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if the earth is soooo beautfiul and humanity is soo good then why do my eggs smell like root beer in the morning

A beautiful woman named World Market Holiday Deals won’t stop texting me about her 20% off store wife coupons

Youre either a pancake or youre not!!!!!!

If there is a little red number notification on my screen that I can’t immediately make go away I actually have a mental breakdown and start being filled with a wild desperation and insanity

when I become president im going to put every single rock thats ever existed RIGHT back exactly where it was before

that’s actually a really cool product haha! Unfortunately you advertised it to me on a site that didn’t used to have ads so now I’ve sworn no one in my bloodline will ever purchase from you

if it weren’t for this damn jacket being so small and tiny and I can’t get it off right now you would be able to see how huge my muscles are. They are getting squeeze tiny by the jacket