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So just imagine you are working at the car dealership one night when this 20 year old, 5-foot tall blond kid waltzes in and without smiling BUYS A MASERATI
I'm panicking because i was about to come out to my fam but everyone is coming out of the woodworks as super transphobic right now. Basically what I'm saying is, can you give us some trans Bart? Maybe a coming out story that ends well because I need something happy right about now
I’ve got you fam, and I’m sorry shit’sgoing down. I hope you’re safe, and that if you do decide to come out to anyonein your family that it goes well. Above all else, try to stay safe. This turned out on the long side, but I hope thishelps.
Bart was pacing. This wasn’t good.This was so not good. He’d thoughtthings had been moded when Jaime was on mode and he’d been worrying thatdespite everything he’d done that things would go the way they had in hisoriginal time. But things had been stopped, Jaime had gotten off mode, theReach had been driven off-planet, it was good! Except now it wasn’t.
Wally was dead. That hurt in theworst way. Especially since Wally originally hadn’t died until Bart was 8. Barthad already had several breakdowns over that fact, but this… This was just onemore blow. The unique blend of hormone-suppressors and testosterone that he’dcut down to half-doses since about a week after he’d arrived in this time was gettingclose to running out. Being a speedster, he needed the low level oftestosterone— well, low level for him—in order to push his body in the right direction. Some speedsters developed ata ‘normal’ pace; for others it was like puberty hit them like a truck (fromwhat older-Wally had told Bart, that had been the case with him), so Bart hadn’tbeen willing to risk it. The half-doses had at least made his supply lastlonger, but Bart couldn’t deny the fact that he wasn’t completely flat-chestedanymore. The idea of what that development foreshadowed was like a nightmare.He stopped his pacing and dropped to sit beside his bed to look his supply overagain.
“Four… Five… Damn it!” he hissed as he counted out the remaining half-doses. Therewere fifteen small circular containers in all, almost like small pill-cases— notideal for holding his hormones, but it was all that the resistance had beenable to pull together that had an air-tight seal to safely contain his hormonesupply— and most of them were empty. A little over five, not quite enough forsix doses, likely due to having been in a small panic when he’d originallyreorganized his supply. Memories of the small spill caused by his shaking handshaunted him. He couldn’t go through having a period. He couldn’t.
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Bart’s in the red, Wally is filming, and Dick is the one watching in the bg.
((i think it's bad that i know the person recording the original video by her voice...))
Arrives at School: I'm here, i'm queer, I wanna go home!
Alex Hirsch is a treasure
neil: there's only one thing worse than medication
neil: *rips off card so it says "andrew's medication"* boom
the upperclassmen: *gasp* ANDREW
neil: no
someone: lacrosse me: ah. fake exy. the pre-exy sport. the bones to the flesh of exy. mildly entertaining, but outdated in comparison to ex
tim drake: *breathes*
damian wayne:
Now that the special move(ish) event “The Battle For Mewni” finally aired, It’s arguably disappointing that we didn’t get to spend more time with Toffee, especially considering that the whole thing has been the climax to that incredible build-up that started back in the Season 1 finale.
Since his introduction, the lizard turned out to be a very shady, but interesting character, a villain whose plan and motivations were shrouded in mystery. I was honestly looking forward to finally find out what he was truly seeking. However, as the fittingly-named “Toffee” episode premiered, it almost looked like the reptile was simply going after his finger and that everything turned out to be just an overcomplicated revenge plot that it’s honestly baffling it managed to work (for the most part -he’s dead, after all) in the first place.
And, yeah, the show didn’t really do a great job at educating us viewers on its universe, its magical themes, etc. Granted, Season 3 has just started and we’re overall halfway through the entire show (assuming that it doesn’t get even more Seasons after the fourth one), so we may get more answers in the future. But when the show’s villains endgame starts being confusing rather than mysterious, you know something wrong. Or… did it?
