[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”

[ryebreadgf]

me legit

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[ceruleanheaven]

once i get over it i will be over it

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[lakevida]

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

[worldscoolest]

[dogpuppy]

[les-fleur]

I was so crazy back then (1 hour ago)

[yugiohz]

i'm always saying this

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[yellow-cat]

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[apartmentstore]

my favourite post in the whole wide world

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”