Anyways if you know the fandom(game) cookie run kingdom can you do lee silent salt cookie and ler the other four beasts cookies (Mystic flour cookie eternal sugar, cookie burning spice cookie and shadow milk cookie) if too hard could you do lee burning spice cookie and ler shadow milk cookie
thank you !
Oh yes also Silent salt hates being tickled so the others four beasts teamwork on him
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The storm outside the Citadel roared on, snow howling against the dark walls like a wounded beast. Yet inside the throne room, the fire crackled softly, casting golden light over the cold stone.
Dark Cacao Cookie sat on his throne, still and silent.
Until a familiar, quiet voice echoed through the hall.
āYouāve been frowning for an hour straight. That must be exhausting.ā
Dark Cacao didnāt even flinch as Pure Vanilla Cookie stepped into view, robes swishing gently behind him.
āI do not frown,ā the king rumbled.
āOh, my mistake,ā Pure Vanilla said sweetly, climbing the steps to his side. āThen the corners of your mouth are just very, very heavy.ā
āā¦Hmph.ā
Pure Vanilla smiled, gently placing a hand over the gauntlet resting on the armrest. āYouāve taken on so much, Cacao. Even now, you never rest.ā
āI am fine,ā he replied, though his voice was gruff with something close to weariness.
āI know that tone,ā Pure Vanilla teased. āThatās the āI havenāt rested in days and Iām too proud to admit itā tone.ā
āI said Iām fine.ā
āYouāre not convincing me, you know.ā
Dark Cacao exhaled through his nose. āYou never were easy to dissuade.ā
āAnd you were never good at pretending.ā
A long pause.
ThenāPure Vanilla leaned in, a soft glimmer in his eyes.
āā¦Do you remember when we were young?ā
āā¦Far too well.ā
āYou used to laugh more,ā Pure Vanilla whispered, gently brushing a few strands of snowy hair from the kingās face. āI miss that sound.ā
Dark Cacaoās brow furrowed. āThere is little to laugh about.ā
āThatās not true.ā Pure Vanilla leaned in closer. āThereās always something to smile for. Youāve just forgotten how.ā
āā¦Vanillaāwhat are youāā
And then, suddenlyā
Two nimble fingers skittered beneath the edge of his gorget.
āāHhNGKā!ā
Dark Cacao jolted, his eyes going wide.
Pure Vanillaās grin was pure sunshine. āAh-ha. There it is.ā
āDo notāā
āāticklish?ā
āI am notā!ā
But he was.
Oh, he was.
Pure Vanillaās fingers danced under the edge of his armor, teasing the seam between his chestplate and his sides, knowing exactly how to slip past the padding to reach the vulnerable spots beneath.
āP-Vā!ā Dark Cacao barked, shoulders twitching, trying to push him away without truly resisting. āThat isāunbecomingāof an Ancientā!ā
āShhh,ā Pure Vanilla hummed with mirth, now tickling both sides with light circular scribbles. āEven Ancients deserve to giggle~ā
āI do notā!ā
But a low, rumbly huff of laughter slipped through clenched teeth.
āāpffhhā!ā
āAh~ There it is.ā
He kept going. Gentle, teasing, patient. His fingers explored beneath the ridges of armor, tracing along the kingās sides, down to his waist, where he knew for a factā
Dark Cacao jerked violently, nearly knocking them both over.
āVANILLAā!ā
āOh dear,ā Pure Vanilla cooed. āYour waist is still sensitive, I see~ā
āS-STOPā!!ā
āYouāll have to make me~ā
āā¦YOU INSOLENTā!!ā Dark Cacao growled, eyes sparkingāthough now he was smiling, a rare sight, his expression cracking with reluctant laughter.
It was deep and hearty, full of gravel and thunder, but no longer stormy. He laughed, his voice echoing in the halls like a slow-building avalanche.
Pure Vanilla, giggling himself, finally eased off and sat beside him.
Dark Cacao gasped for breath, wiping his eyes with the back of a gauntlet.
āā¦That was cruel.ā
āIt was necessary.ā Pure Vanilla reached over and gently took his hand, intertwining their fingers. āYouāre allowed to feel joy again, Cacao. Even now. Especially now.ā
Dark Cacao stared at their hands for a long moment. Thenāhe exhaled.
āā¦Thank you.ā
Pure Vanilla leaned his head on the kingās shoulder, letting the fireās warmth settle between them.
They stayed like that, side by side in silence, while the storm raged on outside.
Summary: After seeing how... weak his counterpart seems, Silent Salt has a change of heart and no longer wants to fight her. When trying to prove he means no harm, he accidentally finds something about the other cookie.
I'm a minor! Nsfw dni!!
(Pretend Charcoal Cookie and Pastry Cookie aren't here. Also, I hc that Ancients and Beasts share tk spots. Silent Salt is the only one that knows for reasons unknown)
Silent Salt always had a soft heart. Despite the intimidating armour and the fierce battles he'd one, he's the type of person who would always pet a cake hound if he saw one or give a horse a treat after a successful mission. Unexpectedly, that didn't completely disappear after his corruption.
So when he saw White Lily, who seemed to always have an expression akin to a dejected kitten, he couldn't bring himself to cause her harm. He couldn't raise his sword to someone so fragile (or so he thinks lol).
Slowly, he walked towards her and couldn't help but notice how tense she was. Though, he couldn't blame her, he knew how he looked and he always had that effect on other cookies, especially those smaller than him.
"Silent Salt Cookie?" Her gentle voice called out to him, but she received no response. She was obviously concerned about his intentions yet she didn't attack first. He respected that.
He kept getting closer until he was at arm's reach. She obviously wouldn't trust anything he said and he was a firm believer in actions speaking louder than words, so he placed a hand on her shoulder. The gasp she let out was barely audible, but even without it, he could feel her tense. To try to calm her down, he rubbed her back, a bit too softly, and he heard something unexpected.
- "Ehehe-"
White Lily quietly giggled before slapping her hand over her mouth. Both cookies stood in silence, as if registering what just happened.
White Lily didn't know how she could tell, whether it was their link or something in the air had changed, when his helmet tilted to the side there was something mischievous about it. Like any cookie with survival instincts, she bolted with him right on her tail.
There weren't many places to run, so she and Silent Salt just ended up running in circles while she narrowly dodged his pounces while trying not to giggle in anticipation. The worst thing is, she knew he was playing with her. He is a warrior and could definitely catch someone like her. She felt phantom tickles spread over her body as she imagined the Beast giving up at any moment and just going for it.
Eventually, her long dress and cape proved to be a liability as he stepped on one of them and started falling. She tensed and braced for impact, but it never came. Instead, she felt a pull on her cape. Silent Salt had saved her. Well, before pulling her into him and sitting down with her in his lap. He'd won.
Without hesitation, he grabbed her hips and started carefully squeezing them. He knew exactly where to target.
"Hehehehe~ Nohohoho!" She half heartedly whines and covers her face, obviously embarrassed by the tickling but also because of how easy it was to get her laughing. Although, she makes no actual effort to stop them.
"So weak. Cute." That comment made White Lily's face light ablaze as the blush reached her ears, which made Silent Salt chuckle. He didn't mean to tease, it was a genuine comment, but if it worked as such he would definitely use it to his advantage.
"Such an adorable reaction. Are you embarrassed?" Another tease made the tickling so much worse. The more she flushed, the more she could feel every horrible gentle, ticklish squeeze on her hips. Then, something even worse happened.
*Squeak*
Due to her face being covered, she couldn't see where Silent Salt would attack which left her completely vulnerable when he moved to her waist, lightly pinching and scratching at random intervals. Her thin dress did nothing to protect her from the more intense sensation. The mixture of the worse spot and the surprise forced a squeak.
Silent Salt stopped for a moment. That was probably the cutest sound he ever heard. Next to the laughter of his friends he kept in a distant memory. It made him feel giddy. He needed to hear it again. In a burst of cuteness aggression, his hands descended once more. This time moving much more rapidly, but not any rougher.
"Ahahaha- *squeak* Wahahaihit- *squeak* Thahahat tihihickles- *squeak*" White Lily once again fell into a stream of helpless giggles, occasionally interrupted by the squeaks her ler loved so much. They encouraged him to keep going until it was obvious she needed a break, so he gave her one.
