Beards and Brownies

Dazy - 25

[respectfulmemes]

[queen-apathy]

[krabby-kronicle]

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

[photografya-deactivated20230917]

[russiawave]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

look i have no problem drinking water but i do have a problem getting up to pee when im already comfy

[euesworld]

"Goodnight sweet, adorable cutie pie.. you are the apple of my eye, a wonder to any woman.. you are so beautiful in so many ways, I just want you to sleep okay. If you should need me, I am never far away.. so sleep like your dreams are made of the very fabric of heaven itself. Night.."

Baby, you are not subtle.. when you sleep, you snore like a chainsaw and you flail about practically almost beating me to death, but you do it cutely, haha - eUë

[toastbutteregg]

[moan-s]

[5oil]

[petapeta]

[toastbutteregg]

this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

[corgis-everywhere]

[toastbutteregg]

this made me smile so im posting this here to hopefully make someone else smile as well

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs