yikes

really bad at math

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[freohrweohnatakausta]

This might be…interesting. though, you gotta admit, the card looks kinda cool.

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

[urlreplacement5-deactivated2018]

1 reblog = 1 kiss for 1 good boy

[netherstray]

ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY

[unclefather]

The lady in front of me at chipotle asked for baked beans

[unclefather]

they asked “do you want black or pinto” and she said baked beans

[jnxi-reeeee-deactivated20180515]

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

[lyjerria]

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

[epic-humor]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

Your social justice should be founded on love for others, not on a desire to be the most visibly enlightened.

[yimmypee]

my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When it’s five minutes to close and customers are still there:

[oreomcfurries-deactivated201805]

if youre ever having a bad day please remember party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time and we gon make u lose your mind we just wanna see u shake that

[bronzyglow]

all i’m interested in lately is love, laughter, my personal health, growth, and becoming an all around radiant soul.

[little-iron-dragon]

If you told my 10 year old self that Troy Bolton and Wolverine would sing a duet in the near future I would’ve never believed you

[swevani-deactivated20170107]

im not a christian but at this point i want jesus christ himself to descend from the afterlife to take the microphone out of trump’s hands and say “are yall fuckin serious”

[the-irish-mayhem]

Imagine how much Trump would hate that, having a Middle Eastern man interrupt him.

[elisamaza]

a middle eastern jewish man

[lainathewitch]

A middle eastern jewish man born in Palestine who gave away free healthcare and chased capitalists with a whip.

[wilwheaton]

[lady-feral]

Get fukkin’ rekt, Katie.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened