kimmy | harley sawyer satanist

i write about things i obsess over

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MASTERLIST!!

The ask box is currently: OPEN!

┆ABOUT ME

╰ my name is kimmy, I go by she/her pronouns! I'm fine with nicknames like kim and stuff. I do small bits of work on here when I can, usually through requests or short bursts of motivation.

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a/n: when my ask box is open, I'm looking for suggestions for headcanons, one-shots and fanfiction! the characters and fandoms i write for are below. i am always open to new fandoms and ideas, and will probably edit this list when i do! i will also answer any questions anyone sends, so send me your questions and requests!

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┆FANDOMS

Cookie Run Kingdom (CRK)

My Hero Academia (MHA)

Stranger Things (ST)

Steven Universe (SU)

Hazbin Hotel (HH)

Helluva Boss (HB)

Poppy Playtime (PP) specific characters only

Murder Drones (MD)

Dandy's World (DW)

Bendy (BATIM, BATDR, BATDS, BTC)

Welcome Home (WH)

Danganronpa (DTHH, D2, DV3)

The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC)

Cult Of The Lamb (COTL)

Stardew Valley (SV)

Twilight Saga

The Hunger Games (THG)

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┆WHAT I WILL WRITE

Fluff

Angst (heavy or light)

Slow Burn

Hurt/Comfort

Character x Reader

Character x Character

Headcanons

Oneshots

Fanfiction

Any Pronouns

SFW

M4M or M/M

M4F or M/F

F4F or F/F

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┆WHAT I WON'T WRITE

NSFW

Nasty shit

Illegal or disgusting ships/situations.

Characters I don't know much about (If it isn't in my fandoms list, I most likely can't write for them.)

Self-harm/Suicidal topics

Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics (just... no)

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a/n: i will be adding to these over time if i find anything else to add. lots of these aren't set in stone things, and feel free to send me your requests if you have anything you'd like me to try or ask me!

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HARLEY SAWYER HEADCANONS | PART 4

PART 1: HERE PART 2: HERE PART 3: HERE PART 4: HERE

GENERAL DISCLAIMERS: bad language/profanity, non-canon accurate, gender-neutral player/reader, securityangel (kinda)

a/n: why am i writing another one of these even though no one asked for it? BECAUSE I CAN. and im upset harley wont ask to marry me on tomodachi even tho we have been dating for over 2 weeks so this is my revenge fic. give me more suggestions cause uh i wanna get in my share of writing in before exams hit.

human!harley shenanigans

・Very good with his hands. If he hadn't taken up his current career, he would've made a good pianist.

・Doesn't like physical contact unless he's initiating it. He's had too many run-ins with people who hug him or touch him without asking, and he's not happy it keeps happening.

・Drinks his coffee straight up, black. No sugars or extras needed.

・He's farsighted and has glasses prescribed, but rarely uses them due to them simply being a hassle.

・Is originally from England, but due to circumstances, he moved to America and eventually ended up in the young geniuses program.

・Saw Elliot Ludwig as a father figure during the program. That idolisation ended when he was kicked out of the program, however.

・He was greatly inspired by medical journals of his time, leading to his eventual interest in neuroscience.

・Takes medications and/or drugs to keep himself working at a fast pace during the day. This usually results in him having poor sleep, however.

・Has a number of bruises and scars from his run-ins with the experiments on almost all limbs.

・Dry lips. Bites them occasionally or absentmindedly, which doesn't help.

・His after-hours work usually consists of minimal distractions, aside from some whistling if he is feeling particularly motivated. Usually scares the shit out of any remaining employees who happen to walk nearby his office.

human!harley and player shenanigans

・The most dense man you've ever met. Cannot understand basic communication skills above simple conversation.

・Hates having to admit when he needs help. Especially from you, since he sees you on equal ground to him, it makes him feel inferior.

・He needs his personal time when he's working on something with all his concentration. Not even you would be exempt from this, since you can ruin his concentration the fastest.

・His way of flirting would be insults with underlying tones. If you were able to make a comeback to his comments, he'd enjoy it even more.

・Uses hand sanitiser after every interaction, even if it's you. No offence, but personal hygiene is very important to him.

・Works himself to the bone every day. Sometimes you'll see him slumped over on his desk, but he'll deny it if you mention it to him.

・He cares about the minor details, things others usually miss. He's glad you can share the sentiment.

・Has a major staring problem. You're not sure if it just applies to you or not, but you've caught him staring at you, but not like he's fully there, like he's thinking of something else while staring right into your soul.

・When he's monologuing, he gets real close up and personal, not on purpose, you assume, since he never really acknowledges it afterwards. His breath smells like coffee.

・His smile seems forced a majority of the time. Like he's not exactly sure how to smile in a polite way, but is still trying somewhat. The closest he gets to an actual-looking smile would be mimicking yours.

doctor!harley shenanigans

・Hates that stupid 'Glowby' device the player has on their wrist.

・Absolutely lost his shit when he found out the player lost his omni-hand.

・Continues to reiterate he doesn't see Yarnaby as nothing more than a simple guard dog simply because he prefers cats (and has no idea what animal Yarnaby could resemble other than a yarn creature).

・Shakes his finger at Yarnaby when he does something wrong, like a disapproving parent.

・Wants to curse out the prototype DAILY. Before and after his resurrection, he hates that bumass guy. One could argue just under Leith Pierre.

・Wishes he could upgrade the TV heads to newer models, but he doesn't exactly have the right materials. They could really use a good cleaning.

・He partially faked his death back in the prison. He was... weakened, to put it politely. He was not able to move around in his bodies without complaint and stuck to observing through the cameras, hence why doors were able to open even after he was considered dead.

・Years of mostly sitting in silence have heightened his senses. His hearing has improved to hear minor noises and flicks through the cameras until he finds the source of the noise.

doctor!harley and player shenanigans

・After getting revived and essentially forced by you and Giblet to have him help you, he's not exactly pleased he's getting thrown into the battlefield right away.

・Every sort of curse is littered your way when he's transferred into Glowby.

"What do you mean I'm getting transferred into the star??"

"Where else would you go?"

"I DON'T KNOW?? NOT THE STAR????"

・His lab coat always smelt vaguely of the tea he used to drink. Still somehow does. You've only realised that when he would allow you close to his main robotic form on very rare occasions.

・Can play music from the speakers of his head, but he can't talk when he does it. Leads to a rare few minutes of quiet Harley playing music and concentrating (on experiments mostly), but it's a nice moment the two of you can enjoy.

・The cameras he uses to see have long been distorted in quality over the years, leading to some misleading information he's gathered from what he's seen. Turns out his coats are white, not black like he thought they were. He thought you were lying when you first told him.

・Trust issues he's developed from his young childhood carried over all these years, and sometimes you'll find he's hesitant about opening up about why he doesn't like or do certain things.

・He's noticed all the scrapes, cuts and scars you've gained throughout your journey down the factory. He'd offer to help you patch them up, but he thought he'd look weak.

・Takes his goddamn time. You could be getting chased by one of the bigger bodies BEGGING him to hurry up with whatever he's doing, but he simply hushes you and says, "Science takes time and hard work" It makes you want to slap him.

a/n: im not sure why i dont just turn this into a series on here anyways i would so write a whole 20k storyline on harley. edit: HARLEY FINALLY MARRIED ME ON TOMODACHI.

im so scared someone important is gonna comment on my posts one day bc i know baldwin searches these archives and comments on things so im scared hes gonna pop up from the shadow realm.

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i feel like such an artist when i poured my skills out to make harley in tomodachi life LMAOOOOO

[kimiiii2]

i feel like my tomodachi miis might be onto something... a little bit canon... a little bit strange... a little bit gay...

even funnier is the fact that smilks feelings are 'not interested' so this works double

or maybe im just delusional you tell me

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[kimiiii2]

went back into the poppy playtime fandom when chapter 5 came out and high-key I'm digging player x Harley and omg ur headcanons are fantastic HSXHSH

What do u think about mute!player (gender-neutral ofc)? I find that concept interesting since the player actually doesn't talk in the game- however there isn't a lot of writing content regarding that. Could it be possible if u wrote headcanons surrounding mute!player x the doctor? Thank u!

HARLEY SAWYER HEADCANONS PT.3

Part 1: HERE Part 2: HERE Part 3: HERE Part 4: HERE

GENERAL DISCLAIMERS: mute!player/reader character, non-canon accurate, gender neutral player/reader, slight course language

a/n: TYSM FOR THE REQUEST!! im honestly also interested in exploring the idea of a mute player, since yk if this player was me in the games, i wouldve been saying sm by this point so i think its a cool idea! definitely got a lotta brainstorming going while writing this. also yes assistant reader, i thought that would be a nice pairing with the mute reader!

human!harley with the mute!player.

・Was originally a struggle to communicate due to the language barrier. The doctor was initially stumped as to why the higher-ups would place a nonverbal assistant down here to work with him, but eventually got used to the silence your presence had.

・Harley, while never admitting it, does appreciate the attention to detail you put into writing reports. A good listener is always nice.

・You hold a small 'Playtime Co' notepad tucked into the pocket of your coat whenever you're working.

・Be lucky you write fast AND with nice handwriting, he would not be waiting forever to get a simple answer from you, his patience is very short.

・Because you specialised in child/adolescent psychiatry before majoring in cardiology, he values your input and opinion on matters regarding the mental and psychological aspects of the children he operates on.

・Everyone will and forever think you're crazy for working under the man for so long without quitting or him firing you.

・Early on, Harley did struggle to comprehend what you were trying to tell him sometimes. Missing a head nudge, point, or not carefully looking through what you wrote for him. Misunderstood a lot.

・Nowadays, it's easy for both of you to flow into a rhythm of work during the day, either together or apart. Reports you wrote always made it to him on time and with everything needed. The materials and equipment he needed were always there, and in the middle of it all was his content, little assistant.

・A lot of the time, when he would go on his rambles, you'd be wandering in the office, overhearing everything. He always knew you were there, but it never really mattered what you heard or didn't; he knew you'd never blab about it to anyone important.

・Despite being his assistant, don't think you have it easy. He still barks orders at you during the day to get things prepared, get reports done, even get his coffee order.

・You'd climb the social hierarchy fast. Anyone who can deal with Harley on a day-to-day basis gained nearly everyone's respect down in the labs.

・ Harley never really paid attention to the social aspect of his job, but if he witnessed some of the other scientists talking to you a little too often, he'd swoop in, complaining about 'not being able to find something' and whisk you away.

・After some time in this job, the notepad wasn't really needed during the day. The flow state you and the doctor had fallen into did not require many words from you. (Harley filled the empty silence with his own words, though, of course.)

・After his eventual disappearance, you were transferred over to Dr White to work under him. He never quite had the genius Sawyer did.

doctor!harley with the mute!player.

・The doctor was quite surprised to see you after all these years, still nonverbal as well. He found it amusing and nostalgic.

・The two of you fell back into the rhythm. Harley boasts and rambles while you do the dirty work of what he asks you to do. Like old times.

・He watches through the cameras as you trip and fall, gain new marks and scrapes, squint his eyes as he notices your body twitch from the pain and stress of running around tirelessly.

・How can one simply do this all without muttering a single complaint, just like how he once knew you!

・He would definitely consider not killing you and to kidnap take you back under his wing as his assistant once more.

・Coming face to face with him in one of his many bodies would be strange for him. Were you always this short?

・Coming face to face with him in one of his lanky robot bodies would be strange for you. Why was he so unusually tall?

・"Well now, this is a rather interesting turn of events." He would stare down at you, watching your face morph into slight surprise, alongside uneasiness in your stance.

・He watches as you fetch out the notepad he remembered you carrying around during his working years, the simple 'Playtime Co' branded notepad. "Harley?" He watches you write. He's glad you've retained your neat handwriting.

・"In the flesh, little germ."

・He'd never admit if but he would actually open and close convenient doors for you around the prison if he were feeling particularly cheeky.

・Doing your snooping around the prison, you find old offices where you and Sawyer used to conduct research and write reports in. Harley actually purposely never moved things around in those areas; they were too memorable to move around and wreck. Traces back to his humanity.

・Even though he's a certified sociopath, you still can't see him as anything other than the annoyed, picky, and standoffish boss you had the pleasure of working under all those years ago.

・Evil laughs very loudly when he's revealed to NOT be dead revived at the end of chapter 5. You just stand there staring at Giblet, who just gives you a 'what the fuck?' look.

a/n: my friend who is MASSIVELY obsessed with mbtis ran up to me the other day and told me harleys mbti would be most compatible with mine which uh THATS SICK AS HELL WHAT THE but yeah that totally wasnt my main inspiration for writing this request.

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HARLEY SAWYER HEADCANONS PT.2

PART 1: HERE PART 2: HERE PART 3: HERE PART 4: HERE

GENERAL DISCLAIMERS: bad language, probably not canon-accurate. mild depictions of gore, leith and harley prank wars.

a/n: first part kinda blew up and even MORE so after the revelation he didn't die!! so i made this bc i 1, love the attention this is getting, and 2, I love this man. these are long examples for the most part, so if you're looking for short, sharp examples, this isn't for you.

human!harley

・Heavy coffee drinker. Caffeine is his lifeline in this job.

・Gets very pissed off when an experiment is done incorrectly by one of the lab boys. Will chase up whoever made the mistake and will make sure they never have a future at this company.

・Doesn't care if he comes to work with the appearance of a drunk person who looks like they slept on the streets. Will come into work looking like he got dragged through mud, but as long as he's sanitary enough to perform on the experiments, he doesn't really care how he looks.

・New scientists who would try to talk to the man would soon enough realise why older employees stay away from him. Newer employees assume he's like them and just looks burnt out from the work until they hear him open his mouth and almost call someone a really bad word, stare at his nametag and realise they fucked up.

・LOATHES having to do any work around the factory that doesn't directly involve him. Boring paperwork about the ins and outs of a proposed experiment isn't something he enjoys doing when the alternative is practical surgery.

・Is very much a people watcher. Can and will find out how to get under your skin if you so much as look at him the wrong way.

・Is either a smoker or a bad drinker. Or both. Knows its bad for him, but he couldn't care less; he hated this job.

・Very bad at reading other people's tones or even his own tone. Could sound rude or off-putting when he wasn't even meaning to. Helps with his persona, however, so he doesn't bother fixing it.

・Definitely has road rage. His language on the road would shock you.

・Finds it funny and watches when other people experience misfortune.

・Tells everyone his glasses are only reading glasses. They are actually supposed to be worn all the time, but he just doesn't want to tell anyone that. Leith took them once as a prank, thinking the doctor wouldn't even realise, but after the first hour, Leith realised Harley was actually blind as a bat.

・In retaliation, Harley took the man's coffee mug for a day, since he knew the man only drank out of his 'innovation is the key' mug. Leith scrambled to find the shittin' thing but never found it. Harley would chuckle as he witnessed the usual cheerful head of innovation grumble through the hallways.

・Has heard enough doctor jokes to make an entire corny joke book with it. Eddie really likes using those 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' jokes while Harley shoves him off to the side and walks away with a scoff.

・Hates all the executives with a burning passion, especially that dickwad Leith Pierre. His cheery disposition upsets Harley immensely.

doctor!harley

・The TV 'head' on his neck is really heavy on his metal body. After the event, he had to adjust almost every one of the bodies to move the head into a better position so it didn't weigh as heavily. He has missed a few bodies, though, and sometimes switches into one of them and gets really upset.

・He kinda likes to hear himself talk, hence why he tends to talk so much over the speakers in canon game time.

・Likes to study the mini experiments from time to time when his usual work slows down. He'll set out Yarnaby to go fetch some random critter, then open up the insides of one of them to see if he can recognise his own handiwork. Maybe he'll even add some new additions to the creature if he's feeling particularly creative that day.

・Doesn't actually need to sleep, but his consciousness does benefit from a shutdown every few days or so. Could sleep for an hour or two, or many, many hours. Yarnaby would find him during these sessions and try to sit on the giant robot. The Doctor would be fuming every time he woke to the yarn beast sitting on him, but never directly did anything to stop him from doing it.

・He would never admit it, but the prototype does scare him a little. That sinister, lasting grin would linger in his mind long after the creature was gone.

・The list of failed experiments was small, almost nonexistent. But the times in which he had failed made him lose all his sanity. He'd feed them to Yarnaby while screaming about how it 'must have been something wrong with the wretched creature' and nothing to do with his actions.

・Still enjoys listening to some old tunes when the radio signal is good enough to play something. A nice jazz tune is usually his go-to, but he's fine with anything when the occasion arises.

・The player genuinely interests him. A human, after so long, lucky him! He assumes the player must have been a former scientist or colleague he would have spoken to on the rare occasion, since the face was somewhat memorable to him.

・Often reads back through some of his or his other co-workers' old notes regarding experiments and their processes for doing them. Chuckles when Dr White does something stupid since the man always had a knack for messing things up without him to fix it up.

・Sometimes, while wandering around, I would find some of the bodies of several employees he knew on the factory floor or down in the labs. Usually, he didn't care for any of them. His gaze would linger down to their stomachs as their intestines lay scrambled out on the floor. Good thing that would never be him. He was cursed to a robotic body.

before exp.1354!harley (Mini-Oneshot)

・The day most of the scientists knew about. The day Harley never expected to really ever happen.

・Harley was sitting in his office, sifting through experiment paperwork. The one thing about the job he really hated was the paperwork side of it. He heard a knock at his door.

・Leith strode in, head held high. "Sawyer! Good day to you!" The man smiled down at the head of special projects.

・" Pierre, what a surprise." He scoffed out, unamused. "What do you need now? I'm busy." The coffee on his desk is now being picked up to be sipped.

・"The lab boys got'ta question for you. Wanted me to grab ya for a minute." Leith answered, opening the door up for the doctor to walk out into the hallway.

・Harley grumbled and stood up, stretching his back out, a small crack making itself audible. "Fine, only this once."

・The two strode down the hallway, Pierre leading the other. "So Sawyer, I've wanted to pick your brain about a question i've been pondering."

・"Spill it, Pierre. I don't have all day." Harley interrupted. Leith seemed unaffected by the sudden interruption. The other smirked.

・"How do you think you got away with the theatre incident that while back, hm?"

・Harleys pace slowed at the man's words. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

・"Sure you do! After all, it was your mistakes that made that incident occur in the first place."

・"You don't know what you're talking about! I didn't have anything to do with-" Harley started, but then cut himself off as he felt the arms of two others pulling him back by his upper arms. "Hey, what is this?!"

・Leith smirked yet again at the scientist. "We can't let these incidents weigh down the company, Sawyer. You're a liability, a liability we can't continue to have fester."

・ Harley struggled against his captors. He can make out the faint grumblings from them, "Don't make this hard, Sawyer" "This doesn't have to be done harshy Doctor." He continued to try and wrangle his way out of their hold.

・"N-no! You can't do this to me! After all I've done for this company! You need me." Sawyer pleaded with the executive, who simply stood in front of him with his arms behind his back.

"Don't worry, Sawyer, you're going to be just fine. At least you know your intellect is useful. You should be lucky it's going for a good cause, and not down the drain."

・Harley screams out his pleas, but they fall on deaf ears. Leith smiles at the erratic man. "You'll be all shiny and new by the time White and his team are done with you."

・"You're a DEAD MAN, Leith. You will never be safe when I get my hands on you!"

・"Sure, Harley, Sure." Leith coos the man before ushering the men holding Sawyer to bring him to the operating room.

・ Harley thrashes and screams. Leith grins as the man is dragged off. One problem down. Now, to make sure it doesn't happen a second time if all goes correctly.

a/n: ok i'll admit i got carried away at the end, but i really wanted to write my interpretation of how harley got turned into 1354. it never gets explained fully, sooooooo i wanted to write my own heheheh. hope whoever reads this liked the headcanons and drop a like if u did, it really helps support my motivation!!

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HOLY SHIT HARLEY SAWYER LIVES

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so hyped for the new crk update but i'm left wondering one thing...

WHY IS SHADOW MILK IS PITAYAS MOUTH??

(ik theres a ss i js cant find it anywhere)

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Hiii girlie!!

Could u possibly write Relationship hc for Bakugo, Aizawa, Mirio, Mr. Compress and anyone else you wanna add?

Tysmmmm!!!!

MHA RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

Characters include Bakugo Katsuki, Aizawa, Mr Compress (Atsuhiro) and Dabi (Touya).

a/n: thanks for the suggestion girl! you always do the best for me, so i'll try my hardest for you!! i'm not able to do mirio though sorry, but all the others i can do. (i literally skipped mirios entire arc, i know nothing about this guy.)

GENERAL DISCLAIMERS: gender-neutral reader, pretty fluffy stuff ngl, mentions of alcohol + drinking, some angsty, distant stuff (not much) kinda swears but minor, cold-hearted dabi lol.

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bakugo in a relationship w/ you.

His anger issues are most definitely still present, regardless of how far into the relationship he is with you. I would expect him to tone it down around you or generally be calmer around you.

This man is never lazy, and that's an understatement. He'd be up at the crack of dawn, working out, cooking, anything that isn't lounging about. Expect him to also drag you along for it, even if you aren't interested in any of this stuff.

There would be a one in a million chance that you would actually be able to convince him to have a chill day. If you ever managed to, he'd be clinging to you all day like a human weight. Need to get up? Get something? You asked him to chill, and he's making sure you're true to your word.

Secretly, he'll love it. Spending the whole day with you. He just won't admit it.

He isn't one for PDA. He would much rather smother you in the comfort of privacy.

After the war, he'd definitely be more protective of you. All the horrors he's witnessed make him realise how little he has until it's gone. Regardless of whether you attended UA with him or met him outside of school, he'd still hold and protect you like you were his everything.

His bedtime, your bedtime. It's 8pm, and you're not tired? Too bad, you're going to bed when he wants you to. Snuggles and cuddles before drifting off. (This was a special headcanon for the asker.)

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aizawa in a relationship w/ you.

If you ever move in with him, you're either dealing with his pet cat or you're going out with him to adopt another one.

He'd like simple sim or platform games. Stardew Valley, Harvest Moon, Terraria. He'd enjoy playing those games with you. (I predict your SV save would be seriously developed.)

After a long day of work, when he's been stressed out by his crazy and irresponsible class, he knows he can relax with you in the privacy of your own home.

This man LOVES sleep, and he LOVES dragging you to sleep with him. He loves the comfort of having your presence next to him as you both doze off. I can see him debating with you about his sleeping cocoon bag, either wanting you to get one as well or arguing how he can't just smuggle you into his.

He likes his coffee black. He can't wake up properly in the morning if it has anything else in it. If he ever miraculously got up before you one morning, he'd make your coffee exactly how you'd like it, or if you didn't like coffee, he'd make your preferred drink.

He would absolutely dread whenever you and Yamada hang out WITH HIM in his presence. Alone, you and he are sweethearts together. With Yamada, you two are like howling hyenas. He'd sigh as you both recount a funny story and erupt into laughter, while he sat by your side, softly smiling at you being happy. (Yamada is Present Mic for those who don't know.)

He's surprisingly pretty good in the kitchen, but never wants to actually make anything. (Unless you ask, but he won't tell you that.) Most nights, he'd prefer to get greasy takeout and lounge about with you on the couch watching some cheesy comedy until you fall asleep.

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mr. compress/atsuhiro in a relationship w/ you.

This is a man of riddles. He might just use a few riddles to flirt with you, but confusing enough, it takes you a minute to decipher what he was trying to say, and then blush like a lovesick fool.

He would most definitely do magic tricks just to impress you. He's a theatrical kinda guy.

He's always one for a joke or two but understands and knows exactly what to say when needed. He knows you'll go to him when you need to talk to him about something or offload some things to him. He values these kinda of conversations with you.

Under the showmanship persona he puts up, he's really a charming man at heart. He's not just a performer but can read into subtle hints you make with your words and body language, always knowing what makes you tick.

He's put up a wall to what he'll tell you about himself. He'd tell you the small things, but won't go into much detail about other things. You'll have to try and pry back those fears eventually.

Pretty average taste in alcohol, can hold his liquor pretty strongly too. Sober Compress is a dirty cheat, but when drunk? He's usually pretty easy to beat. Then he'd act surprised that he lost at cards, like he isn't slurring his words.

One of the more normal members of the league for obvious reasons. Between the multiple personalities, cremated, and the blood-obsessed teenager, he'd consider himself one of the actually normal people. He and Spinner would just vibe like that. If you ever actually got to meet the league, you'd more likely be stuck with him and Spinner playing cards than joining Shigaraki and Dabi throw hands over a spilled drink.

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dabi/touya in a relationship w/ you.

Most definitely closed off during the start of your relationship. He isn't quite comfortable getting comfortable and sappy with someone as quickly as others might. With enough coaxing, you might be able to get a quick hand-hold after a few months.

Not a PDA kinda guy, barely even an 'affectionate' guy.

He'd think his scars make him look unattractive or ugly, not even giving himself the thought that someone would actually want to have a relationship with him.

He'd notice if you managed to get him to show you his scars and staples, how your gaze rests over each of them, and touch them delicately as if trying not to hurt him. He appreciates it.

Can drink almost anyone under the table. Years of drinking have taught him how to hold it and can take shots like they are nothing. Ever challenge him to a drinking competition, and by the end of the night, he'll be hauling your ass back to your place and tucking you in. All of that, and he'd still be moderately sober.

Genuinely acts like a bitch though.

He might let his ego suffer one time and get you to help him dye his hair if he gets annoyed to the point that he needs someone else to do it. Won't explain why it's white in the first place, but you don't ask, and that's what makes him smile internally.

Would absolutely either break into your house just to say hello or break in, steal your key and then come over uninvited just to say hello. He'd do it just to scare you most of the time, just to see the look on your face.

Throws temper tantrums like a toddler all the time.

He's most definitely used as a space heater during the cold months. By this point, he's grown used to your antics, and when you ask him about the possibility of cuddling him for warmth, he just sighs and nudges over to you. He'd secretly enjoy snuggling you all night, even though contact on his charred skin usually hurts. That night, all he felt was your soft skin against his, and that's all he needed.

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a/n: i added dabi as my personal pref. since he's my fav in the whole series, my boy touya goes through so much in these later seasons. i remember seeing this one post somewhere (think it was tt) saying dabi was the only one going into that war expecting to die yet he ended up being the only one surviving (minus spinner) AND IT NEARLY MADE ME CRY.

[ssnoopygal]

i would literally kiss you if you could do some crk characters (shadow milk, pure vanilla, burning spice, anyone that u wanna do rlly)

yess burning spice hot tub iykyk

ofc bbg!!! pucker up >:)

DISCLAMER: gender neutral | slight angst | mentions of overworking | smilk being a freak (whats new) |pure vanilla being the only sane person (not rlly)

various Crk Relationship hcs!!!

Shadowmilk cookie

☆ How he acts depends on when you met/became a couple

☆ If you guys got together pre-corruption he would be mostly the same in public as if you got together post- corruption but in closed doors thats when it gets interesting

☆ I can see him as someone who used to be very emotionaly intelligent beforehand so if you knew him before seeing him now can be quite upsetting

☆ He genuinely tries to keep it together for you but his sanity is constantly degrading as time goes on

☆ This can cause him to either turn away and distance himself out of guilt or purposefully push you to the brink of insanity to make himself feel less guilty with the second option being the most likely

☆ I can kinda see a Joker and Harley Quinn kinda relationship dynamic happening >:)

☆ In the begining of his corruption he is often very deflated and possibly apathetic towards you, this is because despite you being the only good thing to him at the time he just cant find the motivation to keep pushing foward and tending to your every need

☆ Moments of vulnerability are very common at this time too which can be seen as him using you

☆ I can see him walking into your shared bedroom slamming the door behind him and just let go in your arms as he starts silently sobbing :(

☆ Would definitley feature you in performances as the love interest of a character he plays ( like a knight and princess)

☆ He would call you his muse or something performance related becase he still finds you entertaining but not exactly in the humiliating way

☆ If you guys fall in love post-corruption then im praying for you

☆ Verryyy erratic boy

☆ He would always keep you around and have his hands on you just to make sure you stay put and do as you are told

☆ You get to see just how brutal he is all the time

☆ He teases you so much and calls you his little pet/toy

☆ Can get very possesive and jealous super easily, he is never slow to anger

☆ On that note he would probably lick your neck or something to "mark his territory" when he feels like someone is trying to take his property away or threaten him

Pure Vanilla

☆ What a transition omg

☆ This man is genuinely the sweetest and works so hard to provide a positive and healthy relationship experince for the both of you

☆ I genuinely believe he is a quality time and words of affirmation kinda lover

☆ He constantly shows you that he is utterly devoted to you

☆ You guys often take strolls in his garden and sometimes around the kingdom too

☆ Super cuddly in private and constantly tells you how much he loves you

☆ If you guys are in public he will most likely tone PDA down for your sake and also to not make others uncomfortable though handholding is still on the table

☆ If he cant be near you or is sitting away from you due to seating arrangements or something he will glance at you often either to check up on you, or because he just thinks you are gorgeous

☆ You know how smilk will lick your neck?

☆ Pure Vanilla's version of that is pressing a kiss to the top of your head or sniffing your hair because your scent comforts him

☆ Speaking of your hair he will style it for you no matter your hair length because he has had practically every hair length under the sun and knows what he is doing

☆ He would also let you do the same for him

☆ Imagine him taking you out for a picnic and after you guys have had lunch and some tea you both lay tangled in eachother as you guys play with eachothers hair

☆ UHG GIVE ME THIS MAN NOW!

☆ Pure vanilla is for the people who are sensitive no one can tell me otherwise

☆ He would be so comforting when you are upset and would never tell you that what you're feeling isnt rational he would validate you all the time frfr

☆ Pure vanilla is a man of service and true devotion

Burning Spice

☆ Good lord... not again

☆ Burning spice is a handful either way but depending on when you guys become a couple can dictate just how chaotic he really is

☆ If you guys fall in love pre-corruption then you get the privilege of seeing this big guy go insane yaaay

☆ He would also be greatful for you being his

☆ Burning spice has seen the pattern of life and death over and over

☆ To know that no matter what you will stay comforts him even if he doesn't say anything about it

☆ Burning spice is the beast of destruction so its only fair that he has self destructive behaviours right?????

☆ I have a feeling that Burning spice would be the kind to overwork himself by traning until he physically cant or that he just doesnt take care of himself at all after a fight

☆ It would be up to you to get him to stop and take at least a second

☆ He might even rely on you to force him to snap out of his rampage to get him to rest, eat or recuperate in general

☆ Burning spice is a warm guy and before he corrupted he would love to squeeze you in a tight hug

☆ I think that he would bring valuable items he finds from other cookies that have perished to his hand and bring them to you as a gift

☆ The only main difference that meeting him after corruption is that he would be more arrogant and stubborn

☆ He would act like you dont know him even if you do

☆ Best way to solve this is by just not solving it...

Silent salt

☆ I might be a bit biased but silent salt is an amazing partner if you meet him pre corruption??? Rebellion??? Emo teenager angsty faze????

☆ We can just call it corruption (even though he technically didn't corrupt)

☆ Meeting silent salt before everyone's actions begin weighing on him is a blessing honestly

☆ As a leader he is attentive, supportive, honourable, and has a warm personality

☆ This would translate into the relationship beautifully as he would ensure you are comfortable but he wouldn't take things personally even if you were uncomfortable with something

☆ Plenty of talking things through and growing with eachother

☆ After he begins corrupting he knows he has to say goodbye and so he does, and he leaves you in the hopes of protecting you

☆ This breaks his heart and he knows you both are going to hate every second of it but in his mind its the right thing to do

☆ The time spent away from you adds on to the stress and causes him to close off even more because he sees his vulnerability as a liability

☆ When he comes back to you he is way different, more colder and distant, but hes still there and if you look close enough you will see the flickers of his old self

☆ He isnt exactly going to ignore you or not answer you, he listens and takes what you say into account even now but this time he either nods or sighs or just kinda looks at you

☆ Its all because he is restraining himself

☆ He believes in his mind that he is purely a warrior and that he just has to fight for his people, for himself, and most importantly he has to fight for you no matter what

☆ If you two are in private, put your hand on his shoulder or on his cheek and remind him that you are there for him

☆ Even through the armour you would be able to see him fall apart, he would rest his head on your shoulder and just take deep, shaky breaths just trying to stop himself from crying from how tired he is (my poor baby boy uhg)

☆ Once you help him learn how to reach out again he still stays strong in most situations

☆If hes too tense though then you could tap him and give him one look reminding him and he would relax instantly and if hes comfortable he might even snake an arm around your waist or tuck you hair behind your ear (teehee 🤭)

Ty for the requests!!!