No need to re-introduce the character as well all know him already but, yeah, Toffee is not exactly your average boastful, bombastic villain (which is already impressive, given that it’s a Disney XD show we’re talking about here). Do not expect him to burst into an evil laughter (at best, he just giggles menacingly). He’s a very shady, serious character in an otherwise wacky animated series -which SVTFOE was to almost annoying levels at the time.
This “silent” character trait is possibly what made his endgame rather confusing to most of us. “He did all of this for his finger!” except, that, he didn’t, like at all. Losing his finger was a merely a problem that he turned into an opportunity, via some magical mumbo-jumbo, but we’ll get to that.
In “Mewnipendence Day”, perhaps (still) one of the biggest game-changing episodes of the entire series so far, Toffee is seen reading a history book about Mewni, its royals and the magic wand(s). He’s just casually reading it during the first half of the episode and the show makes sure that we see what he’s doing, going as far as giving to the book itself a relatively detailed cover and content (not “Gravity Falls” level to details, but it’s enough to tell what the book is actually about -which is important).
As I said earlier, Toffee is not a villain who gloats about his evil plan and on how fools the heroes have been because they didn’t see it coming. Therefore, neither the writers or the character itself educated us viewers on what the hell he’s doing. Not directly or all at once at least.
Fast-forward to “Toffee”, we find out that the reptile has been “bathing” into what seems to be the source of all magic, corrupting it in the process. While, pacing-wise, all of this came too fast and too abruptly, saying that Toffee’s goal was his finger is rather misleading. Albeit in a sloppy, rushed way, the cartoon clearly did show us what Toffee was doing this whole time, confirming our theories while also removing all of our doubts:
Given the context and the flashback a couple of episodes earlier, and a bunch of other dialogues scattered through almost two entire seasons, it is now clear that the lizard’s endgame was the destruction of all magic, the only thing that still kept Mewmans in power and, accordingly, oppressed the monsters. Neither the reptile or the show directly told us, but they gave us subtle (and not-so-subtle) hints about it since the first Season. All the clues were there: the history book, the tapestry, Buff Frog’s line about Toffee knowing about Star and not liking her magic, and a bunch of other things. The series showed us Toffee’s plot and his Season-long effects on the show’s universe and characters, rather than having some kind of long exposition scene with some pacing issues here and there, but in the end, the whole thing turned out to be clear and perfectly understandable.
The finger wasn’t really his main goal, but instead his ticket back into the real world after his plan turned out to be a success (which is: corrupting the Mewman’s magic), something that could trigger his full regeneration via some kind of spell-thing he possibly read about in all those years of plotting. A bunch of well-deserved bonus points for being a rather spiteful final “middle finger” (hah!) to Moon, the one who blasted his finger off in the first place, who also ended up being the one who gave it back to him.
So, what’s the point of this post? No one, really; just a summary of what I think Toffee’s plot was all about, which was in fact much simpler than it sounded. The only difference from almost every other (mostly animated) series is that the villain, in this case, didn’t monologue over and over about it so the audience could fully understand it in a single scene, but rather remained shady and silent about it, like a real schemer, which Toffee has been since his introduction, would have done, all while the cartoon showed us little hints here and there, so that us fans could connect the dots only when it was too late, just like the characters involved.
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ESPN: Court Edition | The Foxes
who are these beautiful mans portrayed as nicky and neil and the girl who portrays allison im
someone: i don’t count aaron as a fox and think he’s toxic for the rest of the team
me, an intellectual: aaron, a victim of years of abuse and trauma, is just as much a fox as any of the others and deserves every chance at redemption they get
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Andrew: I am Incognito Gay, Perry the Platypus level spy, I blend right in, hiding in plain sight-
Neil: *exists*
Andrew: s🌈h🌈i🌈t
yknow i love aftg but i still wonder if nora sakavic invented a new sport so she wouldn’t have to learn a real one’s rules
confirmed in the extra content, yes. the most RelatableTM