keep the faith.

oh, are you lost on your journey? no matter; today's lost are conquerors tomorrow.

[soapydoll]

I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance

[kindlingnorah]

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[dippyface]

[louisegluckpdf]

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

How quickly we forget the noble and impenetrable iron

[sewercleaner]

[noisedragon]

2013: The Year of Luigi

2014: The Revenge of Luigi

[noisedragon]

this was a hit post for me back in 2014 but now I feel like I was off by a decade

[segamascott]

[valmillion]

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

[honeylemony]

Rough out there for bisexual Alex

[valmillion]

i will destroy Alex.

[disgustinggf]

[coffintrapped]

dude i just got shot i need you to suck the bullet out

[skopostheorie]

Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now

[the-tree-line]

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

[the-tree-line]

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

[kaijutegu]

personally i prefer semaphore

[iridescent-lightning]

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[variegated-fairywren]

wlw tumblr post notes simulator

[solitaryhome]

[2012earthnoises]

Tshirt idea I had

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[drops-of-universe]

microdosing catholicism by constantly pursuing a sense of guilt for no reason

[lilou-the-world-builder]