I have died badly

giggles so cutely, everypony enjoy this alter sideblog before I put myself into witness protection and change everything from embarrassment ♪ hesbian, she-gay, dykefag -- late twenties -- MDNI ♪

[catcrumb]

[electrichorses]

my controversial take is that blitz isn’t dyslexic he was just homeschooled. badly

[electrichorses]

like in my mind they taught him the sounds the letters make and not much beyond that. he can read enough to get by but it’s a struggle. and everyone disagrees with me on this because most people have a conception of his mother as a capable parent just because she clearly loved him, but i’m going to cling to my belief that she spent most of blitz&barb’s early childhood dealing with severe mental health issues that left her unable to be there for her children in the ways they needed no matter how much she wanted to be until the show proves me wrong. because i love when the clown suffers 🙂

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[mallowmaenad]

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[picsthatmakeyougotsuchinokoreal]

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

tsuchinoko not real

tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”

its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture tsuchinoko

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[dridelus]

[bellhopping]

this is honestly like THE gif to me. it's probably the rawest representation of catharsis I've ever seen

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[moth-amphetamine]

*does five minutes of work* ok now i deserve a three week break. No consequences please 👍

[littlegreen]

forgive and forget? no. resent and remember #mygrudge