push your human body's limits into countless positions where the strain is definitely harsh, but overlookable when it's pounding into you like there's no tomorrow.

Cum is an entirely different thing, however, although I imagine it having the same consistency as oil but thicker. It's hard to remove, you'll need a whole town's worth of water to fully wash it away. Even if you can't see it on your skin after washing, the slick, oil-like feeling stays with you and that would be a problem for the sensory-sensitive folks.

The boiled one is the type to cum outside. Not for your safety, it can't impregnate you regardless of your sex, but it merely wants to see how it would look sprayed across your skin. It would also act as a way of remembrance, of imprinting on you that you'll always be reminded of doing the devil's tango with it (Whether that being a good thing or not is entirely up to you).

Never let it discover bukkake. In fact, never let it discover blowjobs or else your throat will face a worse fate than your other hole/s did.

Doing sex in missionary means being exposed to the massive, gaping orifice that is on its torso. Constant blast of warm air and a sickly, dizzying smell that would either elevate or worsen the experience. Sweating and then it sprays its oily cum all over of you? Your skin's gonna feel so sticky afterwards.

I would expand on its kinks, but I'll have to come up cause while yes, the boiled one has potential for BDSM, I need to think what parts of it would fit the most. Let me know if you have thoughts 🙏 Prayers are also welcomed, thank you

[ctrl-alt-del-au]

doodles of my AU

[katzebruh]

BackUp AU, Caine's new purpose

[honey-baby-bear]

Brat tamer Caine

Pairing~Caine x G!Reader

Warnings//~ Brat tamer, monster cock(HEAR ME OUT) biting, sadist-masochist dynamic, degrading, some praise, deep throat, penetration we some freaks today also made it so caine had the ability to curse just him tho

Summary~ ⚠️EP 8 SPOILER⚠️ You pushed Caine a little too far now he has to put you in his place

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It seemed as Caine was starting to slowly loose it after his whole “I am god” mojo in his office he seemed more on edge than usual and you loved it because you knew he’d be more harder on you. So you would do the only logical thing.

Push him to the very edge you thought this was an amazing plan god you felt fantastic for just coming up with it. Everyone else was in the main area exhausted at the fact that they couldn’t leave yeah you wanted to leave to but it’s more fun with Caine. Anyways Caine pops up coming up with a whole “new adventure” everyone was sick and tired and just wanted answers that seemed to irritate him and that voice you know so well and love,

“And who let you in charge?”

You loved his tone oh so well Pomni and zooble were taken aback by his comment not saying anything more. Then he pops up another adventure for everyone but you stay behind you saw this as an opportunity to well misbehaved. Before he would snap his way back to his office you called out to him he looked at you confused onto why you didn’t go with everyone.

“Oh could I be with you caine just this once.” You said in the most pleading adorable voice you can that he loves.

“You should be with the others they would know you’re not there” he has said to you but you clasp your hands together looking at him. “ppplllleeeasssseeee” you begged he rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers back to his office with you along. He couldn’t resist you, and you knew that.

“I have things to tend to so don’t bother me” he said sternly “aye aye, captain” you said as if you understood but god why would you listen? Only a few minutes had past to make it seem you wouldn’t listen looking at things around his office but the itch to mess with him crept up on you, so you wandered to his desk trailing your hand from his desk to up him arm an resting on his shoulder.

“What do you need I’m busy can’t you see?” He said not sparring a glance at you. “Well sure but I’m just so…bored” you said he just scoffed before going back to what he’s doing. This isn’t the reaction you wanted you wanted him to crack so you pushed further. You had leaned your body to his chair leaning your head to his shoulder where your hand rested. You moved your hand from his shoulder to his chest just moving slightly down….Then he grabbed your wrist hard “seems like you don’t understand what busy means do you?” He spoke harsh still not looking at you all you could do was smile and then you spat back with “well I told you I’m bored haven’t I?” Now that made him look at you. Looking at your smiling face that made him angry. “Must I teach you a lesson, Must you be so disobedient?” He said his hand on your wrist tighter god any longer it could leave a bruise but you didn’t care. “Well? Answer me” he spat “oh please what could you do? You have such a “fragile ego” you couldn’t punish me even if you had it in you” you said air quoting the words “fragile ego” Now that pissed him off he had yanked your body toward him till your body landed in his lap holding yourself steady on his chair “don’t you have a mouth on you today? You will regret even thinking that today was a good day to mess with me”

“You’ve been such a pathetic brat today that it seems I must put you in your place” he said pushing back his chair “get on your knees” you look at him with a playful smirk “and if I don’t?” Your arrogance was off the charts he didn’t hesitate to push you off him not harsh enough to hurt but just enough to force you in the ground. “Maybe I’m not getting through to you..get on your knees now brat” He cocked his head resting his hand on his head taking his free hand to his bulge in his pants rubbing it slightly

“Now are you going to listen or keep misbehaving?” he asked, “why should i listen?” You said smug and cocky he was severely irritated by you “I didn’t know you was in charge of this, you must love not listening to me hmm?” He said as he moved his free hand from his head to the back of your head pulling your hair closer to him. You winched in pain biting your lip squeezing your thighs closed he had noticed to you taking a liking to the pain “God your a freak for being into this” he said taking his hand from his bulge unzipping his pants letting his cock free it was long and thick and was technically a tentacle it was slick and slimy moving ever so slightly like it was taunting you.

“Open your mouth” he said sure you obeyed but obviously opening your mouth not big enough to take him “don’t piss me off…open your mouth or I’ll force you to open it m’kay brat?” He said before you had open your mouth wider. He forces your head to take all inches of him making you choke a bit he gave you a few seconds before forcing your head to bob on his cock. He leans his head back groaning as he feels your hot mouth.

“Fuck baby you so good f’me..taking this dick so well.” His hand had gripped your hair tighter making you bob your head faster in his cock “Shit your gonna make me c-come” he words started to stutter as he felt himself get closer to the edge then he slowed your head movements bobbing your head up slowly. As you had lifted your head you looked at him pre-cum and spit mixed drooling down your face as you looked at him with puppy dog eyes. “Aw you don’t want to finish now?” he didn’t say a word before he let go of your hair then motioning for you to stand. As much as you wanted to disobey once more you really wanted to get fucked before the others were to come back so you stand your legs shaking “Good..now bend over the desk” is all he says before your turn around bending over his desk.

He stands up leaning his weight of his body on your back before his hands move up to the waist of your pants and pulling them down. His cock having a mind of its own moving towards your entrance not giving it a second thought and he shoves his cock deep inside you his hot breath on your neck, his sharp teeth grazing your clothed shoulders. Then bitting you hard enough through the clothes to your shoulder to make your shoulder bleed, you had winched in pain making you bite your lip.

He’d started moving his hips at a fast past fucking you stupid like the brat you are removing him teeth from your shoulder, his loud groans filling your ears. All you could think about how caine is basically fucking his irritation and anger into your hole you had to grab onto the desk for stability at his rapid fucking. He had placed his hands back to your waist to keep you steady so he could fuck you hard his long cock hitting all the right places to make you moan like a bitch in heat. It didn’t take long before caine had to cum once again “oh fuck I’m gonna come deep inside you” he moans one of his hands move from your waist to the back of your neck squeezing tightly and he fucks you and after a few seconds he comes deep inside you filling you up.

He pulls out quick putting his cock back in his pants and zipping his pants “get yourself fixed the others will be here soon” he said before snapping his fingers and disappearing now you was alone catching your breath and of course bubble appears

“Imagine”

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the first time i come back and it abt caine uhhh Yur if theirs spelling mistakes don’t mind it I had to get this out also i entered a flow state of writing so if sum don’t make sense Dw abt it it’ll get fixed later 🥹

[honey-baby-bear]

Caine Nsfw HC’s🎪🎡

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Silly Hc’s

He was such a loser when you two first would get intimate he would blue screen if you touched him slightly inappropriately freezing up on you.

Just so inexperienced at first he didn’t even know what to say so he’d generate a bunch of things to say that was “sexy” or things he found from the Internet in those pornos and so he’d repeat it, it was very corny…

Just so awkward.. poor guy now he a supa freak

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*.・゜゜・༶

F!reader-Pussy drunk most definitely he loves tasting you when your free from adventures or not talking with the others he loves the taste of your pussy the most

He definitely can create any kind of cock he’d make different ones to see which one you love the most can he so used three different kinds WHILE fucking you sending you over the edge feeling different cocks being fucked into you.

At some point he liked being watched while you two would get intimate but it never got as far as it was just bubble watching

Sluttiest waist known to man he loves when you take control and grab his waist it turns him on so fucking much he’s already coming from the thought of it

When he gets embarrassed he closes his mouth so he can’t see and mostly does it so you can’t hear his whorish moans he lets out along with his whimpers he’s so embarrassed by it but you reassure him that you love it so he eases into moaning just for you

Based on episode 8- He was just so over it so angry that he most definitely had to fuck some anger into you

SUBMISSIVE MOST OF THE TIME

He’s such a brat most of the time

Fishes for praise all of the damn time and when u do praise him it turns him on

You see the teeth on him? He definitely bites and his teeth (most of them) are sharp so they really dig into you

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I’m cooking let me cook 👀

[someone-might-utter-tales]

What They’d Love To Eat Off You…

(The Amazing Digital Circus)

Pomni: She’d go for something low-mess and slightly fancy, having her food be on ceramic plates instead of directly on your body. Though she will wipe her hands off on your thighs if she gets anything on them.

Ragatha: Nothing. Instead of eating off you, she’d get anxious about it being too dominant and would offer to swap places.

Jax: Anything hot. He’d pour soups, broths, and even melted cheese, chocolates, candy, etc onto you. He prefers to watch you squirm and writhe from the heat before he kindly cools you down with his tongue.

Gangle: Anything that she can use chopsticks for, she’s also partial to lining any curves you have with sauces and condiments so she can slowly drag her food along them.

Zooble: They would turn you into a living charcuterie board, lining cold proteins, cheeses, and vegetables along your body and slowly peeling them off one by one. Any of the dips or divots of your body would be filled with dips and nuts.

Kinger: Literally anything, but he’d wondering if you’ve lost it the entire time…

Caine: He’d shut down before he could lick or nibble anything off of you, he is not designed for that.

Bubble: Your limbs.

[undead-equine]

abstragedy sketch after finally finishing tadc and deciding i love them… my dearest lesbians you will love each other even in the real world