List of things to say when someone asks why you donāt want kids
I promised my firstborn to a witch and really donāt want to make good on the deal
Well you can have them FOR me if itās that big a deal to you
I donāt think I could get a good price for em on the black market
I canāt be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
Thatās my nindo. My ninja way.
I literally JUST sat down
Recite āThe Highway Manā from Over the Garden Wall
Kids? What are those? I donāt understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
Oohhh no, Iāve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
Centipedes? In my vagina?
*Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
I heard theyāre.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
Thatās just what the communists want!
Iāve been dead for seven years
Santa didnāt bring me one last Christmas, so I guess itās no meant to be
Iām afraid theyāll have bad taste in memes
It would be unfair to my cat
*long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
āI donāt want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.ā
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