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Hopper: You’re very mature for your age.

Will: Thanks, it’s the trauma.

See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.

The year is 2012. It’s Christmas. It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past. We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree. It’s all very Norman Rockwell.

We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.

“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope. Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.

The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890. They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.

They are nudes.

They are NOT tasteful nudes.

Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.

GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED. Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.

So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

loudlylaughinglady

loved this story

mjalti

me: what if every single headache we have is just an advanced supernatural being trying to telepathically communicate with us but our minds can’t handle the frequency they’re on so they short circuit

me to me: will… will you just take the damn advil ..

mjalti

me: what if every single headache we have is just an advanced supernatural being trying to telepathically communicate with us but our minds can’t handle the frequency they’re on so they short circuit

me to me: will… will you just take the damn advil ..

megmyagabby-blog

Shut up Richie #17346

“Imagine a giraffe having a sore throat, that’s a lot of sore.”

“Shut up, Richie.”

megmyagabby-blog

Shut up Richie #17346

“Imagine a giraffe having a sore throat, that’s a lot of sore.”

“Shut up, Richie.”

megmyagabby-blog

AU Reddie Meeting at a Football Game

Richie was super nervous for the game this Friday. It was the most important game of the season and it was all resting on Richie’s shoulders. Richie didn’t even like football; the only reason he did it was because his dad thought he was acting girly and wanted him to man up. All Richie ever wanted was to make his dad proud so he did it. Before the game all Richie could think about was his plays and what he could do to ensure they would win and not screw everything up. It isn’t like Richie ever paid attention in class but today it was especially hard to focus on anything else.

*time skip to game*

It was five minutes before the game and Richie was freaking out. Finally the time came and they ran out to the field. Richie was so focused time flied, it felt as if as soon as the game started it immediately cut to half time. The boys were walking back to the locker room to wait for the third quarter to start. Richie couldn’t stand any of his teammates so he went to the stadium bathrooms to wait until he had to go back for the third quarter. On his way to the bathroom he saw a boy that caught his eye. This boy didn’t go to his school but he knew of him. All the asshole jocks always made fun of him and called him a fag and other horrible names and Richie couldn’t stand it. The only reason those boys made those jokes was because they were all desperate for acceptance. The boy was walking to the concession stands all alone. Richie took note of his dark wavy hair and Richie smiled at the boys bright red short shorts in admiration of his undeniable confidence. Richie then turned away irritated knowing he could never be as good as someone like that boy. His name is Eddie Kaspbrak and ever since he came out last year no one could stop talking about it because apparently it was “weird.” Richie didn’t think he was weird at all. Even though he had never spoken to him before he knew Eddie was just tired of the rumors. His heart was in the right place when he came out but in their towns nobody that was gay was going to ever live it down especially if they confirmed it. Richie for years had wanted to come out but couldn’t bring himself to for his father’s sake. If anyone found out that a Tozier boy was a homo Richie’s entire family would disown him and he knew it. Richie still had some time to kill so he decided to follow Eddie to the concession stand and stood behind him in line. Once he got up that close he realized how cute the boy truly was and blushed hoping no one would notice. Richie desperately wanted to introduce himself but couldn’t find the words to do it. He stood there for minutes trying to think of something to say. Richie finally snapped out of his trance and realized he needed to get back to his team because halftime was over. The last two quarters zipped by and Richie’s team won. After the game Richie was showered with praise but all he could think about was Eddie. He tried to find the boy in the crowd and finally saw him walking out of the gates. Richie ran over to the boy and walked behind him for a while thinking about what to say but was blanking. Finally Eddie turned around and glared at Richie, “Look I get it I’m gay and that might be hard for you to accept but it won’t change, so if you are planning on beating the shit out of me then get it over with already and spare me the dread.” Eddie snapped. Richie was shocked and didn’t know what to do. He stood there looking dumb as hell for a few seconds until Eddie just turned around scoffing “whatever” and walked away. Richie finally realized what just happened and ran up beside Eddie, turned him to face him, grabbed his face, and leaned in. Eddie immediately tried to pull back and murmured “what the fuck” but then leaned back in. They kissed for a good minute before Eddie finally pulled away and said “Who the hell are you?” Richie replied with “I can’t believe that just happened.” and looked away but looked back and said “Oh god I’m so sorry uh, I’m uh, Richie, uh, Richie Tozier.. I, uh, I meant to um, say something but uh I c-couldn’t think of anything and I just uhm..” he trailed off into unintelligible mumbles until Eddie cut him off,

“But why did you do that?”

“I’m not to sure, you are just so cute and I couldn’t find the right thing to say and I’m uh-”

“Well either way it was great.”

“Really?!”

“Amazing actually.”

“Well um if you wanna hangout sometime we could go do something and actually talk” Richie says with a slight laugh in his voice.

“Yeah definitely, I would really love that.” Eddie replied with enthusiasm.

“Great!” Richie replied all giddy..

And the rest was history.

saiki-gay

nothing better than just guys kissin’ dudes

riverdale-incorrect-quotes-deac

Betty: Why aren’t there friend pick up lines? Like pick up lines to make friends? Veronica: Hey that’s a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? Veronica: On nobody else because you’re a beautiful individual. Cheryl: Be my friend or I’ll set your entire family on fire.

chrismanawa

CHARACTER AESTHETICS │ KEVIN KELLER (RIVERDALE)

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others: core four , veronica lodge , betty cooper, jughead jones , archie andrews , josie mccoy , cheryl blossom , reggie mantle , jason blossom

Fake Fan

Me: Hey, I heard you liked twenty one pilots?

Person: Yeah.

Me: Cool What's your favorite song?

Person: Stressed out.

Me thinking : Oh really, did you hear it one the radio one day and decide to announce to half of your social media accounts that they are your new favorite band? Huh? Did you know that they have been a band since 2009? Or how about the names of the band memebers? Huh? What about their multiple other albums? I'm sure you've heard more than just that song, what others do you like? I can't belive out of nearly a hundered other songs that you would pick that one as your favorite so please explain yourself.

Me: huh. Cool.