The Officer

[silly rp account]

[the-frontman-132]

God. I miss gihun.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Dear lord you’re gay as fuck

[frontman-right-hand-man]

I have something to tell you. It's very important.

Yes? What is it.

[hwang-chae-so]

Fuck you

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Fuck you too- wait what vendetta do you have against me again? I lose track with all the people that despise me.

[hwang-chae-so]

I don't know. I just needed to say that to someone and I wasn't saying it to appa, the other players, or any of the guards.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Hey, I get that. However, if you really want to get satisfaction from saying that to someone, you’ve got to at least hate the person a smidge. Find some hate-able qualities in me, and try again with some bite to it.

[hwang-chae-so]

I mean I hate anyone and everyone because society is shit so like....

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Well then let all that hate out productively. Go do something to piss people off or something

[hwang-chae-so]

But telling you fuck you is way more fun

[frontman-right-hand-man]

But does it get you anywhere

[frontman-right-hand-man]

I have something to tell you. It's very important.

Yes? What is it.

[hwang-chae-so]

Fuck you

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Fuck you too- wait what vendetta do you have against me again? I lose track with all the people that despise me.

[hwang-chae-so]

I don't know. I just needed to say that to someone and I wasn't saying it to appa, the other players, or any of the guards.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Hey, I get that. However, if you really want to get satisfaction from saying that to someone, you’ve got to at least hate the person a smidge. Find some hate-able qualities in me, and try again with some bite to it.

[hwang-chae-so]

I mean I hate anyone and everyone because society is shit so like....

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Well then let all that hate out productively. Go do something to piss people off or something

[frontman-right-hand-man]

hey since it's the festive season are you gonna become the festman

You know it

[the-frontman-132]

Asshole.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Sigh.. I smell jealousy. Jealous that I’m so festive and jolly

[the-frontman-132]

So what if I am? Can I please have my job back?

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Hmmm… no. But I do have another gift for you.

[the-frontman-132]

What's the gift...

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Me

[the-frontman-132]

OH FUCK NO. ID RATHER DIE.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

AND HERE I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

[the-frontman-132]

WELL I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU UNDER MY TREE THIS CHRISTMAS.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

I’d rather be under you (rizz (desperate (please)))

[frontman-right-hand-man]

hey since it's the festive season are you gonna become the festman

You know it

[the-frontman-132]

Asshole.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Sigh.. I smell jealousy. Jealous that I’m so festive and jolly

[the-frontman-132]

So what if I am? Can I please have my job back?

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Hmmm… no. But I do have another gift for you.

[the-frontman-132]

What's the gift...

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Me

[the-frontman-132]

OH FUCK NO. ID RATHER DIE.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

AND HERE I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

[frontman-right-hand-man]

hey since it's the festive season are you gonna become the festman

You know it

[the-frontman-132]

Asshole.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Sigh.. I smell jealousy. Jealous that I’m so festive and jolly

[the-frontman-132]

So what if I am? Can I please have my job back?

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Hmmm… no. But I do have another gift for you.

[the-frontman-132]

What's the gift...

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Me

[frontman-right-hand-man]

hey since it's the festive season are you gonna become the festman

You know it

[the-frontman-132]

Asshole.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Sigh.. I smell jealousy. Jealous that I’m so festive and jolly

[the-frontman-132]

So what if I am? Can I please have my job back?

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Hmmm… no. But I do have another gift for you.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

hey since it's the festive season are you gonna become the festman

You know it

[the-frontman-132]

Asshole.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Sigh.. I smell jealousy. Jealous that I’m so festive and jolly

[frontman-right-hand-man]

hey since it's the festive season are you gonna become the festman

You know it

[frontman-right-hand-man]

I have something to tell you. It's very important.

Yes? What is it.

[hwang-chae-so]

Fuck you

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Fuck you too- wait what vendetta do you have against me again? I lose track with all the people that despise me.

[hwang-chae-so]

I don't know. I just needed to say that to someone and I wasn't saying it to appa, the other players, or any of the guards.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Hey, I get that. However, if you really want to get satisfaction from saying that to someone, you’ve got to at least hate the person a smidge. Find some hate-able qualities in me, and try again with some bite to it.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

I have something to tell you. It's very important.

Yes? What is it.

[hwang-chae-so]

Fuck you

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Fuck you too- wait what vendetta do you have against me again? I lose track with all the people that despise me.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

I have something to tell you. It's very important.

Yes? What is it.

[the-frontman-132]

So... min-sang decided to mix in some games from 2021... not bad.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

You can’t handle my genius… sigh…

[importantcatpics]

[the-frontman-132]

At least everyone I tolerate are alive...

[frontman-right-hand-man]

Tick tock bitch

[circle-guard109]

Honestly, @the-frontman-132 , @frontman-right-hand-man , and @i-played-these-games-before need to just form a polycule.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

How much am I being paid

[circle-guard109]

Why would you get paid?

[frontman-right-hand-man]

I’m not forming a fucking polycule them if money isn’t involved.

[circle-guard109]

Honestly, @the-frontman-132 , @frontman-right-hand-man , and @i-played-these-games-before need to just form a polycule.

[frontman-right-hand-man]

How much am I being paid