tlc trash

total book nerd tlc and basically every other fandom fangirl:)

[channary]

space buns!! 💫

please do not repost!

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

[the-marvelous-spidey]

Thor, throwing Mjolnir: YEET!

Tony: Excuse me?

Thor: You see, young Peter told me that-

Tony: WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?

[pavelchekovswig]

Peter Parker: The Meme Bandit

[marvelfandom]

[hamotzi]

a bunch of spiderman drawings for my dad for father’s day! happy father’s day!! 🕷❤️

[fall-out-book-nerd]

When a plot twist is so cleverly done that you just close your book and stare at the wall for a while.

[renegadesvsanarchists-blog]

“Heroism wasn’t about what you could do, it was about what you did.”

Adrian Everhart

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

[kyrael]

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”  A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”  “…Technically, yes.”

[mrsmarymorstan]

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here. 

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them. 

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it. 

[aphoenixinwriting-deactivated20]

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

[avocadamnit-deactivated20161008]

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

[whenflowersfade]

My favorite version of this headcanon is that there is one Ravenclaw who went all seven years by answering the riddles with some variation of “not a potato” and was only ever wrong once.

[borzooy]

I don’t feel so gucci mr.stark

[solsticestudy]

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[angryladies]

I went for a walk to go find/catch pokémon but the Pokémon Go servers were down!!!! So I just went for a walk in the sunshine on a summer day like some kind of idiot!!!!!! I feel bamboozled and tricked I did not leave my apartment for this 

[aavengingbucky]

basically everyone in the marvel fandom rn

[frostedluminance-blog]

cress from the tlc coloring book, beautifully drawn by @kat-adara <3

[princesandpirates]

people are like “uuuhhhh renegades was good but the plot was soooo slowwwww” and i just ??? u didn’t read it fast enough then

[puckconnolly]

Renegades Mini-Meme : 5 Heroes

“I’m Adrian,” he said, holding out a hand. A Renegade. Holding out a hand—to her. “Welcome to the Renegades.”

[roryglimore]

books read in 2018: renegades, by marissa meyer.

one cannot be brave who has no fear.