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The Weeknd chillin w/ some bomb ass marsupials 😎

#The Weeknd #marsupials #kangaroos #like a boss #baller status

Lookin like badasses 😉

1, 18, and 35 for the love asks? if those are okay

1. What do you search for in a partner?

juicy dumptruck ass

but also like. you gotta have hobbies and interests and friends. please, for the love of god. i am MISERABLE when i’m any level of involved with people that don’t...........do stuff?? maybe ppl who don’t do stuff but understand my urge to constantly do stuff are out there, but i haven’t found them. i’m not going to give up a lifetime of hyperfixation and DOIN STUFF to sit on the couch and watch fucking Netflix y’know

18. Have you ever been asked to homecoming or prom? What was it like?

no and then the only time i asked somebody i got stood up and spent the evening crying in a doorway outside the band room lmaooooooo. i did go to homecoming/snowcoming i think all 4 years of HS?? and prom (twice), just with friends. my bff & i went as actual Prom Dates tho for the sake of pictures and shit but as we have the same genital configuration you can imagine what that did for my social status (bad. it was bad.)

35. What is the best relationship advice you have ever been given?

my dad just looked at me one time when i was Goin Thru It with an inconsiderate partner and said “why do you think i’ve been single since robin boogied?” and i was like old man. ur fuckin rite bro

//nosy love asks

#my dad's been unattached for SIXTEEN YEARS & living his best life #baller status