There are just certain fantasizing scenarios that I have to burden my OCs with. Like the feverish, horny, fetish-ridden ones that I cannot make myself insert the creators and characters I like/follow into.
Like I can't think about that guy being forced to drink piss, dick stepped on, while handcuffed in an interrogation room. I just cried watching him play Ib.
I always forget I have this blog, but I cannot put these thoughts on main! Anyway!
I've decided that I'm not into piss just for piss's sake; like I don't get hard from someone needing to pee, or not being able to, or the liquid itself.
What I've found I DO like is when someone is getting railed, demolished so hard they can't control anything and piss themselves from pleasure. Like as a side-effect! Love that, love when someone lets themselves be played with so wholly that they simply give in. Very hot đ
listen i can't write a whole post about fuckcreatures and then not take the time to draw one in use.
i remember seeing somebody's ms paint drawing of water slimes as like. a part of the water cycle where they'd move from drying up ponds to wetter locations and end up taking fish with them, and i just totally adopted that into my personal fiction for slimes.
during dry seasons, engorged water slimes can be encountered migrating north in search of more comfortable temperatures. they're a great way to cool off on a hot summer day, and they don't even mind if you fuck them a little. just be careful of curious, nibbling fish (or don't, they'll happily eat dead skin)
UPDATE2: SO We mighhtttt have overrun their servers. đ I'm getting a 500 Internal Server Error every time I try to fix it or upload it as a new style - the massive influx of people downloading the userstyle was probably too much. The Tampermonkey backup on Greasyfork works just fine though! Probably easier for a lot of people migrating anyway!
UPDATE: My code has broken on Userstyles.world, until this is fixed I have created a Tampermonkey Backup Version of the Userstyle so feel free to use this version if you've broken yours!
...Anyway, I created a Userstyle for the Chrome/Firefox Stylus Extension that reverts the new dashboard to the old format. This took a lot of tweaking and it's not perfect at all, but if anyone wants it I'll be uploading it soonish now!
A fix for the new Tumblr dashboard! If you don't want the sticky header you can remove the labelled script at the top of the css below /* St
You need to have Stylus installed. So if you don't have it:
Install the Stylus Firefox Addon or the Chrome Extension (You can install Chrome Extensions on Edge as well)
Once it's installed into Firefox/Chrome/Edge you can proceed with adding this style or any other.
To add the style, follow the instructions:
Go to this link: https://userstyles.world/style/11286/old-tumblr-dashboard-july-2023
Click on "install".
Style will open a tag with it and in the left side you'll have a button that says "install style", click there.
(Step-by-step copied from the lovely dorothyoz39 who wrote this in a reply!)
If you don't want the sticky header you can remove the labelled script at the top of the css below /* Sticky Header*/
Be sure to check for updates regularly, I'm fixing things as I go! And because everyone keeps asking here's how to support me on Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/pixiel !
To update click the Manage button on Stylus and click the check for update button below then click again to install! If you experience any bugs let me know - feel free to edit it yourself as well!
P.S. This userstyle works just fine alongside Xkit!
Check under the cut for the changelog and known issues!
NEW UPDATE: 05/03/24, 21:50pm BST v10.6
v9.6: Moved the Following | For you | Your Tags to below the create a post panel. Fixed the Accounts Menu! + Bugfixes
V10.3: Patio compatibility. Added a way to hide the Patio button & "patio feedback?" button, just search for patio in the code and follow the instructions!
v11.0: Temporary Chat feature fix after Tumblr broke it, fixed some positioning issues and j/k scrolling!
If anyone wants to help test out a new feature (Post width, dashboard positioning, etc) it would be super helpful! Read more about it here and shoot me a message!
THE CREATOR OF THIS USERSTYLE SUPPORTS THEIR TRANS SISTERS. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!
Thank you dragongirlsnout for all your work on Dashboard Unfucker it was amazing working towards the same goal of fixing this website with you!
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Known issues:
The search bar moves out of place on bigger monitors when not using the sticky header. You can adjust its position yourself under "/*Moves the search bar*/" by changing the "Left" numbers. I can't think of a way around that just yet without adjusting it yourself!
Search bar doesn't appear on some pages (like viewing a post), this is because Tumblr removed the search bar on those pages completely. Unfixable!
Only two columns in Masonry view. Unfixable, Tumblr creates columns based on monitor size, if I try adding another column (because it doesn't exist) it just perpetually loads on screen.
Tempfix: Zoom out in chrome/firefox and it adds more columns
Tumblr has ONCE AGAIN CHANGED THE ACCOUNTS MENU. The menus are now shorter and have less information on them. This is unfortunately permanent. I do not see any way to fix this. Unfixable.
Solved issues: (Update)
Menus need to be manually closed SOLVED! in V.4 and updated in V.5! The menu & icon WILL scroll with you if you have removed the sticky header CSS, however, clicking anywhere on screen will make the Menu disappear still.
Masonry view in searches is now fixed!
Resized Messenger Chat Box!
NEW UPDATE 16/08/23, 23:55 BST v6.5: Figured out how to reorganise the icons in the header. Let me know if you have any problems with it and make sure to update your Userstyle! Some icons are hidden with Display: Block; you can hide more icons with this method!
Solved issues p2
Brought back SOME of the icons for Tumblrs latest update - Unfortunately, this does not bring back user icons for Reblogged posts! Make sure to yell at Tumblr for removing the icons as well as the horrible dashboard update here!
v7.5 Fixed icons for all posts and put them back where they came from!
v6.9.6.9 (I promise this is the last funny number): Fuck Off Buggy The Clown Update + All languages support for the old header design!
v7.0: Fixed the search bar for tumblrs new collections feature, so it looks like the original search bar!
v8.0: Fixed masonry view icons, hidden the reblog icon on dashboard icons, fixed icons in blog viewport
V8.1: Fixed issue with icons not working on soft-refresh & with endless scrolling disabled - be sure to complain to staff!
v9.3: Changed a few things with the search feature, I also made the posts less round.
this month's patreon poll had two questions to accommodate how many people suggested breeding bench based prompts. there were five different characters to choose from. and everybody just picked chique again.
I'm Taylor Titmouse, I write and illustrate queer erotica featuring freaks and monsters. I also draw a lot of porn that I can't post here, so those will be posted as crops with links to my various locations.
You can find my illustrated novellas on Itchio. I've published a Lot of books and various short extras in between. There's a series guide on that page if you don't know where to start, but I'd be happy to give recommendations. The Roger Crenshaw series is a fan favorite, if you like trans men and classic monsters.
You can find all of my art on Patreon. I post high resolution versions of all publicly posted art there, plus there's over 120 exclusives, and everything is neatly tagged and organized in an archive. I also have a monthly suggestion box for $10 patrons to give options for an exclusive poll. Patrons can enjoy posts about book development, are informed first when commissions open, and have access to updates of You're A Mage on Monsterfuck Mountain before the release of the full game. The first update has added over 50k words and 50 images!
Just 11 of the over 120 exclusives available to patrons.
You can also follow me on Twitter and Cohost, where all my art is posted uncensored. Twitter will have more casual posts in between, and Cohost is mostly a mirror.
People in the BDSM and kink communities are the only people who are normal about sex, actually, and we should all learn from them.
I think everyone should familiarise themselves with the theory for such key concepts as consent, rejecting a sexual practice for yourself without judging it morally for others, sub drop and how it can happen even in the most vanilla sexual encounters, and aftercare and how itâs often needed in even the most vanilla sexual encounters (but often treated as a joke and something to ridicule).
Sub drop is basically getting the endrophin high from sex and then crashing hard from it. You just had an amazing, intense experience, so why do you want to cry??? Why do you feel weird and empty and alone? Even if you donât get the outright crash, when the horniness fades, it catches up to you just how vulnerable youâve been, and itâs natural and common to feel a little lost and alone after that. Contrary to what the term implies, you donât need to be the submissive party to experience this. Note how much vanilla sex culture ridicules this (âcrying after sexâ jokes, etc.).
Aftercare is the antidote to sub drop, itâs the post-sex affirmation that things are good and you are safe and appreciated. Common forms include cuddling, ice cream, taking a warm shower together, wrapping yourself in your fuzziest softest bathrobe available and general relaxation together. Comfort and reassurance. Note how much vanilla sex culture condemns people as âneedyâ for wanting this kind of treatment, or for being upset that their partner just walks out on them after sex. (The people being condemned as âneedyâ are usually women, but I donât even want to think about how much men certainly need this comfort too but feel like they canât ask for it without being seen as un-masculine.)
This is what I mean when I say BDSMers and kinksters are the only ones who have this shit figured out. None of these things are actually exclusive to BDSM and kinky sex, vanilla sex for everyone would be SO MUCH BETTER if these things were part of universal sex ed.
I donât use this blog much anymore, but hereâs a cropped version of a new Murdock NSFW drawing that I posted on twitter yesterday! Check out the full image if you want, itâs my pinned post <3