i am a toad

it’s mo • 29yo • butch lesbo • they/she • frog and toad enjoyer ns/ft @ puppybutch-thoughts

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[ingridverse]

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

[drawingwithdonnie]

Has this one been done yet?

[jisuto]

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[problemnyatic]

desired you while the women flee

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[torstherapy]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[yeesiine]

Me checking if everyone else is vibing with song I put on

[389]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it