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@fromaforeignsky
fromaforeignsky replied to your post: i wish i had someone to thrash out ali…
did someone say they needed an alien buddy
yES
i need more alien rper friends yes
SAME aliens are the best we always need more alien buddies to nerd out with -
do you have a skype my friend
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fromaforeignsky replied to your post: i wish i had someone to thrash out ali…
did someone say they needed an alien buddy
yES
i need more alien rper friends yes
SAME aliens are the best we always need more alien buddies to nerd out with -
Not only am I beautiful, I AM ALSO FABULOUSLY WEALTHY.
I…um, well there’s nothing wrong with it! It’s just…don’t you have better things to do?
So there is another alien running around! Does he look just like me, too? Is he lurking in my closet? Does he also steal coffee pots and make pottery? …Is he watching me from space??
On the contrary, learning even the tiniest details of life on Earth aides me in understanding everything!
Ugh. I should take you up and wipe your memory, I really should. And no, he just...sits around and eats lettuce. Like I said, I have no idea why he's here. He's usually hiding in the forest. I think he's shy since he's a big blob!
And I warn you that the path your people are taking is not a good one. Tread with caution.
-blinks-
…And how would you know that? Have you ever encountered one in person before? Seen what one looks like? Ever felt what it was like to be drained of your emotional state? I do not believe that the Skagazoarans have traveled into your sector of space before…
But if they are on Earth, then that is…especially troublesome.
You say that now, but give it a while and your leaders will be buying the technology from us!
[ pauses ]
Uh - well, I…well, I know little tidbits of lots of people since my home world is now a…cultural hub, you could say. And there was this very odd guy I met a few months back, he gave me the creeps! Here on Earth, that is. I don’t know what he was doing here, he was working in some restaurant that, curiously enough, barely had any food! He didn’t come off as quite human to me!
I highly doubt that.
I…I see. That is quite the odd situation. Could you, perhaps, describe this man you met in detail to me?
Uh. He was...blonde? I just brushed it off since I couldn't locate any craft aside from ours, but I don't know if their cloaking technology is beyond what we're used to! I just know that he was weird and it felt like he was poking around with my head!
creepy is basically surrounded by aliens who he has no idea what their reason for being there is omfg
none of you have clearance to be here where is your clearance
Why thank you, I am indeed quite delicious.
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:((((((((
I bet you of all beings would know that, huh? I bet you guys eat your dead or something equally bizarre!
A man comes to you and shows you a button; he tells you, "If you press the button you'll be given 100 million dollars, but someone in the world will die, they'll have in no way any connection with you. But you don't have to press the button, but you won't be given any money." Would you press the button?
"I already have beyond 100 million USD on my homeworld, dear friend! And I generate enough money here to cover all my expenses - I have no need to take a life in order to live!"
And I warn you that the path your people are taking is not a good one. Tread with caution.
-blinks-
…And how would you know that? Have you ever encountered one in person before? Seen what one looks like? Ever felt what it was like to be drained of your emotional state? I do not believe that the Skagazoarans have traveled into your sector of space before…
But if they are on Earth, then that is…especially troublesome.
You say that now, but give it a while and your leaders will be buying the technology from us!
[ pauses ]
Uh - well, I...well, I know little tidbits of lots of people since my home world is now a...cultural hub, you could say. And there was this very odd guy I met a few months back, he gave me the creeps! Here on Earth, that is. I don't know what he was doing here, he was working in some restaurant that, curiously enough, barely had any food! He didn't come off as quite human to me!
No, of course not! Apparently aliens all look like me and hide in closets and…make pottery. And for some reason that’s even more disturbing than all the other concepts of aliens I’ve ever seen.
How many of your alien buddies are watching me right now.
I still don't know what's so wrong with making pottery! They were offering lessons at the community center, so I took them up on it!
Well, most of my "alien buddies" are mine owners back home or completely uninvolved in my project here. So, none. Save for that squishy guy, maybe...I still don't know what he's doing here! I think he's trying to develop some kind of new leafy food for his kids. Hmm.
It's delicious.
No, you are!
I can smell it. Your fear. You are afraid of me.
I, uh. Why is your entire race so creepy - I heard you scoop out the insides of innocent beings and then use their skin as crude masks!
You're talking about me.
NO I WAS TALKING ABOUT A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE CALLED THE RHINO.
I can smell you.
Somebody help the Skagazoaran found me.
As machines should be. I for one do not see the point in giving machines sentience.
…That was not a very helpful description of the creature. For all I know, you could be describing an especially pointy boulder. How many legs does it have? Is it reptilian? Avian? Mammalian? A large insect? Is the rhino a predator or a herbivore? How many eyes does it possess? Is it intelligent?
Because they perform so much better when they near the level of superior beings!
Ugh. For a race of blobs, you sure are detail oriented, huh? But if you must know, it is reptilian, has four legs, feeds on the happiness of beautiful young men such as myself, has two eyes, and has a deep, deep soul that you connect to when you see its beautiful eyes! The horn is the most important part, though.
But they are so much more prone to making mistakes when they are able to think outside of themselves.
…That…That does not sound like a “rhino”. That sounds more like a Skagazoaran than a rhino. Though I do not believe they have eyes that reveal their inner souls. But perhaps a different observer produces different thoughts about those…things.
… -walks around Creepy- I am assuming that it fed off of you?
That's why they only near our intelligence!
[ --steps away from Squishy woah there buddy ]
It's not a Skagazoaran! I would know, trust me, rhinos are much friendlier! I was just joking about the feeding thing, nothing ever fed off my emotions! Or at least, I don't think so -
I was having an awesome almost-Christmas over here, making cookies, not bothering anyone, sending out gifts…and then this alien shows up out of nowhere! I don’t like the looks of this.
…Making pottery? Why would an alien want to make pottery?
Why wouldn’t an alien want to make pottery?
And you can still do all of that.
As I peacefully watch from miles above.
Well, I mean, it’s not something I usually associate with aliens—
…
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You’re watching me?
Yes, well, most people think aliens are little green men, but that's just not the case!
No, nooo! Me, watching you? Nooooo!
As machines should be. I for one do not see the point in giving machines sentience.
…That was not a very helpful description of the creature. For all I know, you could be describing an especially pointy boulder. How many legs does it have? Is it reptilian? Avian? Mammalian? A large insect? Is the rhino a predator or a herbivore? How many eyes does it possess? Is it intelligent?
Because they perform so much better when they near the level of superior beings!
Ugh. For a race of blobs, you sure are detail oriented, huh? But if you must know, it is reptilian, has four legs, feeds on the happiness of beautiful young men such as myself, has two eyes, and has a deep, deep soul that you connect to when you see its beautiful eyes! The horn is the most important part, though.
