The Conglomeratory

she/they elder millennial. I was there when the lore was written. What am I supposed to do here? Just list the things? Mathew Baynton, British humor, Jazz Emu, ADHD, menopause, trauma memes because crying is better when it's funny

[absurdt]

🤡

[fromcanarytostarsick]

What a gorgeous costume for him. The earring is perfect. The man looks good in green.

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Wake up, babe, new origin of the species just dropped

[ringelrobin]

winged creatures, gathering in silken heights, like the last human teachers

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Barn swallows are my favorite bird. I love how they dodge and dive in the twilight around people and trees and anything. They're the WW2 flyboys of the bird world.

[littlealexhorne]

destined to carry on with a broken heart 🥀

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Eternally horny, poor sod

[littlealexhorne]

some screencaps from mel's podcast bc he's a cutie

[fromcanarytostarsick]

The only qualm I had with this was the color of the background. But he's so beautiful.

[goth-queen]

[fromcanarytostarsick]

I mean yeah but also my brain doesn't make the chemicals. So it's both.

[partywithponies]

Every taskmaster lineup needs:

Confused yet fuckable old man

Increasingly furious

Unexpected bromance

Probably autistic

Exclusively For The Sapphics™️

Always eager to do some arts and crafts

Behaves like they're here by accident and don't even know what this show is

Just having a lovely time

[reverend-woodall]

If I may add a visual component to this line-up guide!

(Not every contestant, just the ones I thought fit the criteria most and I tried to only use people once)

(also Reece doesn't get to be the increasingly furious contestant bc he was furious from day 1)

[fromcanarytostarsick]

And where, may I ask, is my Mathew Baynton?

[titsay]

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Six Idiots Callbacks: Yonderland lore

Clip 1: Yonderland S1E1

Clip 2 and 3: Yonderland S1E3

The little blue sock puppet dragon critter loses their life savings in the bet happening in the town square. A couple episodes later they're working as a day laborer and end up working as an overeducated shim.

Could be worse. Could be the one assigned to work inside the hot tub.

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Six Idiots Callbacks: They're all a bunch of kids with one mom

Clip 1: Yonderland S1E1

Clip 2: Ghosts S1E5

In Yonderland, Debbie is the mom. In Ghosts, Pat is the mom. Either way, we bring enough gum to share with everyone, and we take turns listening.

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Six Idiots Callbacks

The boys (specifically Jim, Mat, and Larry) are the BeeGees. At this point, you've probably heard enough to be able to pick up on their voices in songs.

Bonus: A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On the End (Simon wrote this episode and snuck a regular-sized dick joke in)

Video clips:

Horrible Histories: Ain't Stayin Alive

Yonderland S1E2: The Wizard Bradley

[fromcanarytostarsick]

No.

[alyona11]

Vimes? In my blog? It’s more likely than you think

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Phil Ellis looking fucker (positive)

[odenkirk]

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Evil Count Emicho swallowed a sow

Sanctified now, he swallowed the sow

He swallowed the sow to bless the goat

He swallowed the goat to grace the goose

Their path to deduce, he swallowed the goose...

He's villain-oose

[cursedm0th]

yonderland enjoyers, does anyone know if larry (or the other idiots) has properly talked about ho-tan's gender? i'm writing about her in an essay, but i wanna make sure i have my facts straight :3

[fromcanarytostarsick]

@bawdiestrhymester might have some sources about this but generally knows the lore really well

[kateammann]

Be nice to seagulls!!! 🤍

[fromcanarytostarsick]

No. As Yoda decreed, "We can all agree that seagulls are the worst."

[captain-rickbond]

ghost boys sketches

[fromcanarytostarsick]

Look, there are a few things I get behind. One is for No More Fake Pockets. The other, increasingly, is More Mustaches On Larry Rickard.