trees will come back to live here

[cookiedoves]

lord of the wings ✨

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[awesomebutunpractical]

I would like to wish people who will bad mouth someone openly in a language they presume they won't understand a very unexpected bilingual encounter.

[beardedmrbean]

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[aazizam]

do 10 sets of yearning for me

[jerseyclown]

i feel like this

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[tsaescii]

how it feels spending money on something i wanted

[turnupthestrobe]

[thelibrarybat]

[freezeframe]

You may be wondering how I got into this situation. That's good. Keep wondering. If you pay close attention to the rest of this movie and employ your critical thinking skills, you may find that the answer unfolds as it goes along. Sometimes it's good not to know yet, and to wonder. Sometimes that's the entire point.

[unfreezeframe]

[turing-tested]

does anyone want to play kudzu vines with me

[endcant]

sure! i’ll be a native tree standing in a biodiverse field

[turing-tested]

*places my rhizomes on you*

[girl-made-of-petals]

rip your pads loudly and fix your bras in public to assert dominance ladies

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck