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𝖨 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝖾𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗐

[satyriconmp3]

it chapter 3: divorcing my spouse to shack up with my childhood best friend

[megidolan]

pocket sized bf

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nohomohank-deactivated20200218]

[numahachi]

[rebeccacrane]

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

[little-blue-birdy-deactivated20]

When it’s almost 2020 and you’re still crying about the clown movie (source animatedtext)

[haflacky]

Oh ok not today

better say that I fuck his mom

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[frogmp3]

so disturbed when people say they don’t like vegetarian food. bro this is vegetables

[bisexualgambit]

Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail

[dilfgmancoolatta]

i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak

[zagreus]

you can find homoerotic subtext in anything if you believe in yourself

[wordswithkittywitch]

Conversely, you can also ignore heteroromantic subtext in anything if you don’t give a shit. The leading man and woman make long, lingering eye contact? They’re thinking about bread. I know I am.

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[valtsv]

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

[alejandr-oh]