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the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

transfemmes-deactivated20260103

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

#god this shit was so good in elementary school #DIRT N WURMS BABYYYYYY

shubbabang

wolfythewitch

all all all

wobblydev

It is the job of the police to oppress the working class on behalf of the bosses. Do not believe the sanitized rhetoric of the powers that be—all positive social change was fought for, tooth and nail. They will never make concessions without mass action.

Take care of each other out there. Never act alone. Don’t talk to cops.

veryluckyclovers

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art by @niochemblyat

passionpeachy

My butch farted nasty while we were cuddling so they venmoed me $20

#I owe a might compensation to my femme

vexheart

This

#hits a little too close #my mom said something like this to me

theconcealedweapon

maarvarq

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

theconcealedweapon

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

tiny-space-whale

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

angremlin

They searched his belongings twice on body cameras, drove away, turned off their body cams for a bit and arrived several minutes later than the other cars leaving the scene at the same time, turned the cameras back on and searched the backpack a THIRD time and suddenly there was a gun and a manifesto they just didn't notice in two previous searches. Their case is insane.

sometimes I wish I could stay in this weird twilight time of night and relish in the calm and peace it brings me from the fast bright pace of day

no pressure, no worries, no expectations…just presence

and it’s enough

#I long for it #and it’s why I stay up so late #nothing brings me more peace than this #like the toad that used to sit by the planter at my grandparents house #toad talk

exxos-von-steamboldt

delicatefury

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

kiralamouse

Since I hate having to do my own searches to verify stuff, here’s a Science Daily link and the journal article it cites for any similarly lazy-but-conscientious people after me. (And the University of Michigan press release, for what it’s worth.)