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Collecting these rn

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HARLEY SAWYER HEADCANONS

Part 1: HERE Part 2: HERE Part 3: HERE Part 4: HERE

MASTERLIST: HERE

GENERAL DISCLAMER: gender-neutral reader, mild description of gore, obviously not canon-accurate (more obvious with the x-reader sections) and just general Harley behaviour.

a/n: i don't write headcanons very often, even more so as an x-reader headcanon shots post of all things, and it isn't properly proofread... BUT i hope someone will still enjoy this!!

human!harley in the workplace.

・Avoids touch and interaction like the plague, always gives the excuse of ‘being hygienic around operating spaces’ and whatnot, but everyone just thinks he's a big germaphobe.

・Leith Pierre once hung his arm around Harley’s shoulder one day, and Harley shoved the man off and barely spoke for the rest of the day. Was also very cranky.

・He's pretty closed off, usually sticking to his office, except for the times he needs to go out and operate on a toy or report things to the executives. If it were up to him, he would move the operating room to his own office and just tell the executives to piss off.

・The screams of the children didn’t bother him whatsoever. In fact, he's felt confused whenever any of the new scientists get visibly upset or uncomfortable when seeing what he’s having to do. It's just a normal day for him.

・Becomes overwhelmed and upset when he's denied something. Control over his workspace? Deadlines? New details only being revealed to him later on? This man is fuming.

・Takes his own revenge when he knows he’s able to do things and the executives can’t stop him. Gets a little cocky when he knows he’s done something and Leith or Eddie can’t fire him over. After all, he knows they need him for this project.

・Is very particular with his foods (ahem- sweet pickles dilemma) picky eater, and such. Due to this, is probably at least malnourished in some categories, and is also worsened because of his work conditions and tendency to overwork to perfection.

・A perfectionist and a neat-freak, obviously.

human!harley with the player/you!

・Thinks of his associates and colleagues as ‘pests’ if you will. None quite up to his level of expertise, but also painfully annoying to be around.

・Except you, somehow.

・He doesn’t find you quite as overbearing as everyone else in this dreadful company, but still not as great as he is. (This man has an ego the size of the sun.) 

・He knows a thing or two about you simply by observing the way you go about your day. (The style in which you write down notes, the way you hold your pen, and how neat your handwriting is.)

・Ask him about it, and you’ll get shut down immediately.

・Similarly, it's also easy for you to understand Harley and how he likes getting things done. (How he wants things to be laid out, how he formats his reports, and his severe dislike of sweet pickles.) 

・It's also easier to get in trouble less. If you'd mess up, albeit in an experiment mishap, pissing off executives, arguing, or making a big scene in front of other scientists.

・You would, somehow, not get any punishment whatsoever. Maybe a small lecture from Harley if he's having a bad day, rambling on about what it does for his reputation as you're technically associated with him, but 95% of the time, nothing.

・If he noticed you having a bad day, he wouldn't particularly know what to do (he has no perception of emotional intelligence), but he would probably give you space, found out through trial and error.

・He'd never admit to giving you a concerned glance, finishing any leftover paperwork of yours, or getting you out of situations, but he does care, in his own, creepy, distant way.

doctor!harley with the player/you.

・'The Doctor' Harley is much different to how you once knew him. He's lost his compassion for you and essentially only kept his pity for you.

・The moment he laid his eyes on you through the security cameras, it was like a sense of deja-vu struck him. He never thought he'd actually see you again; he thought you were killed off during The Hour of Joy. Then again, the Prototype always liked a good joke to piss him off.

・Once he decided to monologue through the speakers to you, he watched for your reaction, hoping to see if he could sense a change in your stance or behaviour.

・He was almost about to empathise with your struggles. He noticed your limp, the way you shook and shuddered after every step; he notices a lot of things. More than anything, he was interested in seeing a human after all this time.

・If you were to manage to wrangle your way into his domain, he wouldn't be surprised, but secretly hiding his excitement. He'd access your person, seeing no resemblance to his thoughtful assistant who once used to brighten up his mornings, bring him his coffee, and stress out about his working habits.

・He would find a weak, wounded little bird who only managed to make their way here due to bizarre circumstances and luck. If he didn't pity you before, he does now.

・Depending on the events that occur, he might just take you in as his own personal project, figuring out what makes you tick. He might just leave you to defend yourself against the monsters in this hellhole and watch as you struggle.

・One thing's for sure, he isn't the same Harley as he was 10 years ago, and you can't change him. The only thing you can do is learn how to live with it or abandon him like he once abandoned his own feelings for you. No one could ever love a monster like him, after all.

a/n: this probably won't get very popular since the release of chapter 4 was monthssss ago, but i still wanna show Harley some love!!

edit: chapter 5 released... HE LIVES!! also theres a lot more of you now who liked this fic, hello!

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thinking about: the miwi/byler height difference

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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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One second of clarity.

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damn

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erm aren't you supposed to be emo