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“ do you think we could level you up to a pair of converse, or is that too much of a stretch ? yeah, i know – independence is the shit, and all that, but it’s good to see people sometimes, i think. ”
“Yeah, maybe, I just don’t wanna wear heels. And, I know-- I’m just not big into the social scene. All anyone wants to do around here is party and drink and fuck and it’s just... not me.”
What do you mean?
“Nothing dude, don’t worry about it.”
Well, that kills my whole repopulation theory. …I think. Does it? Man, I’ve really gotta chill with the brownies before noon.
“Brownies? OH. That explains a lot.”
“ didn’t they stop selling those ten years ago, or some shit ? either way, you need to get out of the house more, running shoes or not. ”
“True, and I doubt my old pair still fits-- Hey! I’m perfectly content in my little fortress of solitude.”
‘’Then it explains a lot.’’ Jake said. ‘’Talking about that pizza, do you have some? For me?’’
“I almost broke my neck for it, dude, I ain’t sharing.”
Hm. And you’re completely sure you’re human? Like, you can prove it and everything?
“I never said I was human, but I probably am. Like 75% sure.”
Hey, whatever, man. And since when do the people in this town not care who’s fucking who? I know I took a nap, but I didn’t think I was out for so long that Beaufort’s entire population got wiped out except for one tiny little creature that started the entire human race over and somehow made it so that everybody here stays out of each other’s business. Unless I was. …Wait, who are you? Do we know each other?
“...What? No, I don’t think we do. I’d remember you.”
“ that’s bullshit and you know it – i haven’t been to any event since prom, so. i’m actually not sure ? they’re not getting me in a fuckin’ suit, so i’d say you should wear whatever the hell you want. ”
“Eh, yeah it is. And, fine, then, I’m wearing heelies.”
Well, you can’t just make shit up and expect people to just know what you’re talking about. Like, damn. And you’re calling me a doofus.
“What? No-- It’s a real thing-- Ugh, whatever. All I’m saying is is that no one cares if you have a date or not.”
Stag, wha — I don’t have a deer. I need one. That’s the problem. Forget it, we’re not on the same page here.
“Going ‘stag’ means going without a date, ya Doofus.”
“ well i know that, i was just trying to make a point. i mean, you don’t have to go, but it’s a good cause ? i don’t know why the fuck i’m going, but. much appreciated, really. ”
“....Because we’re rich and expected to go to every event ever? I dunno, I’m only going for a little while . Do I have to dress up?”
So, how lame am I gonna look if I show up to this dance tonight without a date? And if the answer is anything worse than extremely lame, where can I find a date in the next, like, hour-ish?
“Dude, I’m taking a taco from Taco Bell as my date, I’m sure you’ll be fine going stag.”
‘’I don’t know what surprises me the most; the fact that you fell down the stairs or that the pizza man was ten minutes early.’
“I mean, it surprised me too-- that’s why I fell down the stair in the first place.”
“Oh, not much. You know, same old stuff. School. What about you? What have you been up too lately?”
“Oh, you know, this and that-- making the world a better place by being asocial and hiding in my room.”
“ alright blink-182. you’re riding your bike down the boulevard of broken dreams, we get it. that doesn’t sound too bad – are you planning on going to the fundraiser thing, at least ? ‘cause if not, would you wanna spare a taco for your favorite person in the world ? ”
“Boulevard of Broken Dreams was Green Day, River, not Blink-182. And, crap I probably should go to that, shouldn’t I? Ah, well I guess I’ll eat my tacos on the way-- I’ll save you one.”
“Oh yeah? That’s a great quality. I wish I had that, I’m really super clumsy.”
“Riiiiiiight. But enough about my super elegant self-- what’s up with you?”
“right, and we wouldn’t want that to happen. chill with the angst, why don’t you ? it’s valentine’s day tomorrow – spread the love, the hate can wait.”
“I can’t help it-- I’m an angsty teenage wasteland. Besides, I’m spending valentine’s in my room with Taco Bell, Riv. ‘Spreading the love’ isn’t really happening.”
