trees will come back to live here

[cookiedoves]

lord of the wings ✨

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[meanbuddhist]

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[fairycosmos]

and you know what its not even that deep. its deeper. its subterranean

[starfleetbisexual]

this was your father’s lightsaber. actually, one of his many lightsabers because he kept dropping or destroying them. but this is the one i took from him when he was burning to death on a lava bank. don’t kill any younglings with it.

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

[workinghardforthemoney]

kermit the frog in 'the muppets take manhattan' (1984)

[beardedmrbean]

This might actually be scarier that what happened in the movie

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[awesomebutunpractical]

I would like to wish people who will bad mouth someone openly in a language they presume they won't understand a very unexpected bilingual encounter.

[beardedmrbean]

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn