trees will come back to live here

[cookiedoves]

lord of the wings ✨

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[turnupthestrobe]

[thelibrarybat]

[freezeframe]

You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.

[unfreezeframe]

[turing-tested]

does anyone want to play kudzu vines with me

[endcant]

sure! i’ll be a native tree standing in a biodiverse field

[turing-tested]

*places my rhizomes on you*

[girl-made-of-petals]

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[batsandboba]

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

[heartattackinblackdye]

mom just said “[place] would be a good place for a honeymoon. or a platonic relationship celebration if that’s more your thing” and i think ive trained her well

[errorschacha]

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ketheric thorm urinary tract infection gif

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[uss-emberprise]

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[foxglovedforest]

[theriu]

"I don't care if he's hot, you need to FLEE"

[dogpuppy]