the nihilist

i love you uhh self about me best music i promise im charming hatemail

[itssoldier76]

[frowning-cheshire-cat]

giles corey be like

[freddie-mercurious-blog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cynical-blogger]

[iridessence]

I read all of these aloud in an obnoxious, old timey voice.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

same

[google-suggest]

[fandomquoter]

[daringbydesign]

un-alive them.

[fistsithrk]

Lmao

[dickhealth]

I am a villain in an old Zorro story, and Zorro has just stabbed me in the dick. I am uninsured. Please, dick doctor, tell me how to doctor my own dick, so that I may go on to fight Zorro once more.

–Don Cándido

[dickhealth]

Dear Don Cándido of Los Angeles, CA,

I understand completely that you’d...

[windows95tips]

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[neilcicierega]

What a nostalgia trip!

(part one / part two / part three)

[neilcicierega]

Only 90s kids will remember these books

(part one / part two / part four)

[neilcicierega]

More of this great old book series

(part one / part three / part four)

[neilcicierega]

Anyone remember this book series?

(part two / part three / part four)

[unthroning]

Found my diary from when I was six.

[steviemcfly]

I’m too hot

Hot damn

GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!