[bassiter]

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All Star by Smash Mouth except it’s playing out of completely blown-out speakers at a party, just as police bust down the doors and swarm in.

requested by @tenx

[gregorygalloway]

Stewart Copeland (born 16 July 1952)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[glimmmadora-deactivated20190328]

since the cishets are turning pride into music festivals and trendy parties i propose we return to form and riot 

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[belizedeservesbetter]

The rumor that Sondheim left Be More Chill at intermission added five years to my life 

[thebootydiaries]

someone: am i the only one who—

me: There are 7,000,000,000 People On This Earth

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Ripley’s Believe It or Die

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Ripley’s Just Go Fuck Yourself

[snowysauropteryx]

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

[snowysauropteryx]

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

[friend-rice]

[funnylime]

old boys

[birdghost]

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

[deebott]

Wild

[endcitychest]

send these 2 someone who loves minecraft <3

(click for better quality)

[frostylong]

@dcurmudgeon

[chongoblog]

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

[drsupermonk]

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

[chongoblog]

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

[no-chill-at-all]

[srry-m0m]

this is cute as HELL

[candiikismet]

I’m about to cry

[kingwalkazz]

Poor Alan :(

[queer-wither]

me: gay minecraft

everyone: ***blacks out and reblogs***

[funky-aro-vex]

[frostylong]

@dcurmudgeon

[tanyushenka]

Three men standing in a dirt field eating large pieces of flatbread Mesopotamia (undated)

[hustlerose]

i have kin memories of drinking hot cocoa and getting fucked while watching polar express 

[hustlerose]

update: turns out when you have kin memories of your own life they’re just called memories. sorry for the confusion!

[coloryote-deactivated20221213]

You know what? Maybe I DONT need to be on this site

[ina-gartens-weave]

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this audio from this instrumental song or whatever the fuck song abba did is the most trancey fucking weird ass shit ive ever heard. id do drugs to this.