Frozen to the Core

Heyo everyone! What are you doing around here? =>The fairy currently wandering __Current Magic effects_ _ (A Word answer Ask/Rp Blog for Cirno from the Touhou Series. paradoxaly, Lily white also shows up from time to time.)

[drinksomefuckingwater]

drink some fucking water

[frozenfairy]

[frozenfairy]

"Alright, whose ass do I have to kick this time?"

[frozenfairy]

"As you all can plainly see, I have saved Gensokyo."

"You may praise me when ready."

*(This silly idea that had been bouncing around in my head for a while now was created by Kooby.)*

[madharemuses]

"NOOOOOOOO!"

[frozenfairy]

[kyosmusedepository]

"Suwako-sama once asked if we could play a game together and asked if there were any good frog games, so I suggested Battletoads. Needless to say, it's been a while since Suwako-sama has asked to play something again. I hope she's alright..."

[frozenfairy]

Meanwhile the only other time Suwako played Battletoads.

"Go gettem Rash!"

"You're doing great!"

it was a weird time

[frozenfairy]

Cirno Rumors

"I heard that the mermaid in my lake sleeps in a sunken pirate ship."

[frozenfairy]

Cirno life hack

"This is a very complex trick that only trained professional fairies like myself can do."

Cirno is standing at the base of the steps to the Hakuri Shrine, stretching a bit as she prepared herself for the task ahead of her. She looked up at the many steps, moving up right next to the bottom most step before turning around to face away from them.

She remained still for a moment, letting out a deep breath as she jumped up backwards up a single step, before doing it again, and again, and again. This went on for about six or seven steps before something odd would start happening. Her feet touched the very edge of the ninth step, slipping back down to the one before it, only her body began to jitter in place, she jumped up again, hitting the edge again as the jittering of her body got more intense. A third time and she just seemed to float back up onto the ninth step.

Jumping one final time she started to rapidly ascend up the stairs, it looking like someone tied a rope around her waist and was pulling her up the stairs faster and faster, her feet seeming to phase right through the edges of the stairs as she zoomed up the steps and an extraordinary speed. A little to fast for her own liking.

“AAAHAAAAAAA!”

[frozenfairy]

"Real Fairies play with auto save turned off."

"Cause everyone knows if they kill me and I have to load my last manual save, I'll do all sorts of hullabaloo to the timeline."

[frozenfairy]

Fairy Court

"Given all that was revealed and that has transpired today, this court finds you guilty of Malicious Mischief in regard to the violation of the Shenanigans Stature of 1583. You are scented to be pied by a group of no less than eight of your peers. As is tradition, you may select the flavor of pie."

[alchemistdetective]

((This is the most basic question ever, but I have to know

How do your muses do their laundry?))

[frozenfairy]

"I hear that Nue has to do all the laundry at the temple!"

[afterlifetango]

"Hey Luna, do you know why Sunny changed her hair color from Blonde to Ginger? Did she sell her soul or something?"

　 　 “She had a soul?”

[frozenfairy]

"I mean maybe? She at least must of had one at some point. I heard Sanae say something about Gingers having no souls once. So because she was a blonde once, she must of either sold, lost, or misplaced her soul so her hair turned ginger."

"Or maybe she just pulled a reverse Marisa. In which case we need to go find the bottles."

[frozenfairy]

Cirno Advice

"Remember, don't forget to add the egg."

"Ya know, for binding."

[geisthonoredferry]

"Why in the yama is it so warm today??" Komachi is lightly fanning herself and kinda sweaty.

[frozenfairy]

"It's because I escaped from the central cooling station. You'll never capture me alive!" And so Cirno ducks down into the hole, the heavy cover closing with a loud

*Thunk*

[geisthonoredferry]

"No! You have to go back inside the funny looking box, Cirno!!" She's pounding on the cover.

[frozenfairy]

The pounding of the metal cover would give off a dull echo as from under it Komachi could faintly hear a muffled,

"Neeevvveeerr!"

[geisthonoredferry]

"Why in the yama is it so warm today??" Komachi is lightly fanning herself and kinda sweaty.

[frozenfairy]

"It's because I escaped from the central cooling station. You'll never capture me alive!" And so Cirno ducks down into the hole, the heavy cover closing with a loud

*Thunk*

[frozenfairy]

Meanwhile at the post office

"You ate my mail?"

"I ate your mail."

"What do you mean you ate my mail?"

"It means she ate your mail. Next question."

[frozenfairy]

"Who would want to rp with themselves? That'd just be weird. Isn't that right Lily?"

[frozenfairy]

Cirno advice

"Remember, you can always buy and or obtain an ouija board from either a witch or a vegan."

[witchwaltzing]

"I ain't one a' those witches, I don't mess wit' that shit."

[frozenfairy]

"If you're not a witch, then that must mean you're a vegan. As such I claim full ownership over every bit of meat inside your house for all of fairy kind to use."