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we're not kids anymore.

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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do you remember why you followed prev
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you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.
dream blunt rotation
Really good bit from the new defunctland video
At that moment, the wall behind him would come down, and-
Oh my god.
😦It's HUGE! 😦It's SO BIG! 😟Why would they think this wasn't big enough❓ This could kill someone. Mezzatesta even said,
"This could kill someone."
-Mezzatesta
It's 13 feet tall❗
It's 18 feet long❗
It's Eleven Thousand Pounds❗
☝️For our metric based audience, that is equal to:
Something that is huge, and enough to kill someone.
anyway on the subject of viruses
@clickonmedotexe this rushed ass version of rex im beginning to hate more and more every second i look at it
but also he's hot.
I STILL HAVE THE ORIGINAL SKETCH FOR THIS ?
resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that
don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
warm welcome back
My enemies will warp the facts at every turn to construct a narrative that suits them.
as much as i adore corvids if i was a bird i’d be a mourning dove easy
check this out
hrooo. hrooo. hrooo.
it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab
it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop
it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus
🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸
You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.
How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.
Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with
for sure the balls
Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.
It said balls
tshirt that says “problematic victim" + broken nose + unnervingly clear-eyed stare
1. should we throw a party should we invite bella hadid
2. you people can’t do anything
3. name one hobby you have outside of media consumption
4. I think you guys might be thinking about yourselves too much
5. hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, ladykins... we could use the wood!
6. name one toxin/hormone and its function
STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.
my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half
I've read a few recently published books, and there's this recurring pattern where if anyone does anything bad and interesting, they have to later talk about it in a way that makes it clear that it was a misunderstanding/ justified/ not their fault, so they're still a good person. and if they have a disagreement with another character, they have to therapy talk it out, regardless of their background. it doesn't matter if this is a street urchin with three teeth who just stabbed and kidnapped someone, you will get eloquent sterile therapy speak that will smooth out any possible emotional tension. and everyone asks for permission before they kiss, and waits for a clear enthusiastic yes. again, doesn't matter the character's background or situation, they will ask "can I please kiss you," because if they didn't, that could get all yucky and uncertain, couldn't it? and if a character is from a rich family, they will hate being in a rich family, and hate wealth signifiers, and actually be all for class equality. and everyone is casually queer, without thought being put into how that would mesh with the society that is being described. like yes, this is violent class-based system obsessed with inheritance, but no, it's not actually a problem that the child they've coldly groomed to take on the family mantle is unwilling to beget an heir because of gay. the parents might be terrible, cruel and fascistic, but they're not homophobic! I don't know, it just seems like EVERYTHING that could actually be messy gets sanded and sanded until it's smooth as a shark, but the Fun Violence is allowed to stay, because bloodshed doesn't actually bother anyone or have any consequence apart from your rogue character shrugging and going oops, was that me? the rogue is still a good person though. if you think they're not, just wait for the two solid pages of introspection. and yes they started the book by slitting two throats, but that was fine. they will ask permission before hugging you.