[saiki-gay]

Finally a proper about

Hi my name is Klaus/Train and if you don't like me you're Klausphobic

White American

18

Native in English, b1 in Spanish.

I'm gay and straight, aro, don't call me q***r.

Im physically and mentally ill. acoa.

Facial deformity

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Currently in training to be a nursing Assistant :)

I lurk in the discourse tags alot, if i randomly reply to your post thats why

PLS DON'T FOLLOW IF

Anti-religion/islamophobic

Racist/antiSemitic

LGBT-phobic (includes TERFS and other transmisogynists)

Are a self proclaimed "aphobe" (idc if you're an exclusionist but if you call yourself an aphobe I'm uncomfortable)

Post about prison abolition a lot.

All of these are auto-blovks except the aphobe thing

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Things I like

Normal:

Pokemon

Elder Scrolls, Fallout and Dragon Age

The occasional anime (Beastars, ohshc, etc)

The Hunger Games

Medical dramas

Crochet

Moomins

Black Cat manga by Kentaro Yabuki (I'm the only fan.)

Special Interests:

Zelda! Especially Ocarina of Time

!!Religion!!

Reptiles

Middle east culture/history

A few countries

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And if I follow you... Please Tag drugs. Weed doesn't count.

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Opinions:

Tucute,

anti-gross ships

q*eer isn't 100% reclaimed

Anti pr1son ab0lition. Like I'm listing this bc this isn't gonna change anytime soon. murderers deserve to rot in prison then hell.

[saiki-gay]

@imtrying-ok btw

[saiki-gay]

I'm so glad I'm not on kin tumblr anymore I couldn't handle all the stranger things discourse

[smallidarity-archive]

BOOM new ship bingo because the other ones i’ve seen don’t cater enough to me specifically

[doctorwhoisadhd]

made a character opinion bingo

[nyctosaurid]

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

[nyctosaurid]

hey i’m loosing my  mind over this lad

[mallgothed]

you guys are the real heroes

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[catgirl-kaiju]

Italian-American mobster named Tony who is magically transformed into a cute little anime girl and changes her name from Antonio to Antoinette, but still has people call her Tony and remains in the mob.

[catgirl-kaiju]

[catgirl-kaiju]

No, she has a high pitched anime girl voice now, but she keeps the accent and speaking mannerisms

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tilthat]

TIL, the unconfirmed record for fastest moving manmade object is a manhole cover propelled by a nuclear detonation. A high-speed camera trained on the lid caught only one frame of it moving upward before it vanished—which means it was moving about 125,000 miles per hour

via reddit.com

[kaleighbytheway]

I’m reblogging myself because I read the source. The lead scientist involved theorized that it was going fast enough that A) it would not have burnt up in our atmosphere, and B) it would not have been caught in Earth’s orbit. Essentially meaning, the first man made object launched into space was a manhole cover that’s still traveling the cosmic abyss.

[patronsaintofprincesses]

YEET

[trickstertime]

Earth escape velocity is just under 7,000 miles per hour. This was traveling almost 18 times that speed. That thing is definitely out in space. And not just in orbit about earth either, it’s fuckin *gone* gone!

[trickstertime]

Wait I did more research!!! From the earth’s surface the escape velocity from the entire fuckin solar system is under 30,000 miles per hour. Bout one quater of the speed that thing was going. I can’t believe the first, and fastest, interstellar message we sent was the equivalent of squeezing the lid off a pringles tube at your friend.

[ripleyandweeds]

[randomdeinonychus]

Now I want an alien invasion flick about aliens coming to Earth furious that this thing destroyed one of their best spaceships or killed a prominent politician.

[dovewithscales]

Dead Like Me reboot that takes place on another planet with a protagonist killed by a manhole cover falling from space.

[fredbydawn]

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

[fredbydawn]

I hope this clears things up

[arcsin27]

What the fresh fuck

[amazoogle]

[triviallytrue]

happy that we're raising awareness but you can't make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

[tallest-tulip-poplar]

[thoodleoo]

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

[thoodleoo]

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

[cheddar-baby]

[titkoks]

this is my new favorite thing ever

[thatgingerloser]

the creature