[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that

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[scrolling through old posts on my blog] I would not fucking say that
you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.
why does everybody hate me [remembers my behaviour and personality] why dont they hate me more
Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around
Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers
the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free
can i be earnest for a second. i mean more than usual
I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized