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[everythingfox]

Swirly boy

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[solfungus-deactivated20220629]

saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 

[minuty]

[valtsv]

accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities

[yanderechild-archive]

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

[froglinson]

Guys help me out here, does anyone know the word for when celebrities surprise or do things that they knows true fans would appreciate? It’s something like fan-baiting, but I don’t remember!

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[cutesychristmas-deactivated2020]

♡

[luvbun]

if you say "tummy/sleepy" instead of "stomach/tired" you are infact ,,,,baby.

[caitlynkurilich]

I’m left-handed and I naturally draw many characters as being left-handed too. Does this happen with other lefties?

[section8babe]

the fuck u fallin in love for

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

met gala 2014 // met gala 2019

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

Okay was anyone going to tell me they’re actually together or was that something I had to read today in the dyke group chat for myself

[santhomedusae-deactivated202006]

they’re WHAT

[fan-art-ic]

“ Actresses Lupita Nyong'o, left, and Janelle Monáe took their relationship public this week. The couple’s touchy feely display of affection raised eyebrows at a Met Gala after party on Monday…In a video posted [on] Instagram Live Janelle can be seen in the background standing close to Lupita gently caressing her face while Danai Gurira stands next to them oblivious…Lupita, 36, has long been rumored to go both ways. She reportedly dated 41-year-old Black Panther co-star Danai Gurira off and on. The two actresses were inseparable until Janelle stepped into the picture.” 

[hazelbeewitched]

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

[realmymelody]

a designer: uses pink in their collection

me: a fashion genius. truly. they just get it

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[king]

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

[conleches]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

[bellero]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

[avariea]

@tanadin-fr

[beatrizklotz]

lore help on the way

[bluethediviner]

YES