Fay Fay

I'm tangling up In the chains on the swings On the set on the night That we met

[cherrydanish]

Purple.

[pettydavis]

if it aint green im bullying you

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[incorrctbleach]

Yamamoto: If you have any suggestions about our methods, feel free to put them in the suggestions box.

Soifon: That's just a trash can.

Yamamoto: Exactly.

[moonkitty]

Sypha: life went from great to horrible in the span of a few hours, found out that the leader of the town they were staying in has murdered several young children. hardly as enthusiastic about life as she used to

Trevor: sharing Syphas pain, and reliving the bitterness of his previous life.

Hector:  heartbroken, slowing going crazy, and confirmed his fear of becoming a slave to 4 abusive vampire women. alone with nobody he can trust

Alucard: Traumatized and all alone, Betrayed, forced to kill two people he thought he was becoming friends with, whom he was almost murdured by. and has lost any kind of hope or desire for humanity or companionship. shutting himself away even further in his bitterness, yet again, all alone

Isaac: 

[rukiadriedhisrain]

Bleach: The Thousand Year Blood War Anime Confirmed ☆

[incorrctbleach]

Nelliel: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Harribel: The audacity.

[incorrctbleach]

Shuhei: Do you support gay rights?

Yumichika: I am gay.

Izuru: He's dodging the question.

[incorrctbleach]

Shinji: You can say, "Have a nice day" without a problem.

Shinji: But you cant say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.

Ichigo: How did you get into my house?

[rosewarmth-deactivated20201202]

wow come for my neck like that

[incorrctbleach]

Byakuya: bankai-

Me:

[tlirsgender]

I’m watching bleach again and every time they talk about spirit energy my brain goes “vibe check” like clockwork

[tlirsgender]

*Uryu voice* you don’t even know how to check your vibes

[lgbtbleach]

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[incorrctbleach]

Aizen: No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!

Urahara: [throws a rock]

[incorrctbleach]

Hinamori: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Izuru: Killed without hesitation.

[incorrctbleach]

me: complaing about the bount arc, while watching the bount arc

some idiot: y don't u just skip it???

me: