peachy keen

i'm serenity! 18! ENFP! leo! let's be pals!

[wlw]

u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan

[fruitcubes]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[earthdad]

me whenever i post a selfie

[henlolizer]

[correct-vampire-opinions]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

friend: want to get something to eat and chill? me: nah i feel like staying home tonight friend: i’ll pay me:

[hijerking]

call out post for msyelf

you can also send things in 1 message instead of 9… stop pressing enter…

[joshpeck]

[placeholderurlimgone]

me as a superhero

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[kosovan-deactivated20190108]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[goawayimdrunk]

Still my favorite strip on the internet.

[meme-theft]

[gif87a-com]

[zukosgay]

is germany okay

[soloontherocks]

oh scheiße

[marilynmnr]