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[jimingyue]

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🖋️ meowful-musings Follow

which one

wet food (correct answer)

dry food (disgusting)

Voting ended onJan 7, 2024

🕊️ birdwatching Follow

what's wrong with dry food??? my humans feed me it all the time and i think it's fine

💀 elusivehider-deactivated948204

op wheres the natural feeding option

🌲 outdoorsy Follow

you guys are getting fed?

#im a barn cat so maybe im missing something here #meowtthew don't look

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☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

ITS OKAY TO BE A MOGGIE

YOU ARE NOT LESS VALID IF YOU ARE NOT A SPECIFIC PEDIGREE!!!!!

☀️ pawsitive-affurmations Follow

extra special shout out to cats who have "common" coat colors. grey tabbies and black cats i am rubbing against your head affectionately <3

🪤 m0usetrap01 Follow

as a grey tabby i really needed to hear this :"3

#i feel like i never see positivity posts for moggies even tho we're the most common type of cat....

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🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

i cant believe there are cats ACTUALLY advocating for kittens to be separated from their mothers before 12 weeks??? kittens still need to learn how to interact with other cats before being placed into their furever home omg you guys know you're advocating for undersocialized and aggressive cats right

❤️ loving-paws284 Follow

um op some of us??? matured early??????? i was separated from my mother at 7 weeks and i turned out fine... interesting how you assume that kittens being separated from their mothers at a younger age will lead to the degeneracy of the next generation...hmm i wonder where i've heard that before...

🐈 fluffy-the-cat Follow

OP got bit too hard during a play-fight as a kitten and it shows XD

🐟 tunafeesh Follow

also op have you ever considered that just because somecat is kind of scared and unable to deal with strange cats or humans, it doesn't mean they don't deserve to be adopted?? you sound like a vet psyop honestly

🎵 rage-against-the-meowchine Follow

oh meow god saying that kittens should be fully weaned before leaving their mother is NOT veterinarian rhetoric and i never said that they deserve to be euthanized!!! my mother literally died when i was 3 weeks old and it seriously messed up my development so stop putting words in my mouth, thanks

anyway friendly reminder that underweaned kittens are prone to illness and often struggle with basic cat behaviors like litterbox usage, and in some nyavinces it's even considered kitten abuse

#discourse #cant believe "kitten abuse is bad" is controversial now

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🍃 naturalliving Follow

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

猫神 Kill Em All 1989

I am trash cat

410,757,864,530 DEAD BIRDS

#outdoorliving #outdoorcats please interact #outdoorcat friendly

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🎣 salmonpurina Follow

can't believe cats are uncritically reblogging that born to die world is a fuck post. i know it's funny but op is literally an outdoor cat truther

#like cmon now you just have to go to their blog #lulu speaks

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💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

gentle reminder that pushing cups off the table is not cute and can cause a lot of distress in your human!!!! gentle reminder that our teeth and claws can easily hurt them more than they can hurt us!!!!

🐰 evil-tabbystripes Follow

evil reminder that the cup should always be pushed off the table. evil reminder that you should always bite and claw at your human no matter what. you can do whatever you want forever

💀 tabbystripes-deactivated098712

make your own pawst

💀 laser-point-deactivated8574721

umm i know a tomcat who did that and his human ended up putting him down so...

👬🏻 nyasunaruenjoyer Follow

Nyaverage shelter cat behavior

#not nyaruto #re-nyab #pickles shut up

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🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

saw two male cats sleeping together on the porch today. homeow behavior imo

💡 discourse-meows Follow

hey um what the fuck??? it's really not okay of you to go assuming other cat's sexualities, especially cats you don't even know???? as a queer cat i'm VERYY uncomfortable. real-ass cats didn't consent to your nyaoi fetish, thanks

🌈 nyaoi-warrior Follow

1. i was making. a joak

2. i'm literally gay???

#literally what's your pawblem

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🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

reblog if you've ever caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

i know you fuckers are lying

🍭 gaykittens Follow

this tom hasn't caught the laser pointer

🎩 amazingcatshow12 Follow

shut the heull up

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🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

grey toebeans >>>>>>>>> pink toebeans and don't let the haters make you believe otherwise

🐁 ladymouser Follow

op shut the fuck up ALL toebeans are beautiful!!! just bc you're miserable and insecure doesn't mean you can bring others down based on things they can't control

🐾 b-e-a-n-t-o-e-s Follow

oh so the cat-human separationist wants to preach to us

[jimingyue]

Pawt Two :3

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism Follow

my wonderful humans have set up a trail of treats leading to some unknown location :3 surely nothing bad will come out of this

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism

This can't be happening to me

💀catknives-deactivated081409

^ Fallen victim to the carrier trap

🎀sweetiepuppycat Follow

i dont understand why meow'all don't like going to the vet??? personyally i LOVE getting shots and having my nails clipped, plus pleasing my owner makes me soooo happy :3 meow meow woof

🔴nyanarcho-commeownism

what was that last part

👧nyaverage-nyandom-blogger09821 Follow

That last part though X3333333 This is why I'm never leaving Nyanblr!

🟦nyaritage-pawsts Follow

Nyaritage Pawst

#heritagepost #funny #mewme #nyanblrheritagepost #lol #nyawesome #bestofnyanblr #funnyposts #funny post #laugh #silly

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💖pastel-p-aws Follow

i feel like nowadays there's less emotional connection between humans and cats than there used to be....humans are buying nyautomatic cat feeders instead of feeding their kitties personally and spending time on their nyavices instead of petting us n i see so many cats online whose humans buy them robotic toys or cat TVs so they can entertain themselves rather than playing with us when litterally i would be just as happy if they idk shook a meowse on a string for me?? it's just sad to see how as human technology progresses they're spending less and less time with their animal companions and instead choosing to automate our lives... makes me want to scream and bite and claw the curtains our mewtiful kittens deserve better than this

🍗chickentreats Follow

a lot of cats are cosigning this when it's literally renyactionary rhetoric you kitties will reblog anything if it's dressed up in nyagressive rhetoric

#this site is so stupid #hisscourse #nyacklist

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💀hunting-dreams-deactivated102902

i could've totally caught that meowse btw

🐭mouses Follow

🐁threeblindmice Follow

me when i'm coping

🐀themouse Follow

💀hunting-dreams-deactivated102902

🐈‍⬛missussnuggles431 Follow

they killed her

#rip op you'll be sorely missed

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〽️take-me-nyan Follow

Wh

〽️take-me-nyan

Who's there

🪞the-cat-in-the-mirror Follow

ereht s'ohW

〽️take-me-nyan

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💤sleepyittyb1tty Follow

meowtuals i am coughing up a hairball behind the couch with your fur in it <3

#ittybitty.txt #love is stored in the hairball!!

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🎪worlds-greatest-failcat Follow

i don't think having claws is that big of a deal ngl

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

like if mew have humans to feed mew what's the point of having claws mewre not even using them

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

if mew need your claws to catch bird toys that's a skill issue in meow opinyan. can't relate though

🌬️tired-mama-cat Follow

Okay, I was going to scroll past this but no. Just no. Fuck this and fuck you. You're dangerously misinformed and as a declawed cat, I am furious at how you clawed cats like to make light of our suffering with your little 'jokes.' Did you know that declawed cats live in almost constant pain? Did you know that we are at extremely high risk of developing other health problems such as arthritis later on?

Is that what you want for yourself and other cats?

I'm fucking sick of cats like you thinking declawing is some funny joke to mewl about when it has real material consequences for cats around the world. It's a privilege to be able to keep your claws; be glad that you've been lucky enough to have never experienced declawing.

🎪worlds-greatest-failcat

i'm declawed

#what are mew talking nyabout...

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🏠littlest-cat-shop Follow

if plastic is bad. for meow. why so tasty? mlem mlem mlem mlem yum yum yum yum crunch crunch crunch crinkle crinkle crinkle nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom munch munch munch munch rustle rustle rustle rustle

🏠littlest-cat-shop

Pawspital

[jimingyue]

[jimingyue]

genderwise im kinda feeling like a scheming grand advisor

[travestito]

another thing is that when you criticize crossdressers / drag performers wholesale by emphasizing particular styles of dress or makeup associated with them as a "mockery" of womanhood, when your criticism hinges entirely on the framing of beautification practices associated with these labels as excessive, exaggerated, unnatural for an "actual woman", the standard of womanhood being invoked, consciously or not, is, *explicitly*, a white one—because womanhood is defined from the standpoint of whiteness and eurocentrism.

the bar for "passing" as a woman as a brown or black person is much higher, black and brown people are consistently expected to modify their bodies in "unnatural" ways to a much greater degree to emphasize their femininity, whether it's straightening their hair, silicone pads, wearing more makeup, more revealing clothing, undergoing cosmetic surgeries to shift fat around their body, etc

similarly, most of the practices and procedures decried as "mocking" and "misogynistic", as "defiling" womanhood, in so many posts by white transfeminists on this website are the same fucking practices used by women, cis and trans, who are not white, trying to make their womanhood more legible in societies that associate femininity with whiteness

when you decry the prevalence of "obviously fake tits and thighs and garish makeup" in drag, often paired with the assertion that the intent is simply to ridicule womanhood and no one could genuinely derive gendered actualization from it, it echoes much of the criticism levied at travestis and the prevalence of silicone injections among predominantly black transfeminine people in Brazil, who wished to emphasize a particular standard of beauty that may not be considered "natural" to white cis women in America.

this, the travesti's beautification practices being contrasted negatively with the emerging field of transsexuality, the push by medical institutions to make existing embodiments of what we now call transfemininity conform to the transsexual patient's more "natural" and "dignified" womanhood, which more closely resembles the eurocentric beauty standards set by American sexologists and captured by the Brazilian clinic, is intrinsically tied to the travesti's greater marginalization from cis society

think about what cultural expectations you're upholding by framing femininity and effeminacy and its associated practices as needing to defer to the sanctity of "actual" womanhood, whose womanhood is that, what groups of people this statement protects—does this logic actually become meaningfully progressive when you append "trans" to it?

[glintblade]

going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk

[jimingyue]

"if youre not japanese dont use yume(ship)" help lmfao

[jimingyue]

they should make a lifesim game thats actually good

[jimingyue]

old animes used to all have that one chinese character

[akihatohnoofficial]

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

[fluxion-fluent]

[the-acid-pear]

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

[the-acid-pear]

[jimingyue]

whenever i get sick of being disappointed by contemporary media i go back to reading classics

[jimingyue]

reading rebecca. yay classics

[jimingyue]

i would watch 200 episodes of ran and meow monster of the week bullshit. however we only have 13. such is the plight of liking anything thats interesting and has a female lead

[girlcodedhamlet]

it's very frustrating seeing otherwise well-structured posts about media literacy and critical thinking bookended with statements about "nowadays", "nobody has literacy anymore", "this generation is so anti-intellectual", and the like, unquestioningly falling into better past fallacies.

Do we really think the 80s and its Satanic Panic were better at critical thinking? what about the 40s? the Victorian era? societies have always had problems with critical thinking and literacy, because most societies have dealt with propaganda, corrupt leadership, difficulty providing education (due to poverty or discrimination or other issues), and/or people who resist critical thinking (due to privilege or circumstance or what have you). we can criticize media trends without pulling a "well back in the GOOD OLD DAYS" about it.

[jimingyue]

life is so hard for people who do not give a shit about male pregnancy or men lactating jokes or whatever

[jimingyue]

watching kazemakase tsukikage ran. ran is SOOOOOO handsome and so weird i need her badly

[factbot]

A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a lime to his head. Instead of killing him, the tangerine eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.