dissociatime!

[dogpuppy]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[dogpuppy]

[tall]

[anxietyproblem]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[xylophonetangerine]

[furryprovocateur]

"scathing" feels like an understatement here

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[wokefrogvirus]

let’s have a blast with mama

[divination]

great eBay listing

[hiveswap]

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

[agrioxoiros-deactivated20240927]

i think a tree would probably bark

[hiveswap]

Blocked

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[yellow-cat]

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch