The amphibian parlor

Don't trust elephant seals. 23 Also check out my art blog www.kingdomofcardboard.tumblr.com

[markocomics]

Squat Frog Saga from 2020

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[chescaleigh]

I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite 

[insertchaoticenbyname]

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

Humanity has peaked

[drrockbell]

“Scoob, like we gotta fight the homunculi man!”

[byshz]

BlasterSoundwave stuff

[nim-lock]

today I present you shrïmp. Tomorrow? who knows

[notlikingbestgirl]

[i-have-no-soul]

LAST OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY OF 2020 HOW WE FEELING

[spiroandthelacktones]

pirate baby yoda for all your needs

[spiroandthelacktones]

I’m so proud of you all

[unholyhymns]

congress truly does not hold enough fear in their hearts :)))))

[unholyhymns]

mcconnell truly does not hold enough fear in his heart :)))))))

[unholyhymns]

[association-of-free-people]

Dr. Seuss quotes are sure to get him.

[saursfifth]

Those Congressmen/women are quaking in their boots now.

[razorbeam]

I'm sure congress and McConnell are scared of whatever this is.

[unholyhymns]

LMAO wow you sure got me

[razorbeam]

I have no idea who you are and I don't care.

[unholyhymns]

here, hope this helps

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[90stvqueen]

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

[hornetstabber]

[lopmon]

i’m screaming

[rhydonmyhardon]

delete this

[catchymemes]

[copperbadge]

This is one of the few posts that lives in my likes because every once in a while I think, “I should listen to that video again, it can’t possibly be as funny as I thought it was the first time I heard it” and then I hit play and I laugh. Every time. 

[midnineties]

i’m just going insane

[catnippackets]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[catnippackets]

had to draw it

[catnippackets]

a few people pointed out that they probably wouldn’t understand what they were saying and just mimicking whatever sounds they happen to hear so I wanted to add this

[no-chill-at-all]

[no-chill-at-all]

[thebootydiaries]

3 years ago I got off work late & was in line at the grocery store and I accidentally made eye contact with a white boy in a SnapBack, he looked me up and down then in the sleaziest voice said “Salaaaa malaikum” to this day it echoes as I see him vividly during sleep paralysis

[non-cinnamonroll-blog]

he was just greeting you lmao

[thebootydiaries]

When someone breaks into your home and whispers “h-hewwo…? uWu ” In your ear as you lie still in fear, I will be in the corner, grinning. You look at me, your eyes pleading, begging for help. But what do I say? “He was just greeting you lmao” it echoes in the suddenly cold room. You hear it again, somehow getting closer. “H-h-hewwo? Is anyone thewe? OwO” who will save you now?

[jadephire]

hey op you ok?

[thebootydiaries]

no

[thatdisasterauthor]

Excuse me?! I am going to need a full version of this shanty from these two IMMEDIATELY.

[nourgelitnius]

@beggars-opera

[beggars-opera]

HOOOOOLY BALLS

@focsle​