MOOTMOOSE

girl who is twenty nine queer games and roleplays!

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

a serious cutscene: is happening

npc in the background: spinning on the x axis at 87 mph

[trilllizard666]

IN TODAY’S EPISODE OF

“BETHESDA OR BIOWARE”

[gyamburu]

the rubber chicken vacuum cleaner

[mrwilliewonka]

“But comedy has to be edgy and offensive or else it’s terrible!”

[poly-hebdo]

Stuff I learnt going 1-2 times a week to the gym for 10months

I always hated sports growing up, was always the worst kid in gym class, but thanks to a 2x combo of backpain and anxiety last year, doctor gently advised me to move my ass. Which I did. 

You can gain without pain. As a matter of fact, you should.

I have less cravings of unhealthy foods the days I hit the gym, since the runner high replaces the sugar rush (don’t worry i still eat like shit the other days)

There is not a single day where I regretted going to the gym. Sure there are days where you’re not performing well, and it hurts, and it’s cold. But even on the bad days I never once told myself “man i sure should have stayed home and feel sorry for myself - that would have helped”

If you don’t enjoy an exercise, you should either stop doing it or find another way to do it. Everything can and should be fun.

Six-packs are not a longterm goal - your general wellbeing is. (sixpacks is a nice bonus tho gotta admit)

Gyms can be shitty, you need to try several of them and pick one that suits you.

Mens sana in corpore sano, like, for real yo.

If you don’t know how to run, just walk faster.

Diligence is more important than strength. 

Thats personal of course - but hit me up if you’re thinking of picking up exercising and don’t know how/where to start because you never sported before, I’d happily discuss slow-paced fitness with y’all!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

[dama3-deactivated20210619]

old school hate mail

[jakovu]

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

[thesparkofrevolution]

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

[skeletonrex-deactivated20151101]

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

[thesparkofrevolution]

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

[prokopetz]

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.

The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

[ source ]

[comparativelysuperlative]

Okay, but imagine from the other guy’s point of view. You send angry letters about how Ea-nasir shipped you half a ton of subpar copper, and then 3800 years later—

[peter-pantomime]

History: you are without a doubt the worst business man ive ever heard of

Ea-nasir:

[miridai]

[the-nightwing-rises]

@mistahmuffins

[oricalcon]

How about I never fuckin’ do that, Discord.

[naxxeris-deactivated20200812]

uhhhh have you ever seen a woman so beautiful 

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Starfish walking on land 😱🌠

[setheverman]

stranger things season 3 looking wild

[artbytesslyn]

Hmmm these skin experiments look good together 🕷👣 Just a couple Spiderbytes from Patreon

Join Patreon | Talon Comic | KoFi

[whitefataliss]

When your team doesn’t protect you as lucio

[higheramerica]

THUG LIFE!

[rnarccus]

Still haven’t picked up Overwatch yet, but I already love Gabriel <3 

[disabledgremlin]

Screams THIS IS FAN ART??? THE FUCK??? THIS IS TOO DAMN FUCKING REALISM

i got tricked by it and thought it was cosplay.

[wickedalbion]

Patreon comic page perk

[sirenymph-deactivated20180131]

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

Turns out the knife was cursed

“I pick up the knife” is now a mini-meme among my party and obviously it just means “I did something impulsive and now it’s going to take two sessions to solve.” 

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

“I pick up the knife” saga continues because listen we can sit around failing investigation checks all day or we could play d&d

[freshwaterbear-deactivated20210]

They’re learning

[pickart-master-deactivated20180]

Haven’t posted commission pieces for a while. Here’s one of them. I’ve drawn it for lovely Bastet. It was a pleasure working with you. Thank you very much:З