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Tadej on instagram

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Also not to draw parallels in these awful times but :

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Tadej asks his team how Jonas is doing

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yeah so giulio posted something on Instagram and now I have like five things I need to put here for The Records but I don’t speak Italian so I’m just gonna assume all of this is really funny and cute

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another insta post I’ve been waiting for. this is slightly unrelated but Anders using a yellow heart when talking about/to Jonas and a green heart when talking about/to Mads is very cute and incredibly important to me

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the horrors persist but so do I(Jonas crashed but I remain jaiposting)

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I just really love this photo of Remco and seeing the reactions of the bora boys is so important to me. Jai, Florian, and Tim looking on happily at Remco giving his speech just genuinely fills me with joy. which god knows I need today

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Wout posting about Jonas on his story. at least we’re all sad together

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yeah so honestly I’ve just been sitting on Instagram waiting for this since the stage ended. that and looking at every possible Remco stage win post(BECAUSE LETS GOOOO BORA). but here we are. another Jonas post from Tadej. God the caption. “my friend” someone sedate me

and while we’re here, did tadej really have to pick the photo where he’s leaning all the way into Jonas’ space to say something directly into his ear canal. like he had the power to choose and he chose that picture. he also chose a picture where Jonas is in polka dots. and I have so many thoughts because like he’s displaying Jonas in a winner’s jersey which could be a sign of his immense respect for Jonas’ talent. but if you’re a little more unhinged(and read far too much omegaverse fic) you see tadej posting Jonas wearing his jersey. I’ll leave it at that. something about how tadejs face isn’t visible in the photo too just makes me think he’s really trying to have the focus be on Jonas but he’s also unwilling to take himself out of the picture. like it has to be about Jonas but he also can’t stand the idea of them not being thought of simultaneously. the focus of the photo is Jonas but Tadej is always in the picture

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I'M SORRY YOU'RE TELLING ME THE SONG TADEJ CHOSE WAS LIKE TOY SOLDIERS BY EMINEM. thank you to the people who told me what it was for telling me because tadej. tadej tadej why would you do that. a song about conflict within a specialized environment. a song about one person's role in said conflict as relatively neutral but still definitely involved because of the nature of specialized environments.a song about the responsibility of the bystanders in a conflict. just- tadej

and these lines specifically "And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it I spent so much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for, it's not why I got in it"

tadej does it not feel like winning the tour if jonas isn't at the tour? is that what you're trying to tell me right now? honestly i could be even crazier about this section but i won't because my hands are literally shaking typing this and I still gotta mention the chorus.

"Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers"

BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS CRASHES, EVERYONE IN CYCLING FALLS AND ARE TORN APART, BUT THE RACE DOESN'T STOP FOR THEM. GOD TADEJ WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

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yeah so honestly I’ve just been sitting on Instagram waiting for this since the stage ended. that and looking at every possible Remco stage win post(BECAUSE LETS GOOOO BORA). but here we are. another Jonas post from Tadej. God the caption. “my friend” someone sedate me

and while we’re here, did tadej really have to pick the photo where he’s leaning all the way into Jonas’ space to say something directly into his ear canal. like he had the power to choose and he chose that picture. he also chose a picture where Jonas is in polka dots. and I have so many thoughts because like he’s displaying Jonas in a winner’s jersey which could be a sign of his immense respect for Jonas’ talent. but if you’re a little more unhinged(and read far too much omegaverse fic) you see tadej posting Jonas wearing his jersey. I’ll leave it at that. something about how tadejs face isn’t visible in the photo too just makes me think he’s really trying to have the focus be on Jonas but he’s also unwilling to take himself out of the picture. like it has to be about Jonas but he also can’t stand the idea of them not being thought of simultaneously. the focus of the photo is Jonas but Tadej is always in the picture

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I'm really sad for Jonas. We've been rivals since 2021. We didn't have a good relationship before, but in the last two years, he's become something of a friend. Maybe the doping control at 2 a.m. meant he didn't sleep well and, perhaps, lost concentration, causing the crash.

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there is no way this is the timeline that I’m living in. that didn’t just happen, right? someone tell me that didn’t happen. the podium battle will be more exciting now? what do we do now?

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the two photos on Remco’s post recent insta post that are just him sitting in Jai’s wheel

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Anders is tadejonasposting. He’s just like us

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📸friesoooooo

recent Jai photos✨

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and this is the most important recent Jai picture because he looks happy

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📸friesoooooo

recent Jai photos✨

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lowkey my favorite thing about yellow Tadej and polka Jonas is that it looks like they’re trying to go to each others teams. infiltrating enemy lines to hang out with your boyfriend by wearing the same color jersey and hoping they don’t notice

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The fic is not writing itself. Charles is the one writing it

This year's quota of one of them saying "we grew up racing each other" ✅️