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Rating Main Series Pokemon Games Based on Whether or Not Stunky is Available to Catch:

red, blue, yellow (and green):

stunky wasn't even designed yet. i dont like remembering life before stunky. 0/10

gold, silver:

same as above. 0/10

crystal:

this gets a higher score because crystal is my fave game. 1/10

ruby, sapphire, emerald:

same as rby(g). 0/10

diamond:

first game to contain stunky! oh what a lovable boy! and he can be caught on three separate routes! also unrelated i caught a shiny stunky the first time i played this game back in the day 10/10

pearl:

stunky shouldn't be version exclusive. 0/10

platinum:

this game gets its own score bc why the hell would the third game not have the entire pokedex?? this is like pokemon crystal and the mareep line all over again smh -1/10

heartgold/soulsilver:

i was gonna cut it some slack because it's a gen 2 remake but it does include the added gen 4 evolutions so why not add stunky??? 0/10

black, white, black 2, white 2:

straight up unavailable. though this game is like completely gen 5 pokemon isn't it? so that's cool but it doesn't get a pass. 0/10

x,y:

he has returned! finally!! kind of rare to find which fair because stunky is a treasure but 10/10 worth the hunt

omega ruby/alpha sapphire:

gen 3 remake but still. 0/10

sun/moon/ultra sun/ultra moon:

kanto wank. no stunky. 0/10

let's go eevee/pikachu:

KANTO WANK. NO STUNKY. 0/10

sword/shield:

i actually haven't played either of these but according to pokemondb.net you can get stunky in SEVERAL different places so. 10/10

brilliant diamond:

they call it brilliant diamond because it's absolutely brilliant how much easier it is to get a stunky now with the addition of the underground caves! 11/10

shining pearl:

they call it shining pearl because it's a shining example of how staying too true to the original ruins your game. still no stunky. 0/10

legends arceus:

not only is stunky available to catch BUT you can also catch BIG STUNKYS :DDDDD love those alpha boys 100000/10