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----------------------------------Hello. 23 F Canada. A VERY large variety of things happen here. Very large. I cannot stay to one thing, unfortunately. Just like drugs; you cant try enough. haha, no please don't do drugs. unless they will help your Strep Throat or Tonsillitis. Need antibiotics for that shit. HA! I just googled Tonsilitis and it took me to an article that said "I am gay. So am I immune to Tonsilitis?" hahaha. No, that shit can spread like wildfire. Be sure to see your local doctor if you can strep throat and/or tonsilitis. You can't laugh or cry with that shit. I also pushed a tiny life out of my body. whoo hoo hashtag vagina muscles ftw

[gennyescsecsemo]

omg wtf life hack

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

I screamed

[girl-trying-to-escape-reality]

[guessididntdie]

HE ESCAPED

[gennyescsecsemo]

omg wtf life hack

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

I screamed

[tunedoutt-deactivated20140506]

[meanplastic]

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[divaofdespair]

Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[bobross]

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

[toocooltobehipster]

*opens facebook* 

*closes facebook*

[earthdad]

I’m dating a supervillian

[walkemdowncc]

[superfanky-deactivated20190221]

[homonormativity]

Tumblr thinks this is the kind of post I want to see on my dash

[stillhereunfortunately]

rip cooldudebro

[sixpenceee]

Footage of a tailless whip scorpion. They look terrifying but I’ve heard they are harmless. (Source)

[autistic-speedbump]

God looked at a spider and thought “you know what would fuck with humanity? If this thing had arms.”

[surprisebitch]

[surprisebitch]

surprisebitch:

plantkins are right

[bvlma-deactivated20160701]

Me

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

[did-you-know]

In an experiment, two ravens had to simultaneously pull the two ends of one rope to slide a platform with two pieces of cheese into reach. If only one of them pulled, the rope would slip through the loops, leaving them with no cheese. Without any training they solved the task and cooperated successfully.

However, when one of the two birds cheated and stole the reward of its companion, the victims of such cheats immediately noticed and started defecting in further trials with the same individual.

“Such a sophisticated way of keeping your partner in check has previously only been shown in humans and chimpanzees, and is a complete novelty among birds.”

Source

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

GET A LOAD OF THAT BIRD COMMUNISM

[birlinterrupted]

follow for more soft bird communism

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft biяd сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[frivolouspending-blog]

person: whats an OTP?

me: the fictional couple you think about when you listen to Fix You by Coldplay