Once she could, she greedily took in breaths and tried to ignore the phantom tickles, albeit unsuccessfully. She tried to move her hands from her face but one look at Silent Salt watching her made her put them back. What made her embarrassment so much worse was that she was disappointed that he stopped. He was so gentle and the compliments made her feel so special... She was having fun.
Worried that her face would explode, Silent Salt didn't pull her up on it. Of course, he could tell, she wasn't as subtle as she thought. His fingers were itching to return to her ticklish skin, but he restrained himself because of where he planned to go next.
"Ahahre- Ahahare yohou dohone?" White Lily finally built up the courage to speak, trying her best to cover up whatever emotions would embarrass her more.
"Not at all. I'm only waiting for my sweet lee to prepare for my next attack." She couldn't help the flustered whine that left her lips. To his surprise, she spoke again.
"Ihi... Ihihi aham rehehahady..." She mumbled into her hands. He was honestly impressed that she admitted that, so he would reward her. He suddenly flipped her over to get easy access to her back and moved one hand under her cape to carefully draw random shapes everywhere he could reach. He focused more on the back of her ribs, which seemed to be the area where he got the most frantic giggles. He stayed away from her spine for now, it was for the finale.
"Pft- Ehehehehe! *squeak* Thahahats- *squeak* Hahahaha!" She could barely speak between her squeaks and giggles, she laughed more freely now that her hands weren't over her face. Instead, she was hugging herself, as if trying to protect herself from the tickles, despite her not even covering the right area.
"Aw~ Is this spot bad? You seem very capable, so I'm sure you can handle it." Another compliment, another squeak. She really couldn't handle nice things being said about her, but Silent Salt really enjoyed saying them. Not only were her reactions so cute, but he genuinely meant them and believed that she deserved to hear every last one.
He listened to her giggles like music for a bit, but he wanted more. He wanted her to turn to mush in his arms. So, he delivered the final blow. Continuing his tickles with his hands, he moved his other hand to her spine, slowly tracing his finger up and down.
"AH! *squeak* NOHOHOT THEHEHERE! *squeak* IHIT'S SOHO BAHAHAD!" She let out a shriek before dissolving into hysterical laughter. Silent Salt was surprised to receive such a big reaction from such a small movement, but he wasn't complaining. To make this better, he alternated between dragging his finger and skittering his fingers. She started laughing so hard, she couldn't even speak.
"Tickle~ Tickle~ Tickle~ Laugh for me, lovely." One last tease drove her over the edge. She completely lost herself in the relentless tickles and just let herself enjoy it, relaxing her arms and not restraining her laughter (Although she wasn't doing a good job at it anyway).
Silent Salt kept going until he could see that White Lily had enough. He stopped and held her in his arms, rubbing her head to calm her down.
The lee in question curled in on herself, hugging herself again and giggling at the remaining phantom tickles. They were persistent and felt like they were wrecking her on their own. When calm enough, she curled into Silent Salt, having had her energy taken by the previous attack.
"You okay?"
"Yehehahah... Thahank yohohuhu..." She mumbled as she fell asleep in his arms.
Thank Witches for the helmet, the sheer cuteness of the girl made him blush.
Remember when you did the Hollyberry and Golden cheese headcannons and you said that they are unstoppable as a duo when they tickle someone? Well..How about we do Lee!Pure Vanilla, and Ler!Hollyberry + Ler!Golden cheese!
š āDouble the Queens, Double the Troubleā š
Pure Vanilla Cookie had made the fatal mistake of trying to sneak a moment of quiet meditation in the gardens. He shouldāve known that with Hollyberry and Golden Cheese together, peace was never guaranteed.
āLook at him, all serene,ā Hollyberry chuckled, hands already itching to strike. āBet heās just begging for a little fun!ā
Golden Cheese smirked, arms crossed with regal mischief. āA little? Darling, with two queens, itās hardly going to be little.ā
Before Pure Vanilla could protest, Hollyberryās strong hands snatched him under the arms and hauled him closer. His eyes went wide. āW-Wait, ladies, please, Iā ahahahahh! Hhhheheeheeheeā!!ā
Golden Cheese wasted no time in swooping in, long fingers scratching gently at his sides, finding every spot that made him jolt. āOh, what a precious sound,ā she purred, her smirk widening. āThe great Pure Vanilla Cookie reduced to giggles.ā
āAHAHAhhahhhH! P-Pleaseā! I c-cahhahannāt!ā Pure Vanilla squealed, twisting in Hollyberryās iron grip, laughter bubbling helplessly out of him.
Hollyberry just threw her head back with a hearty laugh. āYou can endure battles, wars, and darkness itselfā but this? Not so much, eh? Tickle tickle, old friend!ā
Golden Cheese hummed, leaning in closer to tease at his ribs. āCareful, Hollyberry, we might break him. Heās turning pink as a berry tart.ā
āT-Toohoho much!!ā Pure Vanilla cried through his laughter, his usual composure shattered into sweet, unrestrained giggles. His golden hat even tilted askew from all his squirming.
But the queens? They were merciless. Hollyberryās booming laugh and Golden Cheeseās smug grin made it very clearāwhen the two of them joined forces, there was no hope of escape.
At last, they let him collapse back against the grass, breathless, tears of laughter sparkling in his eyes. Hollyberry ruffled his hair fondly while Golden Cheese adjusted his hat back into place.
this is a bit of a strange tkl request, so itās perfectly fine if you donāt wanna do it! this is just kind of out of pure curiosityā¦/gen
[ler!golden cheese, lee!licorice]
I donāt know- I just think the fact that licorice is a necromancer combined with golden cheeseās unfortunate situation would make for an interesting dynamic between the two, and Iām curious to see what can be doneā¦
again, itās weird and unconventional, so donāt feel pressured to do it! take care of yourself and welcome back!
This request was definitely a hot minute ago, but Iāve been dying to get to it. I also find the thought of them interacting interesting, plus itās kinda silly and thatās how I love my things. Silly. Goofy. Absolutely nonsensical. (Kink/NSFW accounts DNI!)
Well wasnāt this a predicament? None other than Licorice Cookie was standing before the Golden Sovereign herself. She requested a necromancer, so the cheesebirds did the only natural thing they could think of andā¦ uhā¦ āacquiredā one. It was a compliment, sure, to be considered good enough for a mission of this importance. However, it didnāt erase that he served Dark Enchantress Cookie and she despised that woman.
āThis was the best you could do? Bringing me a servant of Dark Enchantress Cookie?ā Golden Cheese Cookie asked, her arms crossed over her chest as she addressed the cheesebird.
āW-We couldnāt find anyone else, Your Radiance. Chirp!ā The cheesebird replied āAs far as we chezbirdz are aware, heās the only necromancer in the game. Chirp, chirp.ā
āIn the what?ā
āDo not worry about it, Your Radiance. Chirp.ā
Licorice Cookie was standing by awkwardly, feeling like he was a child seated in front of his arguing parents again. He waited for Golden Cheese Cookie to address him, and sort of hoped that she would just say āforget itā and let him go. Wait. No! He is good at his craft, this kidnapping was a blessing in disguise! Finally, someone would see his talents! But he couldnāt act desperate in front of Golden Cheese Cookie. No, no, that wouldnāt do. Heāll have to carry himself with a little extra pomp this time around.
As if on queue, the radiant Queen turned her attention to him. āSo, can you do it?ā She asked, her eyes flicked up and down his raggedy robes skeptically.
āI can!ā Licorice Cookie proudly exclaimed, āHowever! I ask for a very steep price and-ā, before he could finish his sentence, Golden Cheese Cookie tossed down a few solid golden coin onto the table. āI can pay it, whatever it may be.ā She said, feeling a bit smug. āYour Soul Jam?ā He offered, a Cheshire grin on his face, āNice try.ā The Queen said back. Licorice Cookie snapped his fingers with mock defeat āThen I guess I canāt do it-ā as he tried to walk away, Golden Cheese Cookie grabbed onto the hood of his robe and pulled him back, she put a few more coins on the table and a necklace of the highest quality. āI didnāt say you could leave! Look, we can drop our differences for now. Please, I need my kingdom- my treasures- back.ā She pleaded, her voice choking up and trying to crack.
Licorice Cookie hummed, but really the sight had tugged on his heartstrings. The thing about only meeting someone in battle is that you never learn about them, only their weapon. For all you know, the soldier youāre dueling with could have a family eagerly awaiting his return or a dying relative heās desperately trying to care for. āOkayā¦ Maybe Iāll do it.ā He finally conceded, cursing himself for caving into the heroās demands, all because she looked sad.
āIām not taking āmaybeā for an answer!ā Golden Cheese Cookie huffed āCāmon, do your thing!ā She started putting down more hold on the table, in seconds it was already covered with many a sparkly treasures. Necklaces and earrings, bracelets and anklets, coins and bars, goblets and the rest of the works. Licorice Cookieās eyes widened, he had never seen so many riches before! In fact, he couldnāt even visualize what this all wouldāve looked like for most of his life. Heck, it was still hard to believe what he was seeing!
Swallowing, trying to push down anything that suggested he was poor and-or needed the wealth, Licorice Cookie nodded. āFine, Iāll get to work on it. But maybe not right now, maybe later.ā He shrugged, trying to act nonchalant. Golden Cheese Cookie always despised the word āmaybeā more than anything. If she wanted something, the only answer she should hear is a resounding āyesā!
āFine, have it your way!ā She scoffed, then immediately wrapped her wings around the sorcerer, āIf I canāt pay you to do it, Iāll make you do it!ā. Before Licorice Cookie could object, he felt quick hands with sharp nails digging into his sides. He couldnāt even try to suppress the giggles that erupted as soon as he felt the contact. āBWAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! N-Nooo!! Stahp!ā He laughed, trying to wriggle away desperately. The radiant queenās wings joined in on the fun as well, the shiny golden feathers were brushing up underneath his chin and right along his ears, making him laugh more shrilly. āEEK! HAHAHAHA!ā He snorted between laughs āHAHAHAHAHA! BAHAHAHA!ā He couldnāt even get a single word out anymore!
Licorice Cookie squealed again as Golden Cheese Cookie started raking her nails up and down his bony little ribs. He was smiling so wide that his cheeks were hurting already. āNAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA!ā He just kept laughing and laughing in the sovereignās grasp. Golden Cheese Cookie chuckled as well āWill you do my bidding now?ā, Licorice Cookie stubbornly shook his head, āOh really? Then I guess Iāll just have to tickle you more!ā She grinned and doubled down on her efforts, purposefully moving her wings to brush and rub against him more.
Somehow, his laughter grew even louder! Now his gray cheeks were flushed with a pinkish-purple color as he snorted between every other giggle that poured from his mouth like a waterfall. Golden Cheese Cookie shook her head, her smile growing more fond than teasing, āYou remind me of a certain subject of mine. He and I would always butt heads day in, day out! But he was quite ticklish, just like you.ā She paused, her hands slowing down to a stop, āHis neck was his worst spot. I wonder if the same applies to you?ā. Licorice Cookie gasped and tried to break free, but he was being held in place by her strong arms, āN-No! Thereās no need for that! Please!ā He begged, but she already had her mind set.
With a deep breath, her head came crashing down onto the crook of Licorice Cookieās neck with a loud āPBBBBTTT!ā! Licorice Cookie squealed like a shrill little piglet, āEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! OKAHAHAY!ā He finally caved in and Golden Cheese Cookie let go. He embarrassingly fell down to the ground, heaving to catch his breath. āI-Iāll do itā¦ Iāll try.ā He conceded, sighing with defeat. At least the gold would still be on the table. āAww, really?ā Golden Cheese Cookie pouted āI just noticed how youāre barefoot-ā she reached down for him, but he immediately crawled away. āNO NEED FOR THAT!ā His voice cracked, he then cleared his throat and tried to speak more professionally, āIāll g-get to it. Just no more tickling, yeah?ā.
Golden Cheese Cookie grinned āWeāll see, but no promises!ā.
She felt a pant of deja vu when she said that. It was quite a familiar line. Probably because she said it many a times whenever that one subject of hers asked her to stop tickling him so much. Well, she couldnāt help it, darn it! It was so easy to grow greedy for anotherās laughter, as thereās never another sound like it.
The end
Yippee! I did a request! Golden Cheese is such a fun ler to write, I love her. I need to be wrecked by her. But yeah, thatās it. Thanks for all the patience, folks, and all the messages about how youāre glad I survived SAT day. It was no easy feat, but hopefully my efforts will bear some fruits! Only time will tell because they take forever to get the scores out. Thatās all, have a good one š«¶
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