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Shark Week Cupcakes

Since you have access to the internet and oh idk, live on this planet, I'm going to safely assume you're aware that the greatest week of the calendar year is upon us. It is FIN-ally Shark Week. (nope, not even sorry about that)

Which means most people have spent their evenings this week smoking weed and vaguely staring at sharks learning about everyone's favorite terror of the deep on the Discovery Channel.

Which makes perfect sense, because sharks are both kind & majestic creatures.

Just kidding. Sharks are fucking terrifying.

But wait... what's that you say? You're not really into Shark Week?

You're only watching because nothing else interests you after Game of Thrones ended?

Well you know what, maybe Shark Week is just not that into YOU.

No matter. Regardless of your stance towards Jaws & Co., it's time to celebrate the end of this magical week by baking some delicious Shark Week cupcakes. To accompany the inevitable Shark Week drinking game.

So come along, to the kitchen we go!

Ingredients:

Cake Mix

White Whipped Frosting

Measuring Cups

Cupcake Tin (large)

Cupcake Tin (mini)

A spoon or mixer

Eggs

Rolling Pin

Baking cups

Sugar Sheets (available at baking/craft stores)

Color Mist Food Coloring (available at baking/craft stores)

White Fondant (available at baking/craft stores)

Red & Blue Icing

Letter stencils (optional)

There are (3) main components to the Shark Week Cupcakes.

- The Shark Fin Cupcakes

- The Life Preserver Cupcakes

- The lettered "Shark Week" Mini Cupcakes

Part 1: The Shark Fins

1. Ice the cupcakes with the white whipped frosting & spray with food coloring.

2. Cut "shark fins" out of the sugar paper, like so.

Then place them upright in the frosting. (hint, you can use a toothpick to support the back of the fin if need be)

3. Once this is settled, you're ready to create an ocean-like effect.

Part 2: Life Preservers

1. Roll the white fondant into a cylinder and join the two ends together to form a donut shape.

2. Carefully place the white donut onto a frosted cupcake & then use red icing to create the red line detailing.

Part 3: Lettered "Shark Week" Mini Cupcakes

1. Bake at least 9 mini cupcakes.

2. Use the rolling pin to make a flattened sheet of fondant.

2. Then use letter stencils to cut out the words.

*ALTERNATE OPTION: You can just use frosting to write the letters if you so choose. It’s not as neat of an aesthetic, but it will work if you don’t have stencils.

3. Place letters on your frosted mini cupcakes aaand you're all set!

Hopefully you have a shark-sized sweet tooth to enjoy these with! And don't despair when Shark Week ends. Just remember this sage advice.

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Baking Bad: I am the one who frosts.

cupcakes: n. confections invented in the Fall of 2013 in an attempt to cure the emotional trauma induced by AMC's final season of Breaking Bad.

cross reference: fetal position, xanax, all of the wine

At least I'm pretty sure that's the definition. 

But in any case, if you along with the entirety of the internet needed 3 cigarettes and a Xanax after last Sunday's Breaking Bad, we can be sure that Vince Gilligan has even more in store for the series finale. We're all definitely going to need something to help us get through the Breaking Bad PTSD.

And the answer to our problems is meth.

Cupcakes. I meant the answer is cupcakes.

So come along ! You definitely don't want to show up to a Breaking Bad finale party empty-handed. Which means as Walt might say...

Baking Bad: The Cupcake Tutorial

What you'll need:

Cupcake mix

(Walter) White frosting

Eggs

Vegetable Oil

White rolled fondant (available at craft stores)

Sugar Sheets - Green (available at craft stores)

Sugar Sheets - Blue (available at craft stores)

Sugar Sheets - Black (available at craft stores)

Scissors

Exacto Blade

Food Coloring

Rolling Pin

99.1% Blue Crystal Meth (substituting this with rock candy is okay if you're a huge bitch)

Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Thus setting up the superlab kitchen for reactions.

2. Prepare your cupcake mix from scratch or from a mix.

3. While the cupcakes are baking, take this time to enjoy some Los Pollos Hermanos and/or prepare the different types of toppings. 

A. Team Walt Cupcakes (Heisenberg vs. Mr. White)

Heisenberg:

1. Cut out three rectangles from the black sugar sheets.

2. Use the exacto blade to trace and cut out the silhouette of Heisenberg in three parts, like so.

3. Apply to white frosted cupcake.

Mr. White:

1. Roll white fondant into a flat sheet with a small rolling pin.

2. Use a knife or exacto to cut out W-H-I-T-E letters.

3. Adhere to a blue frosted cupcake.

B. Team Jesse Cupcakes (Pinkman, Bitch)

Pinkman Cupcake

Add 1-3 drops of red food coloring to the white fondant to turn it pink (use your judgement to determine which shade you would like).

Roll pink fondant into a flat sheet with a small rolling pin.

Use a knife or exacto to cut out P-I-N-K letters.

Adhere to a blue frosted cupcake.

"Science Bitch!" Cupcake

1. Use scissors to cut out a speech bubble from the blue sugar sheet.

2. Use a decorating bag filled with white icing to spell out "S-C-I-E-N-C-E" and follow it up with Jesse's favorite word.

Voila! Now you have both:

C. Elemental Symbols, Blue Sky, Lily of the Valley

Breaking Bad Elemental Symbols:

1. Cut two matching squares out of green sugar sheets

2. Cut "Br" and "Ba" out of white fondant.

3. Secure to the sugar sheets with a small amount of frosting.

Blue Sky:

1. This one's a piece of cake. Just frost a few cupcakes and sprinkle some meth blue rock candy on top.

Lily of the Valley:

1. Roll out white fondant.

2. Cut small floral shapes (5-6 petals) from the fondant. You can use this as a stencil if desired.

3. Pinch the middle of the flower cutout to add 3D shape.

4. Use frosting or sugar sheets for leaf details.

*disclaimer, do not feed to children*

Congratulations, you're done! 

Feel free to celebrate in your hazmat suit.

And it might just be the meth talking, but I think the cupcakes have something to say.......

See you all next time!

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Cinco de Mayo: Sombrero Cupcake Tutorial

Greetings Cinco revelers! Before you give your life away to sombreros and tequila this Sunday, consider taking this psuedo-holiday as an opportunity to do something productive for society. And by society I mean your delinquent friends. And by productive I mean creating tiny sombreros out of paper and placing them jauntily on funfetti cupcakes.

You'll need:

Tequila (this doesn't go in the cupcakes, you just drink it throughout this entire process after you're done)

Cupcake tin (12 or 24)

Funfetti Mix & Frosting (Did you just ask if you have to use funfetti? Go home, you're drunk.)

3 large eggs, oil & water

Cupcake cups (white or colorful)

Red & Green Sugar Sprinkles

Twisty candles 

Large confetti

Multi-color construction paper

G.L.I.T.T.E.R Glue (90s children, rejoice)

Ready-made paper mustaches (or you can make your own)

Directions:

Phase 1: The Cupcakes

1. First pre-heat the oven to 350 and follow the instructions on the funfetti box to make the cake mix. Make sure to only eat about half of the cake batter so you still get 12(ish) cupcakes out of this deal.

2. Pour ze mix into the cupcake cups. Take a shot of tequila. 

3. Bake the cupcakes for 18-20 minutes. While they are baking, seize this opportunity to take another shot of tequila and put on your sombrero. (oh by the way, you'll need a sombrero). Let cool & frost with funfetti icing. 

Phase 2: The Decorations

1. Constructing the (mini) sombreros.

This part is slightly tricky but as long as you follow the photos step-by-step you should be fine.

(Also, kindly disregard my batman boxers)

Or dont. Whatever. ANYWAY. Moving on.

2. Adding candles, sprinkles & pizzaz

The hard part is over! Treat yourself to some more tequila.

I like to rim some of the cupcakes with red or green (or both) sugar sprinkles. This is easy to do. Once the cupcakes are frosted, just put the sprinkles on plates like so:

Then roll the sides of the cupcake back and forth until the entire cupcake perimeter is covered in sprinkles.

You can have fun with the Mexican flag, add in some crazy candles, put confetti on the edges or write words in frosting - pretty much anything goes at this point. Here are some examples for inspiration.

You're done! You're drunk! It's time to enjoy your completed project & have a wonderful Cinco celebration! Feel free to channel this dog.

Just please, do everyone a favor and by no means attempt to speak spanish.

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The Reality of Cinco de Mayo falling on a Sunday

So you might think you're ready for Cinco de Mayo

A little day drinking never hurt anyone right?

