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tiernomuffin

Sunburst wants you to stay safe

original audio from ian hanlin

mrsbandicoot-deactivated2021061

BALL.

postmortemtsarina

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shushtaouk

Queer Eye is so good because we get to see five members of the LGBTQA+ community laugh and cry and be silly! Those guys struggled so much in their lives! Bobby grew up in the south in a deeply religious community and ran away at age fifteen! (he got outed.) Karamo is the first openly gay black man on reality tv and he drowned in toxic masculinity for the whole duration of his adolescence! Antoni confessed coming out was super painful because of internalized homophobia and a dysfunctional family life! Jonathan was shunned out by people he loved because of his identity, and I’m pretty sure Tan is the first openly gay Muslim man in the goddamn history of american tv!!! Those guys lived the trauma of our worst nightmares and are now happy and hugging each other and thriving. Just seeing them smile is fucking healing (and they are aware of it! They want us to know we can be happy too!) They truly love each other and give off such a good wholesome vibe. When we look at them there’s this little soothing voice that sounds like Karamo and whispers everything is going to be okay.

kayleana-deactivated20200828

The new Road to Eldorado movie looks good.

solitarelee

I had to Google this and I still don’t believe it’s real

This is a fake time line. I’ve just been lucid dreaming in a coma this whole time.

architeuthisducks-blog

I cannot fucking believe

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725

THIS IS REAL?

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

I just looked up the description and I’m having a stroke is this the real life or is this just fantasy caught in a landslide no escape from reality

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

birdn4t0r

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

I remember when College Humor did this as a sketch. A JOKE. And now it’s an actual thing with the first trailer dropping tomorrow. We are living in a clown world.

muchymozzarella

Ok but a movie with a fully Spanish cast for a Spanish film where the cast isn’t all just white people? I don’t care if it’s gonna be wild as fuck, I want to watch it.

kaijuno

Wasn’t interested in seeing it until I saw how absolutely wild this fucking cast is

fruitbatcoon

I’m shook

sridevi

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I just found this photo of me as a camp counselor for a wildlife and outdoors camp where they let me teach map & compass & orienteering and the thing is these kids were all from the city and they applied for this fully-funded program and it was the first time a lot of them had ever gone hiking and they were really nervous and I can’t help but think I probably didn’t inspire their confidence when I showed up

“hey kids I’ll be leading us all deep, deep into the woods today and probably we will all come back let’s roll”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

this photo is of me teaching them how to count paces and obviously I cut all the kids out of the picture but in the original there are just a bunch of nervous looking youths following me

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the most important thing about teaching orienteering at camp is there is usually and indoor portion when the kids learn the basics of looking at a map & compass and then an outdoor portion where we start applying the skills and I usually split that up with the other counselors so we weren’t always just doing the same thing and i LOVED it when I got the outdoor portion bc I’d lead the kids real deep into the woods and I’d be like

“okay, we’re definitely lost. y’all are gonna have to find our way back out of here, so who was paying attention inside earlier?”

and they’d be like “can’t you help”

and I’d say very seriously “I don’t know how to read a map.”

And they Always. Believed me.

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

wait let me make a correction. The High schoolers always believed me. The middle schoolers were less prone to immediate panic and I think that’s just part of the chaotic nature of being in middle school.

secondclassvines

“if edibles hit immediately”

lovefortv

coquetrys-blog

remember when dash drama looked like this

dankmemeuniversity

thescariestface

modern day greek chorus

rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.