Frostii's Hellhole

(she/her) hi i exist i think

[frostiikin]

The Roaring Knight appeared.

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[impamy]

i am quite fond of this thoughtform. PLAY CORRU.OBSERVER IF YOU HAVEN'T!!

[ikurko]

[lychion]

I dont know how to draw her

[lychion]

Hardest character to draw award goes to the Council

[das-a-kirby-blog]

my king PLEASE go back to bed, we dont need anymore robots

[nakakabaliw]

placing bets

[transfaguette]

i am a binary trans man and the reason for that is. thats cuz its what i am? ive never related to the progressive reframing of the gender binary thats like, “being a man is actually about being helpful/being a fun uncle/ getting the spider out of the bathroom/etc” i dunno man maybe for you! im just me!!! im kinda a lazy cowardly piece of shit and that also has nothing to do with my gender, because I would be (and was) the same me if I was a girl or nonbinary and to insinuate otherwise is just strange to me. and not progressive at all I think.

[hemipenal-system]

dragons tend to form civilizations that last a really long time because dragons are very hard to kill except by other dragons. a short-lived dragon country can last anywhere from 150-300 years on average, and some of the longest-lived ones have been around for thousands of years and are still thriving

because of this, dragon laws are stupidly complicated

[hemipenal-system]

human managing to fend off the conquering dragon with a bunch of stupid legal technicalities that would bind her siege campaign up for fifty years to resolve

[hemipenal-system]

dragon: YOUR LAND IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF EMPRESS VOLHUNN. LEAVE OR YOU WILL BE BURNED OUT

human: well actually you can’t burn anything because you’ve already declared intent to colonize the land so for Dragon Code purposes it counts as yours already, since the Codex Serpentiae has a land ownership rule written in 1219 that’s never been formally overturned that states humans can’t own land and a dragon may claim any uncontested land at will

human: now since you own the land, dominius a priori states that you have gained ownership of anything on it, but also, critically, any contracts related to the land, and the High Court decided in Shibata v. Screamclaw (2009) that homeowners insurance does count as a contract

human: which means that if you burn anything here with intent but without reasonable cause you can be tried for insurance fraud

human: to say nothing of the numerous environmental damage and animal endangerment charges that any decent lawyer could get you 10 years in prison and up to $32,000 in fines for

dragon: WHAT

dragon: WHAT THE FUCK

dragon: THERE’S NO WAY THAT’S RIGHT

dragon: IS THERE A SCRIBE SOMEWHERE WHO CAN CHECK ANY OF THAT

scribe dragon: yeah thats actually pretty much all correct. sorry, Empress

dragon: HOW THE HELL IS BURNING THEIR HOUSE DOWN ANIMAL ENDANGERMENT

human: well funny thing actually! Offshores and Embassies, written in 1682 and also not formally struck down by the High Court, says that i can legally declare my property as an embassy and as such am subject to the laws of my governing country, so i went ahead and declared fealty to the Ancient Kharannian Empire, which never technically was marked as nonexistent after its collapse and under whose agriculture laws from the 200s i’m actually considered livestock and not a sapient creature

human: times were sure different then huh

dragon: ZERO FUCKING CHANCE-

dragon scribe: *shrugs* sorry

dragon: OH FUCK YOU

[hemipenal-system]

zionists interacting with THIS post is insane

[mimikabii]

seeing that ability gave me a visceral reaction

[glazedcroissant]

big fan of everything they did with him in the new air riders

[ouramateur]

Uh old little meme from when this format was plopular

[veveisveryuncool]

their life is OVER.

[hugdog]

switched sans theory

[frostiikin]

really well made website, guys

[marinella-ela]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He fucking CLIMBED HIM

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#yeah you shouldn't mess with wild animals even if they seem to be small and harmless#i just hope that the lizard was okay after this#video#australia

He shouldn't grab it like that but given that the frillneck had literally climbed on top of him I'm not sure he had a whole lot of good options.

[fallenstarworkshop]

What was his goal? Did he think he was going to eat the Giant Biped?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Might have wanted to bite his face perhaps, but it seems counterproductive when the guy was already running away

[hollowedskin]

Frillies love being up high and feel safe there. They also love biting and general agression. The third and most important aspect of their nature is that they're very very very dumb.

These three things combine into a situation where the frillie goes "hey fuck off mate, hey fuck off! Hey I wanna be tall so I'm not scared why is my tree running away. Come back tree! But the guy can Fuck off! gotta climb the tree! WHOA THERES A GUY IN MY TREE??? FUCK OFF!!!"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's so cute I love him

[bogleech]

Oh is that why every time I've seen them personified in an Australian cartoon theyre ditzy or insane