But then your friends show up dressed for the day

And you're all

Worse, when you bring up that it happens to be a Sunday, you just get this response:

So there goes that

Soon, getting dressed for the occasion becomes non-negotiable

But at least your friends are being really supportive

You start thinking, one margarita might be fun, right?

And gradually you start to support the direction the day is going in.

Your first drink at the bar might look like this

But after a while it's more

It's already 5? Happy hour time! So you pull up a chair at the bar

Tequila or Beer they may ask?

But then you realize that your one friend has switched languages

So you grab them to offer some friendly advice

But they aren't quite on your page

Suddenly, it becomes clear that it might be time to go

Naturally one of your friends volunteers to make food back at home

But you veto this immediately for a safer choice

Or at least you thought it was safer.

Eating proves to be a quick and easy task at this point

But wait, it's already midnight? You have to get up in like five hours.

But you need some zs. You'll be fine come morning, you've got this!

At first you wake up and are all

But as you and your friends embark home, a terrible realization occurs

Maybe a morning pep talk will help?

And unfortunately, you've dressed yourself like this.

But there's always coffee to fix your problems!

You sit down in your cubicle to do some serious work

And your judgemental coworker stops by to assess the situation

Nevermind him. 10 AM rolls around and you're starting not to feel so hot

You break the copier and have no idea how to fix it.

And you realize it's time for the morning meeting. Hope you don't get called upon to speak.

When you tell your boss your ideas, nothing seems to go over well

So you march back to your desk to do some paperwork. That you can definitely handle

But it's almost 2 and you start to feel bad. Like really bad.  

Your office rival is easily beating you at every turn

And people are judging you. You know it. They know it. The guy who just watered your plants knows it.

But its 5 o'clock, and you really only have one thing on your mind.

And before you know it, it's 6 PM! You did it! 

And let's be real, in the end...

See you next year Cinco! 

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a shout out in Glamour mag!

Check out my blog's bite-sized inclusion in April's Glamour magazine & on their Pinterest board - "Funniest Things Women Are Sharing on the Internet"!

Major oversight though- the article doesn't include the name of the artist who illustrated this clever cartoon that caught my attention- Fuchsia Macaree. Check out more of her incredible work on her tumblr.

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Baking Tutorial: Merry Grinch-mas Cookies

As Aristotle Buddy the Elf once wisely proclaimed, "It's Christmas Eve, Eve!"

And since I take all of my life advice from Will Ferrell, that means it's time to celebrate and start some baking and drinking festivities.

For some people, Christmas Eve Eve means embracing the holiday spirit by stalking pedestrians for their parking spot at the mall and getting a last minute photo with Santa.

Others might choose to spend today snuggled next to a warm fireplace. Or the yule log on TV. If you are a douchelord.

Ah, technology.

Or who knows, maybe today you're sitting in Starbucks trying to make the most of your remaining time with their holiday cups.

But for me, today means that my humble home turns into Alex's sweatshop bakeshop. If you're also home, I have prepared an easy and fun Christmas baking tutorial to try.

So without further ado, FELIZ NAVIDAD!

Tutorial: Merry Grinch-mas! Holiday Cookies

                         The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that he ran out of marshmallow fluff. It could be that his cocktail, was not strong enough. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Two sizes too small? Le gasp. This project let's you make sure that you help the Grinch's heart grows three sizes by Christmas Day! Minions- get together your ingredients:

  You'll need:

- Whipped frosting (I use Betty Crocker Butter Cream, but you can use some other inferior option an alternative of your choice if you want)

- Red Writing Frosting (bonus points if it has glitter)

- GOLD Flour

- Sugar Cookie Dough

- Heart cookie cutters of 3 different sizes because...

- Waxed Paper

- A Rolling Pin

Okay, now that you have your ingredients, it's time to roll out the waxed paper, add flour (seriously, do this or everything will stick to your hands, face, legs, ear and you'll cry), and roll out the doughhhh. MAKE IT RAIN.

Now chop chop chop the cookie cutters! And...

It's frosting time, it's frosting time.

You're almost done! To tie the Grinch heart theme together, you can sketch a small tag to attach to the gift. Or if your hands do not possess an elf-like nimbleness, you can always print a picture. 

And for the final touches, get a plain white cardboard box and tie it all together!

Add a little note if you want!

Here's hoping that this Christmas you get to carve the roast beast! Merry merry little elves!!

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The 12 Days of Drinking & The Best Holiday Cocktails to Match

Now we all know that after delivering the world's demanding children presents all night, Santa doesn't really want some milk and cookie bullshit.

In my opinion, Santa would prefer a stiff drink. I mean, something has to keep those cheeks rosy.

Maybe an Irish Hot Chocolate garnished with a candy cane. Or, if he wants to hang out with me, a jack and coke. He might- Santa freaking loves Coca-Cola. So do polar bears apparently.

I don't always drink coke, but when I do, I wear a sun visor.

But let's set aside for a minute, my desire to enable Santa to drink and sleigh.

The fact is, after the stressful "Month Before Christmas" ('Twas the Night Before Christmas' clearly ignores the fact that Christmas begins on black friday) you might need to relax even more than Santa.

To help you with the de-stressing process, I've devised some re-vamped Christmas lyrics and compiled a selection of the best holiday beverages to bring you from naughty to nice. Or from nice to naughty - your call really.

So without further ado, go ahead and make your list, check it twice, and decide if you want your martini stirred, shaken or spiced.

Just a little something for you to sing on Christmas Eve while you embarrass yourself and your aunt hides your cousins.

Highlighted Winter Cocktails:

1. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reinbeer

-red pom poms

-googly eyes

-brown pipe cleaners

- scissors

- glue

There was Dasher and Dancer and ... Prancer and Guinness. 

(via lifeofamodernmom)

2. The "Winter Mojito"

Ingredients

10 fresh mint leaves

1/2 lime, cut into 4 wedges

2 tablespoons white sugar, or to taste

1 cup ice cubes

1 1/2 fluid ounces white rum

1/2 cup club soda

Red food coloring

Directions

Place mint leaves and 1 lime wedge into a sturdy glass. Use a muddler to crush the mint and lime to release the mint oils and lime juice. Add 2 more lime wedges and the sugar, and muddle again to release the lime juice. Do not strain the mixture. Fill the glass almost to the top with ice. Pour the rum over the ice, and fill the glass with carbonated water. Stir, taste, and add more sugar if desired. Garnish with the remaining lime wedge.

Add a drop of red food coloring!

(via allrecipes / photo via pinterest)

3. The Spicy GingerMan

(via SingleMindedWomen)

4. Eggnog Martini

(via SingleMindedWomen)

And try to remember this bit of wisdom if the stress still gets to you.

Cheers & May your days be merry and bright! :)

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Your Own Thanksgiving "Gobble Gang": How to Celebrate the First Great American Rager with Turkey Treats

  The holiday season is officially here, but before you pull a Seth Cohen and have visions of Chrismukkah dance in your head, it's time to recognize America's greatest holiday - Thanksgiving.  That's right, Thanksgiving is better than Christmas, Hanukah, Easter, the Fourth of July, St. Patrick's Day, Arbor Day, Leif Erikson Day and your birthday - but not my birthday.

Why is this holiday so great? Because Thanksgiving is a beautiful ceremony the original American rager- it's the one holiday where the only concrete goal in sight is to eat and drink. A. lot. And as for the whole "thankfulness" aspect, I'm skeptical on that.

The First Thanksgiving was clearly a pilgrim/ native american bro-fest that got out of control and needed a cover for the binge drinking and reckless drunk eating that took place. So they said that they were "giving thanks". In reality, Sitting Bull and John Smith were probably doing a 17th century version of a keg-stand together and the only thing they were giving each other were high fives.

Ah. America.

Now, there are many important ways to honor this majestic day. For example:

But before you can abide by this year's Thanksgiving motto, you'll need to rustle up some food and drink. Which is where today's creation comes in.

Below you can find "The Gobble Gang", sexy turkey cookies that I'm going to teach you how to make.

Think of me as an innocent native american, teaching your asshole pilgrim self (who will, in the future, give me smallpox and a casino) how to make corn. You can call me, "Dances on Tables". Hao.

These treats are seriously easy to create (you don't even need a stove, or an open fire in the woods). Credit to 7thhouseontheleft.com for the inspiration & recipe! Here's a quick picture tutorial I put together on how to make these. How festive of me. Enjoy & don't screw it up.

You'll need:

1. Betty Crocker Icing (this acts as the "glue" for the turkey)

2. M&M minis (the eyes)

3. Nutter Butters (the body)

4. Candy Corn (feathers)

5. Jelly Bellys (Red and Yellow, beak and gobbly-neck-thing)

6. Nabisco famous chocolate wafer (back base)

7. Reese's cups (back base)

Holy shit, it's a nutterbutter! NOW ITS A LIL' TURKEY PAL!

Shake ya tailfeather.

The turkey battalion of the 24th regiment. 

Final word: Don't even think about letting anyone in your family eat these, they're too fucking cute.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Eat, drink and try not to pass out before the turkey's ready. It's hard, but you've got to have goals.

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The 7 Best Social Cataloging Websites (design, food, music, fashion, DIY)

First of all, what's Social Cataloging?

Sparknotes version: It's your key to beating boredom AND staying organized. Amazeballs. Now, I know your attention span is shorter than Kim Kardashian's marriage, so listen up while I share the necessary details!

A social cataloging site is, in essence, social media's prettier, smarter and all-around-better younger sister - a new and improved model if you will. Vroom. The new social cataloging sites (Pinterest, GoodReads, Etsy, Stereomood, etc.) still have a lot of we love about the original social sites (facebook, twitter... you may have heard of them). You can still share with your friends, follow your interests... stalk humans, the usual BUT these new sites are focused on niche topics (food, fashion, humor, etc.) which means you can focus on and organize your interests in a fresh new way. AKA they're all done with a twist. Saucy.

And of course, these sites are crucial for taking breaks at work (because seriously, Excel is deteriorating my eyesight, and my will to live) . So go ahead and make your digital world more streamlined and more fun! - now all you need is a real world drink and life is complete.

If you're looking for a more technical answer, here's the definition I wrote for urbandictionary.com .

1. 

Site Motto: “Collect the things you love.”

What it is:  Pinterest.com is like having an infinite supply of bulletin boards at your disposal- but without the messy pins (ouch) and zero need for storage space or going to Staples (ew, school children). According to the Pinterest execs, “Pinterest lets you organize and share all the beautiful things you find on the web.”

Users can “re-pin” photos they find on the site onto their own boards and follow others’ boards as well, you know, for general merriment. It's like a visual orgasm online, but a sexy legal one, not like chatroulette.

Sample 1: Emily's (Emelia23) COLOR board

Holy acid flashback! It's like the electric kool-aid acid test up in here.

  So many boards, so little time!

Sample 2: Natalie's (Natpoo2) GET IN MY BELLY board

Aaaand now I have #fatgirlproblems.

Moral of the story:  This site is a fucking mesmerizing assimilation of gorgeous images. I vote that it's highly useful for artists looking to organize designs, cooks looking to organize recipes, couples looking to plan weddings or any person who is looking to start pinning like a boss.

Mobile app: Pinterest (free), allows users to pin on the go.

Rating: (on a scale of 1-10 points for Gryffindor) 10 ! Top marks, pip pip cheerio!

  2. 

Site Motto: “Behind every song there's always an emotion. We don't know why but maybe that's why we love music.”

What it is: Steremood.com is basically the long lost cousin of the music genome giant Pandora.com, but it's better for stoners those in touch with their emotions, because all the music playlists are catered to suit your mood or your activity. “Playlist emotion” options range from the basics (happy, feeling blue) to quirky (psychedelic, aphrodisiac) to practical (dinner with friends, jogging). I personally like taking tequila shots while listening to "beach party". 

Home Page Options

"Lost in Jamaica" Playlist

Morale of the Story: Smoke weed Get high on life and listen to this !

Mobile app: Mood O’ clock ($0.99), an alarm clock application for the iPhone.

Rating: 8 points, it's awesome and great for fresh playlists. 

3. 

Site Motto: “The largest community of readers in the world.” 

What is is:  Goodreads.com is NERD heaven. Hermione from Harry Potter would have an account if Hogwarts had a wireless connection.

It's an online community for those who are passionate about books, want to engage in literary discussions, and seek recommendations for their next great read. 

Sample layout:

Moral of the story: Basically, having a goodreads account is like having a brilliant and well-read friend OR a hot young scruffy English professor giving you advice.  The site is a bomb resource for those who have literary lust. 

Mobile app: GoodReads (free), open it up in Barnes & Noble and make some selections!

Rating: 9 points, nerdgasmic.

4. 

Site Motto: “A mouth-watering food photo gallery. Come feed your eyes!”

What is is: DANGER: Serious nomming may occur. Foodgawker.com is an online foodie haven AKA it's food porn and will make you wish being obese was socially acceptable. Through visual photo navigation (aka, ogling delicacies) users can collect recipes, cooking techniques and ingredients to aid in perfecting their culinary creations.

Home page of HUNGER:

Bear-y delish!

Morale of the Story: Go to the gym, work on ya fitness... then use this.

Mobile app: Foodgawker (free), nom nom nom on the go 

Rating: 8 points, make sure you have an emergency snack handy.

5. 

Site Motto: “Foodgawker's sibling - dedicated to arts and crafts.”

What is is: Craftgawker is just like foodgawker, but catered to DIY craft ideas. So don't use this one if your fingers aren't nimble, like one of Santa's elves. No one wants to get a "scarf" for Christmas that looks like what happens when a cat gets into a ball of yarn. But for those with delicate digits, the site offers a plethora of art projects, craft items and handmade creations to draw inspiration from or make yourself.

Hand-crafitin' day n' night:

Morale of the story: Make something beautiful and don't burn yourself with the hot glue gun.

Mobile app: Craftgawker (free), on the go creative jolts.

Rating: 9 points, open it in A.C. Moore and go to town. 

6. 

Site Motto: “The world's handmade marketplace.”

What it is: Etsy.com is an enormous artisan community, designed to allow users to buy and sell art, products and supplies. The site uses the William Morris motto as a mantra,“have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.”  So that also means not letting ugly people inside your apartment. Etsy has been around for six years now and the site, run by editors with great eyes for style, highlights only top quality wares. If a unique gift is what you’re looking for, etsy is ideal. 

Holi-daze ideas:

November Birthstone Newsletter! GO SCORPIOS.

Moral of the Story: Tired of buying people stupid gifts like Starbucks giftcards or hand cream from Bath & Body Works? Get a little creative with Etsy.

Mobile app: N/A

Rating: 9 points, it's a goldmine.

7. 

Site Motto: “Get inspired everyday! Share your favorite images from the web.”

What it is: Weheartit.com is a collection of inspiring (and sometimes shexay) photos, submitted by “heart it” users. The site functions through tag use, and users can search by  keywords for things they’d like to see (like fashion, photography, peacock feathers,etc.). Most of the images have an awesome artsy or vintage quality to them -it's like hipstamatic before hipstamatic was even cool.

Wearing your heart on your sleeve:

Moral of the story: Using Weheartit is like looking through the mind, heart and travels of a friend / a hipster / a hipster who you're friends with.

Mobile app: N/A

Rating: 7 points, it's girlier than the rest, but still amazing.

Alright, now I hope reading all of this has caused you to develop a slow smile that would give Herman Cain a run for his money. Feel free to thank me later for your new fabulous life / heightened internet addiction. Sorry I'm not sorry.

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Modern Dorothy and Pandora by Ivan Alifan

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Vincent Van G-Oh Heyyy!

I can only assume this is how Van Gogh took his myspace picture.

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tangerine trees and marmalade skies

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Abbey road meets Starry Starry Night. I think my love of The Beatles and Van Gogh might be too much to bear right now.

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bang bang, shoot shoot

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The mind is everything. What we think, we become.

Buddha (via quote-book)

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The Photographs that Masquerade as Paintings

Behold! Acrylic Paintings. Yawn.

But wait... these are photographs?

Artist Alexa Meade has a clever approach to her art. First, she paints her subjects with acrylics, transforming them essentially into human paintings. Then she photographs them.

I think she wants to mess with us.

But regardless, she's amazing and brings an entirely new definition to "painted dolls".

  Double Take 20x16" Chromogenic print on Fuji Crystal Archive paper.

  Exposure (Portrait of a Self-Portrait 3) 16"x20" Chromogenic print on Fuji Crystal 

Transfixed  Installation at Irvine Contemporary 8/20/11 ( Alexa with one of her subjects)

Curated Installation 8'x8'x4' installation with live performance. 

Jaime

Jaime in Process

Bernie (B&W) (via alexameade.com / alexa meade's flickr)

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Fear and Loathing at Bank of America.

Hunter S. Thompson solidifies his position as a boss with this casual check for 2 mil. Memo: Cocaine.

(via buzzfeed)

Also, Hunter S. Thompson hanging out with John Cusack, Johnny Depp and a blow-up doll. I'd give a kidney to be in that back seat.

(via awesomepeoplehangingout)